Meet a stylish newcomer: Jessica Stroup (90210 Hottie from South Carolina)

The Fashion Time Magazine ^ | Apr 6th, 2009 | The Fashion Time Magazine

[Mister Ghost]

We bet 90210 star Jessica Stroup is gonna be welcomed at Fashion Time’s fashion newcomers club, if she continues her efforts in such a stylish way.

[Tax-chick]

Below is coffee table, above is dinner table or desk. I also clobber my shins trying to get into my husband’s truck, fwiw.

If she wore nylons, as a lady should, the bruises wouldn’t show.

[grey_whiskers]

We walk into tables and desks.

Feh. My wife broke her little toe trying to keep from stepping on the cat while bringing in groceries.

Cheers!

[Nervous Tick]

>> We walk into tables and desks.

I bet y’all could avoid that if you’d stop chewing gum. :-)

[Tax-chick]

I tripped over Vlad last summer and couldn’t run for 10 weeks. (Then I was pregnant again ...) I heard the toes snap. Vlad came and hugged me and said, “Mama, you said OOOOWWW! That was FUNNY!”

[PennsylvaniaMom]

Ok...she is cute. Were I a male, I would say ‘not guilty.’ But...she has some heavy Hollywood coin. She needs a pedicure if she is going to ‘rock’ shoes like that; and...girlfriend needs some body makeup (as these little girls do not wear hose) to cover the bruises.

And as to why women have leg bruises. Well I usually have a few. I bump into things around the house and at work. I almost always have one on my hip (kitchen counters routinely jump out in front of me. Its a conspiracy because they ‘know’ I hate that da#n Formica...and would eagerly dismiss it to the garbage dump for a solid surface.) But then, thats just me.

[grey_whiskers]

And all *we* get is shredded furniture. ("Meow")

Cheers!

[Tax-chick]

;-).

[Perdogg]

LOL!!!!!

[Tax-chick]

We have shredded furniture, and also undigested cat-chow spews. But I guess the catz get out of my way, even in the dark, because I always seem to trip over the boys or their stuff.

[2ndClassCitizen]

Agreed, it is crucial to have diversity in our forum. The correct kind of diversity of course.

[PennsylvaniaMom]

Cyber high five on the lack of hosiery etiquette. We need to keep posting this. One thread at a time. It will spur the economy...putting all those hosiery workers back to work. Even twenty year old legs don't look that good bare!

[Tax-chick]

I have those identical attack-counters! Beige Formica, doesn’t show messes unless they’re tomato-based.

[PennsylvaniaMom]

If I didn’t laugh at the state of my life...I would continually cry...

[PennsylvaniaMom]

I have 65 pounds of a black something German sheppard mix who can somehow silently plop down behind me so I can trip over him. Hourly. He has the grace of a supermodel.

[PennsylvaniaMom]

Mine are ‘almond’ (remember that color term?) They need to be retired. Won’t happen anytime soon...but they plot my demise!

[Tax-chick]

There was an article last week that said 89% of pet-related accidents - falls and so on - involve dogs.

And we are totally In Concert about the stockings. There’s a reason, other than warmth, that they were de rigeur for a thousand years! *Nobody’s* legs look that good bare - with bruises, smudges, hair patches, sunburn, mosquito bites, and all that flapping in the breeze.

[Tax-chick]

Ah, yes, “almond”! That wasn’t a choice when got our house in 2003, but we picked a beige with a faint swirl pattern that would be easy to replace if we have to sell the house. A better class of counters just can’t stand up to our usage.

[PennsylvaniaMom]

AMEN!!! Hanes; L’Eggs; etal., they will love us. Actually, I think we could be onto something here. We could be hired as stealth hosiery bloggers; and just ‘post’ our thoughts creatively all over the web. A growth, home-based business...

Textile manufactures...FReepmail us!!!

And the pet accidents...somehow Baxter makes his tags not jingle. Poof he’s there!

[Tax-chick]

Baxter makes his tags not jingle

We can usually hear our greyhound, Ash, jingling her tags. And you just have to assume she's behind you in the kitchen ... either her, or some boys!

Remember when there used to be a whole aisle of hose in the grocery store or Wal-mart? Now it's as bad as trying to find a full slip! And do we look any better. NOOOOOO!

[Perdogg]

Women these days like the leggings from American Apparel, not regular hose.