DUmmie FUnnies 03-30-09 (Joe Biden Enrages DUmmies Over Cuba Embargo)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | March 30, 2009 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

FreepMail me with your Facebook info if you want to be on my friends list there.

Charles, you should really sign up with Facebook. The networking there is INCREDIBLE.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[Larry Lucido]

Bump

[NeoCaveman]

top 10

[Arrowhead1952]

TT - BTR

[GQuagmire]

6. Now to read

[JRios1968]

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[Condor51]

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[Arrowhead1952]

Biden says U.S. does not plan to lift Cuba embargo

[Boo Hoo!]

Just another broken promise by the new administration.

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There's not many hairs there to split. He gave a one word answer to a fairly specific question. No = No.

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My opinion is that the right wing never really leaves office --

[Said the DUmmie completely unaware of the irony as regards Castro.]

Sorry DUmmie, but the left never leaves office. Robert Byrd comes to mind.

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Gosh, with Net access Cubans could even read DU.

[Even better, they could read the DUmmie FUnnies.]

Do the Cubans have enough showers or HAZMAT suits to visit DU?

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Can I still hope Reuters got it wrong or should I just accept that this is neo-colonial cr@p? Hmmm. What to do.

Well, according to other DUmmies, EVERYTHING you hear from the DBM is 100% truth. Even the fake national guard documents dan rather had.

[Budge]

Top 10 maybe?

[COBOL2Java]

[Close your eyes, lean back, and click your heels together three times while reciting, "Take me away to the alternate reality. Take me away to the alternate reality. Take me away to the alternate reality."]

Is that the reality where AlGore won in 2000 and Bin Laden called off 9/11 because - thanks to Gore's Svengali-like personality - Osama was convinced the smoke might contribute to Global Warming?

[JimRed]

Can I still hope Reuters got it wrong or should I just accept that this is neo-colonial cr@p? Hmmm. What to do.

I'm sure that Cuba would welcome you with open arms if you decide to move there and bring muchos American dollars! Please do so, and take all your DUmmie buds with you!

[kenth]

Plus the people have achieved the social infrastructure they wanted by participation in their system of government

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I just want to punch some sense into people like this. This DUmmie sits comfortably in his/her/its parent’s home, surrounded by the comforts of freedom and pretends they have it worse than Cubans.

[Purrcival]

They have managed OK since casting off the shackles of US hegemony.

And this happened...when? Please don't tell me that these DUmmies equate being under an oppressive authoritarian dictatorship with "throwing off the shackles of US hegemony".

[Purrcival]

[We are lacking the free elections for which Cuba is known.]

We are also not allowed to protest or contact our Congresscritters to tell them how we feel. Dissenters will be sent to Wal-Mart detention centers.

[driftless2]

Since 1959 when Castro took over I’ve been reading stories by deluded fools i.e. libs about Cuba’s future. “If only we would trade with Cuba” they’ve lamented, Cuba would indeed be the paradise they’ve wished it would be. Always forgetting, naturally, that under Castro, Cuba has always been a brutal, Marxist hell-hole where the likes of DummyU inmates would have been thrown in prison the first time they opened their pie-holes to protest. And that Cuba is free to trade with every other country on earth. Message to libs: IT AINT’ US THAT’S KILLING CUBA, IT’S MARXIST CUBA THAT’S KILLING CUBA!!!! The capacity of liberals to fool themselves is infinite.

[hattend]

They have managed OK since casting off the shackles of US hegemony.

Says the buffoon who was born after 1970 and has read only how great the glorious leader Fidel has done.

My parents frequented Cuba in the 40's and early 50's. They wouldn't recognize the place nowadays.

[Poser]

What are the Cuban authorities afraid of? Gosh, with Net access Cubans could even read DU.

The dripping sarcasm indicates that this could only have been written by a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!

[Stegall Tx]

Cuba can become the Dubai of the Caribbean Basin, while the US watches. Again, if this happens, watch how fast Biden et. al. change the tune overnight. Our collective memory in the US is about two years anyway.

[Workers Paradise is that light at the end of the tunnel.]

Uh, just how do the DUmmies react when their favorite dictator drills for oil in the pristine waters of the Gulf (where they insist WE cannot drill for fear of damaging the precious environment).

[GeronL]

Was this before or after he thanked the Spanish President for his help in Iraq (there was none) or after Hillary displays ignorance of the most important religious item in Mexico?