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Hollywood’s New 3 Stooges: Benicio del Toro, Jim Carrey and… Sean Penn??
Publius' Forum ^ | 3/26/09 | Warner Todd Huston

Posted on 03/26/2009 8:55:37 AM PDT by Mobile Vulgus

OK, now by that headline you are most likely assuming that I am calling del Toro, Carrey and Penn Hollywood stooges and making fun of them. Of course, we already know that Penn and del Toro are stooges on the “useful idiot” level, but you may wonder why I am slapping Carrey? Well, I mean it in the strictest sense — that Hollywood is casting for a new 3 Stooges team and these are the three Nyucks under consideration. It is del Toro as the new Moe, Carrey as the next Curly and Penn as our favorite nebbish, Larry.

But leave it to Hollywood to take the funniest threesome in Hollywood history and make a muck of it. This isn’t really the 3 Stooges at all. See, it is a “new” one, set in modern day, where three guys sortta, kinda like the 3 Stooges find each other in an orphanage and start a comedy team bringing them fame and fortune.

See it’s a “fictional treatment that maintains the Stooges’ gleeful slap schtick updated for a modern milieu.” Aw geeze. “Updated for a modern Milieu” tells me that they haven’t a clue what the Stooges were about in the first place. Can you say “straight to DVD”?

Who can bet we’ll get a PC Stooges all neurotic over their “portrayal of violence,” filled with angst and driven to dark introspection? It’ll be a brooding, dark “comedy,” right...

Read the rest at Publiusforum.com...


TOPICS: Music/Entertainment; Society; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: 3stooges; beneciodeltoro; seanpen
Geeze, gimme a break. This sounds like a bomb!
1 posted on 03/26/2009 8:55:38 AM PDT by Mobile Vulgus
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To: Mobile Vulgus

If anyone can mess up the Stooges, it will be Sean Penn.


2 posted on 03/26/2009 8:56:49 AM PDT by dirtboy
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To: Mobile Vulgus

This is too easy...

How about

Geinther, Zero and Frank?


3 posted on 03/26/2009 8:57:02 AM PDT by Guns
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To: Mobile Vulgus
Well Penn is a stooge in real life. I just can't see him being funny.

Because I abhor him so much, and because I love the real 3 stooges (except Curly Joe), I'll pass on the movie.

Let Penn and anyone who hires him starve.

4 posted on 03/26/2009 9:02:01 AM PDT by mountn man (The pleasure you get from life, is equal to the attitude you put into it.)
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To: mountn man
The only one I didn't like was Joe Besser, sometimes referred to as "Curly Gay." Curly Joe was an old time comic who wasn't very good, but he tried to keep the Stooges legacy alive. He was a good spokesman for the group after the deaths of Larry and Moe.

This new show has nothing to do with the Stooges, although if any of them were still alive, they'd be willing to do cameos.

5 posted on 03/26/2009 9:14:05 AM PDT by Richard Kimball (We're all criminals. They just haven't figured out what some of us have done yet.)
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To: mountn man

Penn was hilarious in “Fast Times at Ridgemont High.” We often forget that he began his movie career in a comedic role.


6 posted on 03/26/2009 9:20:05 AM PDT by worst-case scenario (Striving to reach the light)
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To: Mobile Vulgus

They’re re-naming it THE 3 COMMIE STOOGES.


7 posted on 03/26/2009 9:34:22 AM PDT by Argus (We've gone downtown to Clown Town, and that's where we'll be living from now on..)
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To: Mobile Vulgus

I would never get involved with this project. Talk about a loser.

The Stooges are the Stooges.


8 posted on 03/26/2009 9:39:10 AM PDT by texmexis best (uency)
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To: mountn man
"Well Penn is a stooge in real life. I just can't see him being funny"

spicoli.jpg Not funny?

Who can forget his hilarious performance in "Hurricane Katrina and the Infamous Red Cup"

9 posted on 03/26/2009 9:42:15 AM PDT by grandpa jones (L.O.M.A. (loyal opposition my azz))
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To: mountn man

Penn - stooge. Type Casting?


10 posted on 03/26/2009 9:54:47 AM PDT by Barb4Bush (God help us all!)
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To: worst-case scenario
Yeah but Penn wasn't acting. He was just being a dufus.

The problem now is he's an arrogant, self righteous dufus.

11 posted on 03/26/2009 10:09:43 AM PDT by mountn man (The pleasure you get from life, is equal to the attitude you put into it.)
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