Posted on 03/22/2009 4:25:02 PM PDT by ElKafir
You're gonna love this video - even if you're not into rap music. This guy has 10,000 times more talent than most of the gangsta rap punks who are making millions selling CD's with "fo-shizz" "smack ma-beetch" "shake yo booty" garbage. Click link for video.
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Pretty cool :)
Travel is a painful process, no way around that fact. I really don't care to have “artistic” impressions forced upon me while trapped within a torture tube, it will only add to the annoyance. Just read the darn FAA card and shut-up.
Oh, that's right, it's moo-moo airlines. . .
I was once on a southwest flight from Dallas to Houston. The plane was full and as they head down the runway to take off the flight attendant came on and said..
“I think I can, I think I can, I think I can, I think I can..(when the plane lifted off she said):..WOOOO HOOOOO..
we were rolling..
Excellent.
omg too funny
Check this one out, is also very funny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ta9ltJGxjk
Southwest has a number of attendents who sing, tell jokes, and do impressions. For a higher price you can fly on a “normal” airline where your sensitivities will not be offended.
I was on a southwest flight on a Sat afternoon 10 years ago. Few passengers. I won a free one-way ticket for guessing closest the collective age of the attendents. Everyone got free drinks.
He is da man. love it, and he did it with out a telepromter he is better than O
Nobody forces you to fly an airliner if you need to travel across the country. You can take a Greyhound bus if you think traveling by plane is a “painful process”. Or get a charter plane if you can afford it.
Sheesh...you really are a smiling ray of sunshine for your family, aren’t you?
I actually appreciate sense of humor they have at Southwest. It’s a reminder of the way things used to be in this country, before we were subject to forced homogenization and political correctness. Yeah, those short-hop 737 flights sometimes feel like a cattle car, but at least they make some effort to help you remember you’re a human being. Being on a local US Airways flight, on the other hand, feels like a freight car of German conscripts on the way to the Russian front.
Ok, I have to admit, I only listened because I was expecting to slam the guy for making the passengers listen to some lame crappy routine..... I was wrong - it was clever and folks actually seemed to be listening. I HATE rap - probably more than anyone can imagine, but he was entertaining.
I won the same contest, but I only got a big bag of about twenty single serve peanuts bags as the prize.
Otherwise it was a tough day for me. Kidney stone when I landed in Ontario. Went into the hospital for overnight and they asked me when I had had a heart attack. more and more............
I won the same contest, but I only got a big bag of about twenty single serve peanuts bags as the prize.
I got in some trouble though, when they then asked me to guess their individual ages.
Another time they ran a toilet paper race where each side had to pass a roll of TP from the front to the back without breaking the paper. The winning side received, you guessed it, extra peanuts. But it was fun.
Very clever and entertaining. Dude has mad flow skillz. Everyone on a flight is feeling the same misery. I sort of appreciate SWA’s attempts at levity.
The last part was hilarious..
“I quarantee you won’t get that at UNITED Airlines..”
I fly First Class, thank you very much, that way the pain is mitigated somewhat, as I don’t have to deal with the unwashed that think flying is such a joy and that TSA really is doing something essential.
Have fun on moo-moo.
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