The closest thing I can think of to describe the mental level at which these people operate is middle school.
Keithie is AFRAID to drive a car! What a Ninny! and someone did an article on Women that had somewhat become involved with him, it was pathetic, they had nothing even remotely good to say about the Duufus! A truly pathetic she/boy ninny! The question is who goes on top? Keithie or Prissy Chrissy??
MIDDLE SCHOOL? You generously over-estimate the mental capacity of the KOmmies and DUmmies....
Pre-K is being optimistic....
I'm surprised any of them can read what is on their computer screens thru the crayon scribble....