Beam me to Planet Gore !
Posted on 03/01/2009 6:57:46 PM PST by bloodmeridian
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Grumbles the Bear, former president of the International Brotherhood of Polar Bears, said he and his former union brethern would descend on Washington on Monday, March 2, to devour global warming protesters in the nation's capital.
"You friggin' idiots. It's March 2, and you're protesting in your skivvies in a friggin' snowstorm expected to bring some areas of the east coast up to 14 inches of snow. I know you're the cream of the crop of our nation's colleges, but I have to tell you...you've wasted my tax money and the hard earnings of your parents," Grumbles said, before taking a bite of one unsuspecting college student (some guy named Billy from U. Mass...well...formerly some guy named Billy from U. Mass).
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