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Anyone know a good internet dating site for a guy accused of cutting off his wife’s head?
IHateTheMedia.com ^ | 02/21/09

Posted on 02/21/2009 4:04:44 PM PST by slomark

[One of the funniest photos you will ever see!]

About ten days ago, an ad for “Muslim matrimonials” appeared right next to our story about the Muslim TV executive who beheaded his wife. You can see the hilarious juxtaposition on the screen capture above. Click the image or here for a full size, full screen image.

At first we thought our internet advertising provider had merely misinterpreted the context of the key words in the story — Muslim, husband, wife – and placed the ad there by mistake. But we’ve changed our minds. Because these are the smartest companies in the world, damn it, and they don’t make mistakes.

We’ve been deeply touched by this heartfelt effort to help Muzzammil Hassan find love again.

We hope he can find a life with a new woman. Or 25 to life. Whichever comes first.

(Excerpt) Read more at ihatethemedia.com ...


TOPICS: Arts/Photography; Computers/Internet; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: beheading; buffalo; muslim; muzzammilhassan; rop
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1 posted on 02/21/2009 4:04:44 PM PST by slomark
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To: slomark

Yeah, but I can’t recall which site my ex is on.


2 posted on 02/21/2009 4:05:28 PM PST by arealconservativeforachange (Tell JD Hayworth to run for McCain's seat! http://www.jdhayworth.com/contact.php)
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To: slomark

MUSLIMS R US ??


3 posted on 02/21/2009 4:06:52 PM PST by RightWingNut
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To: slomark

No, but I would love to introduce you to my ex.


4 posted on 02/21/2009 4:08:17 PM PST by Islander7 (If you want to anger conservatives, lie to them. If you want to anger liberals, tell them the truth.)
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To: slomark
Don't worry, there are probably plenty of Obama-voting women who would line up to date him.

That idiot who has killed two wives in IL isn't having any trouble finding chicks.

5 posted on 02/21/2009 4:08:18 PM PST by Conservativegreatgrandma (When the righteous rule, the people rejoice; when the wicked rule the people mourn. Proverbs 29;2)
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To: Conservativegreatgrandma

Women flock to murderers and abusers. Not all women, of course, but enough that the bad actors have no problem finding wives and girlfriends.


6 posted on 02/21/2009 4:16:54 PM PST by arthurus ( H.L. Mencken said, "Every election is a sort of advance auction sale of stolen goods.")
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7 posted on 02/21/2009 4:18:38 PM PST by Diogenesis (Quis custodiet ipsos custodes?)
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To: arthurus

They say there’s someone for everyone. Comforting, isn’t it?


8 posted on 02/21/2009 4:19:22 PM PST by Conservativegreatgrandma (When the righteous rule, the people rejoice; when the wicked rule the people mourn. Proverbs 29;2)
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To: slomark

All Muslim dating sites would qualify.


9 posted on 02/21/2009 4:21:03 PM PST by ConservativeMind (Who is now in charge of the "Office of the President-Elect"?)
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To: Diogenesis

OMG! That’s a keeper!


10 posted on 02/21/2009 4:21:13 PM PST by RushIsMyTeddyBear (Obama dozed.....people froze.)
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To: slomark

allahslist.org


11 posted on 02/21/2009 4:21:45 PM PST by nhwingut (,)
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To: Diogenesis

Wonder if Masooda likes older men. She’s kinda hot.


12 posted on 02/21/2009 4:24:04 PM PST by cripplecreek (The poor bastards have us surrounded.)
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"Anyone know a good internet dating site for a guy accused of cutting off his wife’s head?"

NOW.org ?


13 posted on 02/21/2009 4:24:38 PM PST by familyop (combat engineer (combat), National Guard, '89-'96, Duncan Hunter or no-vote, http://falconparty.com/)
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"Anyone know a good internet dating site for a guy accused of cutting off his wife’s head?"

ShariaHarmony.com?

14 posted on 02/21/2009 4:28:39 PM PST by editor-surveyor (The beginning of the O'Bummer administration looks a lot like the end of the Nixon administration)
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To: Diogenesis

LOL! Thanks for making my afternoon.


15 posted on 02/21/2009 4:29:52 PM PST by max americana
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To: slomark

Oh, I’d bet it’s Google Adsense. A notorious blog flogger on FR always had ads touting Oregon real estate, right next to his housing bubble articles. They can only detect the presence of keywords, not context, and that leads to odd, comical and even counterproductive juxtapositions.

Google is greatly overrated.


16 posted on 02/21/2009 4:30:30 PM PST by RegulatorCountry
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To: Diogenesis

You beat me to it, that one’s a classic!


17 posted on 02/21/2009 4:31:14 PM PST by hunter112 (SHRUG - Stop Hussein's Radical Utopian Gameplan!)
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To: slomark

Machete.com


18 posted on 02/21/2009 4:33:25 PM PST by COUNTrecount (http://obamaclock.org/)
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To: cripplecreek
I admire upward mobility, so I'll go for Pakhtoon. She lives in a hut.
19 posted on 02/21/2009 4:36:12 PM PST by RegulatorCountry
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To: slomark
Would Muzzammil and Helen Thomas have the 29 Dimensions of Compatibility needed for long-term relationship success?

Leni

20 posted on 02/21/2009 4:36:35 PM PST by MinuteGal
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