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The City Welcomes Back Its Favorite Mascot
The "Healthy Penis" campaign is back!
Philadelphia news ^
| 14-FEB-09
| SAJID FAROOQ
Posted on 02/15/2009 8:10:33 AM PST by OL Hickory
Yup, the Healthy Penis campaign is back in San Francisco and organizers claim it is better than ever. Not since the Sexual Harassment Panda or Larry the Lobster has a mascot been so confusing.
(Excerpt) Read more at nbcphiladelphia.com ...
TOPICS: Education; Government; History; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: campaign; city; healthy; penis
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To: SolidWood
Looks pretty wired. Meth, probably, considering the location.
To: KarlInOhio
He won't stay healthy for very long if he hangs out with Mr. Colon. LMAOROTF
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posted on
02/15/2009 9:03:01 AM PST
by
ottersnot
(The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants)
To: OL Hickory
To: cripplecreek
Build it..they will come..
To: anniegetyourgun
The penis mascot was a joke that some college kids started in response to all sexual intercourse celebrations at the colleges.
If you think that homosexual dating ads are gross, wait until you see the one for a vibrating dildo that fits on the end of a finger. They say at the end that it is good for relationships.
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posted on
02/15/2009 9:23:09 AM PST
by
Eva
(CHANGE- the post modern euphemism for Marxist revolution.)
To: SolidWood
All that's missing is the word "HOPE" under the big smile...
Cheers!
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posted on
02/15/2009 9:35:42 AM PST
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: SolidWood
BTW, did you know you can rearrange the letters in the words "President Obama" to spell out "Dreamboat Penis"?
No wonder the women in the MSM love him!
Cheers!
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posted on
02/15/2009 9:38:13 AM PST
by
grey_whiskers
(The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
To: grey_whiskers
"President Obama" to spell out "Dreamboat Penis"? No wonder the women in the MSM love him!LOL! But i don't think Olbermann and Matthews qualify as woman.
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posted on
02/15/2009 9:43:13 AM PST
by
SolidWood
("NO on the stimulus package" Governor Palin said.)
To: Tijeras_Slim
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posted on
02/15/2009 10:09:00 AM PST
by
al baby
(Hi mom. I love sarcasim)
To: OL Hickory
The campaign has expanded (sorry) to include an African-American penis named Byron the Penis and a Hispanic penis named Pedro the Penis as well. The original penis Clark is heading up the campaign and is still the most recognizable penis in the city. Phil the Sore is also back in the campaign trying to cause all the havoc that syphilis causes. Maybe the scariest part of it all is that the three penises have Facebook and My Space pages, while Phil has his own regularly updated Twitter page.
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posted on
02/15/2009 11:10:27 AM PST
by
TornadoAlley3
(Obama is everything Oklahoma is not.)
To: KarlInOhio
LOL, I was going to say his name was Peter, and if he’s from S.F. his best friend is an a___ole...
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posted on
02/15/2009 11:27:46 AM PST
by
mikrofon
(GMTA)
To: Tijeras_Slim
To: SolidWood
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posted on
02/15/2009 3:14:07 PM PST
by
fieldmarshaldj
(~"This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps !"~~)
To: OL Hickory
They messed up there, He should only have one eye.
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posted on
02/15/2009 3:19:41 PM PST
by
PSYCHO-FREEP
(WHAT? Where did my tag line go? (ACORN))
To: SolidWood
Penes shouldn’t have superfluous teeth....or eyebrows.
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posted on
02/15/2009 3:23:07 PM PST
by
Impy
(RED=COMMUNIST, NOT REPUBLICAN)
To: artichokegrower
you mean something like this...
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posted on
02/15/2009 3:41:23 PM PST
by
OL Hickory
(Where is the America I knew as a boy?)
To: artichokegrower
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posted on
02/15/2009 3:42:21 PM PST
by
OL Hickory
(Where is the America I knew as a boy?)
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