Posted on 01/30/2009 4:25:18 PM PST by pharmamom
When your pet cause has been used as the background for an advertisement for Preparation H, you know your public support must be hitting a nadir. I almost drove off the road yesterday when I heard a commercial for the hemorrhoid medication that portrayed a father relating his daughter’s school play on global warming to his burning, itching nether regions. Give it up, Algor; America is officially tired of you.
Maybe you could replay a few old Rodney Dangerfield routines to cheer you up; he didn’t get any respect, either
Where do you get off insulting hemorrhoids?
Well, I have them (courtesy of child number 3, who also sucked away all my breast tissue AND gave me stretch marks), and I don’t know which is worse—listening to Algor or a particularly itchy, burny day.
At least my hemorrhoids don’t drone on and then cry out suddenly, “He be-trayed us!”
Yeah, we are digging out from under more than a foot of snow. With more to come next week. If 2009 is going to be off the charts hot like Hansen et al are proclaiming, the next 11 months have a lot of catching up to do.
Like your place over there. Intellectual rednecks are a useful commodity. Check us out over at the Queendom.
Wow, this took me by surprise, when I think of Al Gore, I think of “perfect a$$h0le”!
I do not know if Al-Gore is like hemorrhoids, but he certainly is a pain in the A$$.
A sequel to A Perfect Storm...coming to you on YouTube soon. If I were enterprising and tech-savvy (which I am not), I’d make the video. Heh.
We’re fixing to get a heat wave finally. Supposed to be near freezing tomorrow and as high as 35 on Sunday.
Anti-Obama Sarcasm Torpedo ARMED. FIRE!!
No, "H" is Obama's middle initial.
Cheers!
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