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BREAKING NEWS: LalaPoolza Says Babies No Longer Allowed; BAD for Economy!
Feed Your ADHD ^ | 1/26/2009 | Dr. Dave

Posted on 01/26/2009 6:35:55 PM PST by bloodmeridian

WASHINGTON, D.C. – An aging nation got really friggin’ old today, as Washington lawmakers proposed banning the pagan practice of having children.

Speaker of the House Nancy Palooza boldly proclaimed that adding birth control funding to President Barrack Obama’s economic stimulating package “will reduce costs to the states and to the federal government."

It will save billions, she said. “Just think of the productivity that will go up when mothers, who would normally be taking 6 weeks off for maternity leave actually WORK! their lazy asses off during those 6 weeks,” Palooza said. “And how many fathers will stay late for work if they don’t have to rush off to coach baseball or watch a swim meet? This is the greatest pork barrel add on to any piece of legislation in the history of Conjunction Junction!”

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TOPICS: Government; Humor; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: nancypelois; obama; plannedparenthood; stimulus

1 posted on 01/26/2009 6:35:55 PM PST by bloodmeridian
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To: bloodmeridian

sounds crazy, but for SOME, free bc pills may not be a bad idea....say for some teenagers. But then you have those that want a baby at 13 and like they are going to take bc pills.


2 posted on 01/26/2009 6:40:39 PM PST by nbhunt
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Sorry, but I don't agree. Giving 13 yo girls bc pills will mess up their hormones worse than they are now. Not to mention the long-term effects on their systems. Better to give bc pills to those who don't need to breed that we know of. Say, most of Hollywood......
3 posted on 01/26/2009 7:00:19 PM PST by Othniel (Kirk: Don't trust them. Don't believe them. Spock: They're dying. Kirk: LET THEM DIE.)
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To: Othniel

ALL of Hollywood.


4 posted on 01/26/2009 7:03:02 PM PST by bloodmeridian (http://feedyouradhd.blogspot.com, http://badfrigginhair.blogspot.com)
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To: bloodmeridian

We don’t need to stop people from having children.
We need to stop trying to prevent old people from dying.


5 posted on 01/26/2009 7:03:26 PM PST by Chewbacca (Buy gold and silver coins to profit from the comming dollar melt down!)
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To: bloodmeridian

Sorry, not ALL of Hollywood.
There are many good, conservative people who work in the industry.
They just have the decency to not force their opinions or beliefs down everyone’s throat.


6 posted on 01/26/2009 7:06:08 PM PST by Aurorales
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To: Aurorales

EXTREMELY good point. Thanks for sharing.


7 posted on 01/26/2009 7:07:35 PM PST by bloodmeridian (http://feedyouradhd.blogspot.com, http://badfrigginhair.blogspot.com)
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To: bloodmeridian

Didn’t mean to jump on your response.

I understand making a blanket statement, especially when something pisses me off.

Someone very close to me works in the industry. This person is a very conservative, honest person.

It is so sad that the liberals are always the most vocal and media covered part of almost any group of people.


8 posted on 01/26/2009 7:15:57 PM PST by Aurorales
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To: Aurorales

Oh...no offense...I just LIKE using...ALL caps...for some friggin’ reason. Good points, really.


9 posted on 01/26/2009 7:18:28 PM PST by bloodmeridian (http://feedyouradhd.blogspot.com, http://badfrigginhair.blogspot.com)
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To: bloodmeridian

Nancy is from CA. If those pesky illegals would quit having babies, it would really help out her state.


10 posted on 01/26/2009 7:33:07 PM PST by CriticalJ
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To: CriticalJ

Right...they may even be able to give people their tax returns instead of:

I

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YOU


11 posted on 01/26/2009 8:03:47 PM PST by bloodmeridian (http://feedyouradhd.blogspot.com, http://badfrigginhair.blogspot.com)
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If the Vatican was really serious about abortion, then they should have excommunicated people like her(Pelosi, et al) along time ago. Here I am in church yesterday and they are giving out post cards to send to our Representatives to stop what's called FOCA. Some kind of bill that will stop the SCOTUS from having any effect if they overturn Roe. I was so mad, why didn’t theses so called catholics vote against Zero. Then we would not be in this mess. I'm afraid my church and the American Bishops are filled with hypocrites!!!
12 posted on 01/26/2009 8:04:08 PM PST by Empireoftheatom48 (Zero will never be my President, never!!!!!)
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To: bloodmeridian

‘Sonder’treatment for specific designated groups in society based on income (poor), race (free and frequent abortions within African American circles) and religion (Judeo/Christians clinging to their bible and guns). This certainly sounds familiar. We are in for something alright.


13 posted on 01/27/2009 6:03:52 AM PST by Freiherr
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To: Freiherr

bump


14 posted on 01/27/2009 8:50:13 AM PST by bloodmeridian (http://feedyouradhd.blogspot.com, http://badfrigginhair.blogspot.com)
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