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Millions Prepare For Orgasm During Obama Speech
Elective Decisions ^
| 1/19/09
| Chris Davis
Posted on 01/19/2009 6:32:21 PM PST by writer33
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Satire
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posted on
01/19/2009 6:32:22 PM PST
by
writer33
To: Allegra; b4its2late; Babu; backhoe; Bahbah; bannie; BellStar; Big Horn; BigSkyFreeper; bitt; ...
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posted on
01/19/2009 6:32:50 PM PST
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
not me baby, i’m watching FOOD TV NETWORK/sarc
To: writer33
I'll be sitting at my desk working through my lunch hour. I think I'll have something from Taco Bell or McDonald's.
To: writer33
To: writer33
The less fortunate will only feel a tingly sensation run up their leg...
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posted on
01/19/2009 6:37:18 PM PST
by
NYTexan
To: MissDairyGoodnessVT
Why the “sarc” tag? Just be honest and say you do not wish to witness the ascension of wickedness. Call things what they are. The sky is blue.
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posted on
01/19/2009 6:38:45 PM PST
by
Lexinom
To: writer33
I can’t wait. Once Obama’s president, Carmen Electra is going to show up here with a keg of beer and a pizza. It’s going to be so great. Last time she did that was when Bill Clinton was president.
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posted on
01/19/2009 6:38:45 PM PST
by
Paul Heinzman
(Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.)
To: writer33
I’ll be cleaning my toilet....
No way will I be remotely close to a tv or radio tomorrow - all day - though I would have liked to watch the Bush Farewell - but since I cannot and will not stomach watching any of the other obscene programming tomorrow - guess I’ll have to watch the farewell ceremony another time.
All I can say is, God help us!!
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posted on
01/19/2009 6:39:10 PM PST
by
MasonGal
To: writer33
I will not watch the Anunciation of The One (piss be upon him).
I will be on convoy duty with the National Guard.
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posted on
01/19/2009 6:39:10 PM PST
by
Old Sarge
(For the first time in my life, I am ashamed to be an American)
To: writer33
...and that’s just the media.
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posted on
01/19/2009 6:40:10 PM PST
by
Fiddlstix
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To: writer33
no squirt here. gonna be at the range all morning then to the reloading bench.
To: Lexinom
An old Persian saying:” the sky is blue wherever you go”
To: writer33
I actually have a job, so I will not be watching tomorrow. Somebody has to pay for Obama’s programs.
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posted on
01/19/2009 6:42:15 PM PST
by
dfwgator
(1996 2006 2008 - Good Things Come in Threes)
To: writer33
I’m afraid I’ll have to pass.
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posted on
01/19/2009 6:42:52 PM PST
by
truthkeeper
(It's the borders, stupid.)
To: writer33
Unlike the typical Obama voter, I'll be at work during the coronation inauguration. And I probably won't even become aroused, much less achieve orgasm.
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posted on
01/19/2009 6:43:43 PM PST
by
ZirconEncrustedTweezers
(I figure the odds be fifty-fifty I just might have somethin' to say)
To: Old Sarge
Can you imagine what the MSM would say if Bush (or any other Republican/Conservative) spent $170 million and used 42,500 National Guardsmen for his inauguration?!
What a bunch of hypocrites!
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posted on
01/19/2009 6:44:03 PM PST
by
kcvl
To: writer33
TOTAL frigidity, here......like a Conservative woman married to a European Socialist husband. Oh, wai.................
To: writer33
I just hope that there will be an Inaugural Commemorative toilet seat coming out soon.
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posted on
01/19/2009 6:45:20 PM PST
by
Gator113
("Noli nothis permittere te terere.")
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