Posted on 01/07/2009 10:04:43 AM PST by andrew roman
From the "Stay On Your Side Of The Bed" file ...
Let me be clear ...
It makes no difference to me what anyone chooses to cuddle up with in bed - whether it is a teddy bear, a wool blankey, a dog, a pork roast, whatever. As long as its legal and it makes him or her happy, go nuts.
And that goes for those of you who like to snuggle with shotguns.
Knock yourself out.
Just make sure you don't knock anyone else out.
In Fargo, North Dakota, a woman, who was fast asleep with her shotgun caused it to discharge when she rolled over on top of it, sending a pellet through her bedroom wall into the neighbor's bedroom.
From InForum News:
The woman’s neighbor wasn’t home at the time, and reported the incident to police at 10 a.m. Monday after finding the hole, Fargo Sgt. Jeff Skuza said.
No one was injured by the incident.
Police didn’t release the name of the woman Tuesday, as she had not been arrested.
Skuza declined to say why the woman was sleeping with the gun. It is not uncommon for individuals to have guns in the bedroom, but not often in bed with them, he said.
“It’s not something we recommend,” Skuza said.
I'm the biggest Second Amendment proponent this side of the Ozarks, but just a thought here ...
Maybe stand up the shotgun beside the bed and find a blowup doll or a Chia Pet?
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That’s a friggin’ airsoft toy.
Sounds like a case of premature AD.
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