Lamh Foistenach Abu!
Posted on 01/04/2009 5:28:54 PM PST by John Semmens
Caroline Kennedy, daughter of former president John Kennedy claims that her family’s experience and sacrifice makes her the best qualified candidate to fill the New York senate seat that will be vacated when Senator Hillary Clinton (D) leaves to become Secretary of State in the Obama Administration.
“My father fought in World War II and was assassinated while president,” Kennedy pointed out. “My uncle Bobby was shot to death while on the verge of becoming president. My uncle Ted narrowly escaped drowning while trying to rescue a young woman, sacrificing his presidential aspirations in the process. The Kennedy family has given so much to this country that the least the American people can do for me is to award me one measly senate seat.”
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uncle teddy sacrificed a campaign aide.
grandpa joe sacrificed a hollywood movie gal.
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Wow! What a big liar. I can't believe she said this with a straight face. It looks like she does have what it takes to replace Hillary.
if i her her, i would not be talking about my uncle’s swimming abilities.
that is just plain sick.
An important fact not mentioned was that her pony was named Macaroni.
Dude. Satire.
Classic liberal. Outcome is of no consequence, it’s the thought that matters. Doesn’t matter that she has absolutely NO skills needed to be a senator, just that her intentions are good.
One of the biggest differences I’ve noticed over the years is that liberals judge a project by its intentions, conservatives by its outcome. Liberals love to meet and plan, then it’s on to the next project. They never revisit prior projects to see what did, and didn’t work. Come to think of it though, I can’t remember a single thing they ever did that worked, either as planned or even by mistake.
Thank you. I just read the body, not the source. It really did sound like something she would say. And for the record, I am a dudette.
Lamh Foistenach Abu!
Zevon. My kinda girl.
In this Banana Republic you cannot deny a Kennedy, even if this ‘Kennedy’ is actually Onassis!
“My uncle Ted narrowly escaped drowning while trying to rescue a young woman, sacrificing his presidential aspirations in the process.”
HOLY S**T!!! That is the biggest whopper she’s pulled yet! That aside, the sense of entitlement she conveys in these statements alone disqualify her on personal grounds.
Can you see this unfold.
Hillary nominated for SOS.
Hillary resigns NY Senate seat.
Caroline Kennedy appointed to vacant Senate seat by NY Governor.
Hillary barred from taking office.
Hillary moves in with Bill.
Wouldn’t that be just peachy!
Lastly:
Bill commits suicide!
Chuckling here!!!! Thanks, that would be a perfect ending to this caper.
Actually, I hope they live forever - I couldn’t stand seeing a prayer thread here with more posts deleted by the Admins than tolerated!
The writer of the posted article, John Semens is not quoting Caroline precisely. In the title of the article, he indicates that it is a satire, so he’s only trying to poke fun at her.
The author of the article, Johm Semens, clearly indicated that it was a satire.
Whoops! I missed that part. I suppose I believed it because it’s the kind of thing she would say if her guard was down.
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