No waistpack on the Beaver!
We might call PETA
Posted on 12/31/2008 2:48:55 PM PST by Charles Henrickson
Swim in the ocean
Salty water, poop afloat
Try to swim away
Merriest Fitzmas
And Happy New Year to All-
Two Thousand and Nine
HAPPY NEW YEAR, ALL!
Happy New Year to both of you, and thanks for the humor through this past year.
Without the laughs, I might have become terminally depressed.
Bless you both!
DUmmies write haikus
Charles writes satire better
All FReepers rejoice! :-)
FReepers love to write
And they also love to laugh
Jim Rob, you did good! :-)
DUmmies in congress
Too much handouts of money
Taxes go sky high! :-(
Military rocks
Veterans too are heroes
U.S. salutes you! :*)
Clinton was the queen
Her consort loved the ladies
‘Til “O” dethroned her! :-(
McCain, war hero
Oh, the race was his to lose
And lose it he did! :-(
Sarah stole our hearts
Plain speaking conservative
We need more like her!!!
God looks down on us
How much more can we screw up?
Thank God for Jesus! :*)
New Year’s Eve promise
FReepers cling to what is right
Hold on to the truth!! :-)
(Haikus wear me out
Counting syllables on desk
My fingertips hurt! ;-)
I wrote:
Nous sommes du soleil
Les visages de les enfants
Le main de Dieu.
We are of the sun
The faces of the children
God's hand in us all.
FWIW - I wrote them at a YES concert while they were playing Nous Sommes du Soleil.
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
[Better yet, you made the DUmmie FUnnies!!!!]
Loser is this DUmmy's name.
[Whose work is NEVER finished.]
Nothing surprises me about the left.
[What about the Useless Pundidiot, William Rivers Pitt?]
What about that other Useless Pundidiot, chrissy matthews?
Leave Tangerine LaBamba alone!
Charles Henrickson buys
At full price Honeybacked half-ham,
Shuns half-price coupon
Wasn't "La Bamba" a movie about some musicians that died in a plane crash?
There was a prophet named Algore
Who spoke of global warming galore.
Although facts denied it
Algore would just hide it
So now, it's "climate change" de jour....
Happy New Year!!!!!
You should watch “Prize Winner of Defiance Ohio.” The true story of a woman who won tons of prizes for writing jingles. The downfall came when companies quit using those jingle contests and began sweepstakes contests based entirely on luck, not skill. You could have won some if they still had such contests. Perhaps you could have won a FREE Honeybaked Half-Ham.
And don't pay full price for the DVD when you can get it at WalMart (don't tell John Edwards) for only about 4 bucks.
Oops- I don’t know why I thought she won. All she accomplished was getting her haiku (sorry.. her SENRYUS) printed in some dumb blog.
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