Posted on 12/30/2008 6:21:57 AM PST by PJ-Comix
When I first read the title of this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Does Obama have MANA???" I thought it was referring to Biblical manna as "Manna from heaven." However this mana being being referred to is the mystical Polynesian Mana which gives him supernatural powers as we shall see. Yeah, Barack Obama refrains from giving his input on the Gaza strip crises and already the DUmmies are crediting him with mystical healing powers. So let us now watch the DUmmies worship the Mana in Obama in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who tragically notes that the half price Honeybacked half ham coupons does NOT include Florida, is in the [barackets]:
Does Obama have MANA???
[Not sure but I do know that Ben Burch has MAN-A.]
By all appearances, he has it...the ability to bridge adversity with solutions
[Hmmm.... How do I deal with the Gaza Strip crises? By staring idly at my arugula salad or my half-price honeybacked half-ham?]
Hawaiian blood is not required to have Mana.....it is in the Heart, the source of Healing....
[How about Half-Aleut blood? I once considered getting in on an affirmative action program by claiming Aleut Indian blood. Do Aleuts have a casino?]
What can he do in a World of Non Mana?? We saw what happened last Summer when visiting Europe/Mid East...he showed them his Mana...
[At the same time, in a dark Berlin park, Ben Burch showed them his Manhood.]
We saw the same thing during the election process.....people cried...people smiled, ..People really began to have Positive vibes...
[Don't forget the fake fainting.]
This is MANA
[I thought it was Mañana because of the way Obama avoids making decisions today.]
Instead of sniping..we should be looking for ways to help the Man with the Special Force accomplish what very few said could be done...fix America in 3 years....
[Listen to the Jedi Master, Barack. Use the Special Force to accomplish nothing.]
We are looking a a Special Guy...he is not God per se....but ...he is Special....
[Barack is not God? Careful. You're bordering on heresy.]
No one in the GOP comes remotely close
[How about Rush Limbaugh with talent on loan from Godddddduh? And now to the other DUmmies worshipping the Man with Mana...]
Obama was born with a considerable number of gifts and abilities. What marks him as special is his willingness to use his talents and abilities to better the plight of his fellow man.
[Obama was born with a couple of grandparents willing to raise him after first his father and then his mother abandoned him. So guess who Barack wrote a book about?]
A Special Strain of Mana known as Altruism...the man is benevolent and altruistic on a scale rarely seen....
[Let us now conveniently overlook his paltry charitable contributions.]
I'm thinking second coming...or maybe not.
[Don't be shy. You're thinking Obamassiah.]
For All of Humanities Sake...for the Planet we depend on...we need to HEAL HEAL HEAL
[Barack's ex-pal, Blaggo, claims we need to STEAL STEAL STEAL.]
I also lived in Hawaii as a pre-teen... I know about the Mana
[In which dark Honolulu park did you discover Man-a, Ben Burch?]
The Myers/Briggs thing.....the N is for Intuition...meaning Obama has intuition built up from years of experience/observation/etc... Its a good sign....
[I thought it was the Ayers/Wright thing.]
I know I bow down and pray to his image every night. I hope every one here is doing the same.
[I've got a plastic Barack right up on the dashboard of my car. (Somehow I feel a parody song in there somewhere.)]
The fact is, Obama is from the culture where that concept is understood and likely colors his world view and his way of life.
[I always thought Obama is from a culture where the concept of Jihad us understood.]
Mana is a Polynesian concept well-known in Hawai'i. Humans can have mana...
[So can Ben Burch. Man-a that is.]
Obama is friendly....it's going to take a while for him to become Exalted....
[It took all of two seconds for that to happen in DUmmieland.]
Yes Obama has mana...but Warren may be bad mojo, and he's giving a blessing?!
[Will Warren's bad mojo cancel out Obama's mana? Find out tonight on Larry King Live!]
Does Obama have MANANA?
[Judging by his performance so far, Obama has Mañana. He puts off all important decisions until tomorrow.]
The Gop Rats scurry about trying to give him Lumps and Bumps...but cannot...he is Relaxed
[Obama is secure in the knowledge that he has the mystical power of Mañana.]
Yeah .... all that. He is filled to the brim.
[With Mañana.]
Birthright from being born in a place with a lot of mana
[I lived for several years in Puerto Rico where, like Obama, I learned the mystical power of Mañana. When my wife gives me projects to do, I use the opportunity to summon up the force of Mañana.]
I think some folks don't get it because it's a Hawaii culture thing....
[Mañana is also a Puerto Rico culture thing. Do I want to purchase a half-price Honeybacked half-ham? Possibly Mañana when they offer a coupon valid in Florida.]
Even my very Catholic mother got into the whole spiritual vibe of Hawaii when we lived there. It's hard to explain to someone who hasn't been there. It's not fundie worship stuff. It's more like being connected to other people and nature.... more similar to Native American cultures on the mainland... seeing the spiritual side of everything. I don't see him as a god in any way, but I do think that he has a spiritual sense that is comparable to what comes from various indigenous cultures including polynesian.
[It sounds like the HOPI ELDERS transplanted themselves to Hawaii.]
Wahine O Ka Aina Mahalo e Kokua .....Hauoli Hauoli Makahiki
[No quiero hacer decisiones hoy...Prefiero evitar estas cosas Mañana.]
Come, we go eat, drink, sing, smile, laugh, listen.....
[...and procrastinate.]
Talk about not learning your lesson!
PING!
Top ten!
Woohoo! Top 5!
top 5!
top 10
Good grief! Did someone really write that and mean it??? LOL!
Top Ten even AFTER reading?
Holiday procrastination. I post again manana.
Top 10!
Top 10?
They bow down and pray to his image, how sad, how deluded.
Hmmm, Isn't that considered indecent exposure?
What is the half priced honeybacked (honeybaked?) ham reference?
Does Obama have MOJO???
[Don't forget the fake fainting.]
Don't forget the tingly feeling by chrissy mathews. Yes, I cried too, but for our nation.
[Barack is not God? Careful. You're bordering on heresy.]
B[end} 0[ver is so special, he doesn't need to prove he is a citizen.
[It took all of two seconds for that to happen in DUmmieland.]
"Can't I just eat my waffle?"
Kenya has mana too?
Yep, and now we know why. Nothing like a little Maui Wowie at the end of a hard day to smooth out those GOP Lumps and Bumps!
Charles bought a Honeybaked half ham for fifty bucks. I then found out there is an online coupon for it that is 50% off and I haven’t let him forget it. I was going to order my own Honeybaked ham but I found out the coupon isn’t valid in Florida...but it is in Missouri.
I cannot wait for the DUmmie depression when the One is exposed as a fraud. Right now they are riding the high, which will reach its peak till about 1/21/09, and will collectively crash and burn quickly after that. Kind of like finding out Honeybacked ham coupons are not available in Florida! :)
Ok thanks -
Ya know, your words are as hilarious as ever but this thread gives me the creeps.
The Big 0 really is thought of as a god by these people. It creeps me out.
OMG WOW LOLZ!!1!!!!
You make me so happy.
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