Tennis Ball Head

Bad Friggin' Hair ^ | 12/27/2008 | Dr. Dave

[bloodmeridian]

There's something seriously wrong with a man who wants to look like a tennis ball. First, he likes tennis. Second, he likes the color yellow.

[BibChr]

Oh. Oh my.

[DieHard the Hunter]

That’s a Bad Head. It’s wrong.

[Ghost of Philip Marlowe]

What's funny (pathetic) is that when you pass some of these “emos” on the street, they try to stare you down, as if to say, “Yeah, I look and act like a woman, but you'd better respect me as a man.”

I actually burst out laughing at one who did this other day. I couldn't help thinking, “I could grab your torso in my fist with one hand grab one of your legs with the other, and gnaw your leg off before your cry of distress could be heard by anyone.”

Hopefully there will be enough real, thinking men and women in these next generations to set off these metro-sickuals.

[Always Right]

I thought it was kinda cool...a little weird

[1rudeboy]

I agree. If you want a tennis ball for a head, why go halfway? Well done.

[gridlock]

I love it. This guy was really clever, and I bet he is having a great time at the tournament. Then after the tourney is over, he can shave the whole thing and go bald for a while.

[Ditter]

WHAT A FREAK!

I saw a guy on a motorcycle that looked almost this weird. He was a little less imaginative, he had a bright red extra long flattop hair cut on top and an extra long pony tail dyed several colors hanging to his waist. You know, kind of the same ole same ole freak hair style that we have all seen before.

Motorcycle weirdo actually glared at me for staring at him. I thought that was their point, to attract attention to themselves. You would think I served his purpose.

[Northern Yankee]

Agreed. Perhaps a number of whacks to the head with a tennis racket might be just what he's looking for.

Can we obligize?

[Arguendo]

This guy is hardly emo—he’s clearly at a tennis tournament and took the whole fan thing a little far. Not much different than when those football fans go all out for their teams and paint themselves in team colors, which I think is kind of silly but is anything but emo.

[Ghost of Philip Marlowe]

Ah. Yes, I know. I went to the site and the blogger had links to other blogs he'd written ABOUT emos and had pictures of emos.

Sorry. Was not referring to the tennis nut, but the other blog entries.