A little blast from the past:
THE TWENTY-FOUR (BUSINESS) HOURS OF FITZMAS
Tune: "The Twelve Days of Christmas"
On the twenty-fourth hour of Fitzmas
My truthout gave to me:
Twenty-four bonus hours
Twenty-three bogus sources
Twenty-two sealed indictments
Twenty-one new excitements
Twenty Leopolds leaping
Nineteen FReepers freeping
Eighteen crowded dockets
Seventeen Sonny Crocketts
Sixteen corks a-popping
Fifteen-hour meeting
Fourteen Freudenschades
Thirteen Pipers piping
Twelve DUmmies griping
Eleven Roves a-packing
Ten dollars lacking
Nine shots at Skinner
Eight crows for dinner
Seven crews amassing
Six days a-passing
Five LOUSY TROLLS!
Four Patton Boggs
Three fresh blogs
Two marching frogs
And a Pitt ribbed in a parody!
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To: Charles Henrickson
2 posted on
12/26/2008 11:04:44 AM PST by
SIDENET
(Hubba Hubba...)
To: PJ-Comix; Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; ...
3 posted on
12/26/2008 11:05:54 AM PST by
Charles Henrickson
("But I'm the magic man." --Wee Willie Pitt.)
To: Charles Henrickson
4 posted on
12/26/2008 11:07:46 AM PST by
NeoCaveman
(magnae clunes mihi placent, nec possum de hac re mentiri.)
To: Charles Henrickson
What is the matter with these DUmmies that they don’t know stem cell research has been ongoing during the Bush years? My conservative sis in law said the only thing she got mad at President Bush about was that he didn’t want stem cell research. I straighten her butt out and she said.... “OH!”
5 posted on
12/26/2008 11:10:39 AM PST by
Ditter
To: Charles Henrickson
Pitt is straight?! Won’t Kevin Spacey be surprised!
6 posted on
12/26/2008 11:16:04 AM PST by
Slings and Arrows
("Every few generations the really, really bad ideas come back around for another go."--Howard Tayler)
To: Charles Henrickson
7 posted on
12/26/2008 11:20:19 AM PST by
Incorrigible
(If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
To: Charles Henrickson
8 posted on
12/26/2008 11:27:16 AM PST by
Mercat
(God doesn't call me to be successful. God calls me to be faithful. Mother Teresa)
To: Charles Henrickson
It is nothing less than frightening how truly stupid and uninformed those who believe themselves to be intelligent and “conscious” are.
They simply don't get it, and hate anyone or any idea that doesn't agree with them and make them feel good.
9 posted on
12/26/2008 11:27:35 AM PST by
Ghost of Philip Marlowe
(Abortion has become little more than the New Left's execution of political prisoners.)
To: Charles Henrickson
10 posted on
12/26/2008 11:33:27 AM PST by
Condor51
(The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits)
To: Charles Henrickson
Stem cell research will begin again under Obama. That may mean huge change for them. Poor stupid Pitt. If EMBRYONIC stem cell research was actually producing any successful results, organizations would be lining up to fund it privately and selling shares of stock, the way they are for ADULT stem cell research, which IS producing results. ESCR is a scam to keep scientists who have bet their careers on it from looking like the losers they are, and incidentally having to get real jobs. My sib the medical researcher has no problem getting funding, but of course, that research is WORKING.
11 posted on
12/26/2008 11:44:04 AM PST by
nina0113
(Hugh Akston is my hero.)
To: Charles Henrickson
1. My fiancee has Multiple Sclerosis. Two of my friends are diabetic. Stem cell research will begin again under Obama. That may mean huge change for them.
The layers of ignorance here is beyond sad.
12 posted on
12/26/2008 11:46:01 AM PST by
Vision
("Test everything. Hold on to the Good." 1 Thessalonians 5:21)
To: Charles Henrickson
[Make Wee Willie live like a gay person for a week! Well, er, on second thought. . . .]
Dam you Charles and PJ!
I can't watch any movie now with Kevin Spacey - like 'Se7en' - without thinking of when DUmmie Funnies wrote about the time Wee Willie was trying to get Spacey to go up to his apartment 'for a drink'.
With Spacey now 'outed' I always think .... YUCK!
[kidding about the 'dam you' :-)]
13 posted on
12/26/2008 12:03:01 PM PST by
Condor51
(The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits)
To: Charles Henrickson
Charles, reverend, sir, you just get better and better and better.
14 posted on
12/26/2008 12:36:33 PM PST by
franksolich
(Scourge of the Primitives, in Service to Humanity)
To: Charles Henrickson
18 posted on
12/26/2008 1:15:31 PM PST by
freedumb2003
(Der neuen Fuhrer: AKA the Murdering Messiah: Keep your powder dry, folks)
To: Charles Henrickson
A dozen of my friends are out of work. Obama's jobs plan and economic ideas stand a great chance of re-employing them. Pitt is hoping that there will be a CCC camp for erroneous political pundits.
21 posted on
12/26/2008 1:36:58 PM PST by
PJ-Comix
(The Tide Turned Just a Half Year After Pearl Harbor)
To: Charles Henrickson
[You don't know any rich people . . . other than Mother Pitt, you mean, whose family fortune keeps you in brewskis...] Just WHAT sort of employment has Pitt had since he mysteriously left the teaching profession? He should thank his lucky stars for all those trust fund payments.
22 posted on
12/26/2008 1:40:16 PM PST by
PJ-Comix
(The Tide Turned Just a Half Year After Pearl Harbor)
To: Charles Henrickson
Honeybacked ham? Oops! I meant Honeybaked ham. I guess I have Saddleback and Brokeback on my mind after reading this Pitt Post.
24 posted on
12/26/2008 1:47:19 PM PST by
PJ-Comix
(The Tide Turned Just a Half Year After Pearl Harbor)
To: Charles Henrickson
A dozen of my friends are out of work Bull claxon. I can't name 12 acquaintances out of work, let alone friends.
To: Charles Henrickson
1. My fiancee has Multiple Sclerosis. Two of my friends are diabetic. Stem cell research will begin again under Obama. That may mean huge change for them...or not. 2. A dozen of my friends are out of work. Obama's jobs plan and economic ideas stand a great chance of re-employing them...or not.
3. I don't know any rich people, but I know a lot of middle-class working folks who will be helped by the Obama tax cut plan...or not.
4. Diplomacy will be back in vogue. . . .or not.
5. Maybe three SCOTUS justices will be stepping down in the next few years...or not.
So. Healing sick people. Employing the jobless. Tax cuts for working people. Less war. Better justics. Smells like change to me....or not.
37 posted on
12/26/2008 3:05:51 PM PST by
randog
(Hope is a bad business plan.)
To: Charles Henrickson
Strict Constructionism = Narrow Minded. And even worse are the Scalia types who believe in originalism, which makes no sense at all. It requires strict constructionism but based upon the interpretation of what the framers MEANT. Sheesh! Imagine that: We have to go by what those old dudes MEANT! If only it included a way to legally change, or amend it if you will, as changes in society dictate.
39 posted on
12/26/2008 3:15:23 PM PST by
Paul Heinzman
(Mr. Reagan I wish you were here. The country's changed a lot in twenty years.)
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