DUmmie FUnnies 12-15-08 (Dean-obsessed madfloridian stars in "Days of Our DUmmies")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 15, 2008 | DUmmie madfloridian, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

[Aquinasfan]

I think f’n Blogovich is f’n posting over there.

[Purrcival]

They could be . . . LOUSY FREEPER TROLLS!

Nah. Their grammar, spelling and punctuation - 'stunk'. :-] A diversion tactic, of course. :D

[Arrowhead1952]

MF: Can you respond without anger and ridicule? My post had none of that. That is what is hurting DU lately.

[Leave me ALONE!]

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DUmmies are hurting DU. Here's an insult: YOU SMELL. Here's an order: I WANT FRIES WITH THAT.

[Special orders DO upset us!]

DUmmies stink all the time!

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SOD: Now I can just run on over to FR to discover how to behave in a political forum.

[Visit the DUmmie FUnnies, the most POPULAR feature on FR! Learn how to have FUn!]

Now I can just run on over to FR to discover how to get ZOTTED.

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SOD: Never underestimate DU's capacity for people being out of their minds. . . .

[A mistake we NEVER make here at the DUmmie FUnnies!]

Never underestimate DU's capacity for people being out of their minds

Truer words were never spoken by any DUmmie.

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MF: The way this post was hijacked is the way our party was changed. Going so far left the DUmmies need more guidance.

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MOD: Locking. This has become a trainwreck.

[Locked and laughed at!]

MOD: Locking. DU has become a trainwreck.

[Charles Henrickson]

Truer words were never spoken by any DUmmie.

You know, that really is tagline material (which see).

[Arrowhead1952]

LOL.

[Deetes]

DramU

[mowowie]

Unbelievable.

Why do i have the feeling that Dean has a pretty good idea who this flake is?
Probably gets 10 love letters a week from Ms. Moonbat.

[Budge]

LOL!

[Charles Henrickson]

BONUS PARODY:

FLORIDIAN, THE BAD MOOD DUMMIE
Tune: "Lydia, the Tattooed Lady"

Madfloridian!
She is the most grouchiest Marxist
Under the ground
Pitt! sfexpat! graywarrior!
Rolled in a mound. . . .

Ohhh. . . .
It's madfloridian
She's done flipped her lid again
Floridian, the bad mood DUmmie
She's a Howard Dean fanatic
With a knack for things dramatic

It's madfloridian
That DUmmieland idiot
Floridian, the queen of DU
When attacked she will threaten to leave the zoo
But five minutes later she's crying "boo hoo"
There's always a "don't" but there's never "adieu"
You can laugh at madfloridian!

When her thread hits the scene
And it's all filled with Dean
Don't you speak up and criticize
For that's when you will see
She's a martyr DUmmie
Contending to win the self-pity prize

Oh, it's madfloridian
She's done flipped her lid again
Floridian, the bad mood DUmmie
She's depressed about Obama
Everything's a melodrama

It's madfloridian
That DUmmieland idiot
Floridian, the queen of DU
When attacked she will threaten to leave the zoo
But five minutes later she's crying "boo hoo"
There's always a "don't" but there's never "adieu"
You can laugh at madfloridian!

[HangThemHigh]

"[A better bike path. And a restraining order against madfloridian.]"

Not sure about the restraining order, but we've already got really fine bike paths, as soon as The O gets those dirty old cars off of them. /sarcasm - I hope

[mikrofon]

LOL ... even a DUmmie with any sense of humor should like that one!

[Charles Henrickson]

a DUmmie with any sense of humor

Rara avis.

[MaxMax]

Why do i have the feeling that Dean has a pretty good idea who this flake is?

Cigars..

[Mr. Silverback]

[Whatever it is, I don't think he will be telling madfloridian. I am reminded of Richard Dreyfuss trying to get away from Bill Murray in "What About Bob?".]

So, you're thinking madfloridian is on a bus with a fish in a jar as we speak?

[BattleHymn]

MF already posted another thread in GDP, AND mentioned the unmentionable name by not mentioning him personally, but rather by mentioning an article that mentions the unmentionable name. Looks like they are a person of their word. What a maroon:

“I must mention beforehand that the name of a certain chairman is mentioned by him. I know, I know. I said I wouldn’t, but I’m not. He is.”

[franksolich]

Man, Charles, that is awesome, the way you did that, trimming out all the extraneous stuff and leaving in all the good stuff.

That’s one great piece. Admirable.

That is just so good.

Of course, I’m biased in tastes; I tend to like primitive bonfires that betray their anthropology and sociology, and this is an excellent example.

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[libs_kma]

"SF: Sometimes, DU reads just like free republic. . . ."

Minus the medications and psychoses of course. Just minor differences.

[Charles Henrickson]

MF already posted another thread in GDP, AND mentioned the unmentionable name by not mentioning him personally, but rather by mentioning an article that mentions the unmentionable name. . . .“I must mention beforehand that the name of a certain chairman is mentioned by him. I know, I know. I said I wouldn’t, but I’m not. He is.”

Link?

[Charles Henrickson]

So, you're thinking madfloridian is on a bus with a fish in a jar as we speak?

Heading up to Vermont, with Gil.

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