[ComputerGuy]

...and tiny bottles of liquor...

That's not good

[SolidWood]

men will lose their masculinity within a decade if the government does nothing to stop it

Step 1 to become a real man: Don't depend on Government.

[TomGuy]

In response to news of the report, uber manly man Chuck Norris and Pip Cornall, author of much manliness, announced the reformation of the He Man Women Haters Club. Meetings will take place secretly at an undisclosed site yet to be determined.

[bcsco]

...men will lose their masculinity within a decade if the government does nothing to stop it.

Now our manliness is to be allotted to us by the government? HA! There isn't a man among them to begin with. How the hell are they going to see we maintain it?

[Yo-Yo]

...if the government does nothing to stop it.

Stop it? This is happening because of the incoming Zero Government!

[Man50D]

I could just cry.

[SoftwareEngineer]

I can personally vouch for this story (satire as it may be). Most of the 30 something and 20 something men in my office shave/wax their chests, trim/shape their eyebrows, talk about waxing their nether regions and get “Men foot treatments” (read Pedicure).

They look at me (a 30 something man who is well groomed and well kept but does NOT shave his chest and shape his eyebrows) as a caveman or something.

Mind you we are in TEXAS and all these men defined above are MARRIED men!! Yet, they are grooming themselves like San Francisco gentlemen.

[Fawn]

So, this confirms my thoughts...men are considered men only if they smoke, drink and drive trucks/suv’s.

[MilspecRob]

OK I’m coming out of the closet. I'm a lesbian stuck in a mans body.

[raybbr]

Man or woman? EMO's are weird!

[Walmartian]

and tiny bottles of liquor

When I was in High School we were disecting a mouse and I found a one of those tiny bottle of Coke inside the mouse. :)

[KoRn]

"if the government does nothing to stop it."

Is there nothing the government shouldn't be concerned with anymore. This has more to do with pop-culture, wrong headed parenting, and our public school system. Sprinkle in some political correctness along with some Oprah, and you have the fenimized male population of today.

Real men are an endangered species.

[Vision]

including male body washes

These commercials during football selling "body washes" as masculine are ridiculous.

[Las Vegas Ron]

if the government does nothing to stop it. Yeesh, is there nothing the gubmint can't do?

[petercooper]

bttt

[Wildbill22]

Not only is this serious, but I truly believe all men now should qualify for a government bailout. It should be enough for a Colt 1911, 4wd Jeep with big tires with a lift kit and glass packs, couple cases of Jack Daniels, and a carton of Marlboro reds.
Including cost overruns and government bureaucracy costs this should total about 17 million per Manly Man.

[roamer_1]

[...] if the government does nothing to stop it.

?

[tom h]

"The study, backed by some of the world’s leading scientists, warns that all men will lose their masculinity within a decade if the government does nothing to stop it."

This article would be incredibly funny if it wasn't so true.

Look what wussess that German men have become. Their heritage as Hun invaders of the Roman Empire, pillagers and plunderers of the Middle Ages, the German Wermacht, and now? A bunch of sissy latte sippers. Ditto for the Norwegians, our former Vikings.

It is also the endgame for we Yanks if we don't reclaim our manhood.

Buy a handgun or shotgun, join the NRA, and shoot once a month at either the skeet range or indoor firing range. [I started this last year and it's GREAT.]

Start a poker game, monthly, with buddies. No wives or women. Smoke cigars, talk sports, tell jokes.

And any other ideas. Meaning, stop watching chick movies to make your wife or girlfriend happy, and do guy stuff instead.

[Melian]

Choosing to see the glass as half full, this certainly makes it easier for women to tell the men from the boys!

To be honest, I’ve thought for some time that it is much harder to raise a son these days. They have fewer and fewer examples of real men to look up to and emulate.

[bigheadfred]

If we don’t do something to stop it, manhood will be lost forever,” says Al Gore, a former man himself, who wrote the report.

I really take exception to this lie. Just cause he straps one on and declare "I'm so hot I'm Melting the planet" doesn't prove he ever was a man. Where's the smoking gun?