Yeah, you just need more of them...
I have a feeling this is satire. However it is a social commentary.
“The study, backed by some of the world’s leading scientists, warns that all men will lose their masculinity within a decade if the government does nothing to stop it.”
Bailout alert. We must have a bailout immediately. If we are going to have to do all of that shopping we will definitely have to be bailed out. The previous bailouts, when we had the big bottles, could be done by our children, but this is drastic.
This has got to be satire. I don’t doubt that the number of “girly” or “sensitive” men is growing at an alarming rate, given their indoctrination in the fuzzy-feely public schools of America, but the article implies that ALL men will fall to such depths within a decade “unless government steps in.”
Well, I’m in my late 50s and I can say without reservation that I will remain the neanderthal that I am (”neanderthal” is a term I have heard from some quarters to describe a man who can work with his hands building things and fixing things, who is physically active, likes the outdoors — particularly hunting — and will move mountains if he has to in order to provide for his family).
body wash is a convenient way to soap up a big sponge.
otoh I just bought a 2008 Mustang.
We saw a guy at least 75 years old driving an electric car with a bubble canopy well it was more like a golf cart and I said life is too short.