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Top 10 clues your cruise ship has been taken over by pirates
The Wit Hits the Fan ^ | 12/2/08 | The Wit Hits the Fan

Posted on 12/02/2008 9:01:27 AM PST by Osama Obama

It is becoming increasingly obvious that the seven seas are dangerous. A resurgence in pirate activity off the coast of Somalia has been all over the news. It is important for your safety, that you be educated in the subtle signs of pirate infestation. As a service to you, we present:

Top 10 clues your cruise ship has been taken over by pirates.

(Excerpt) Read more at witty-jay.blogspot.com ...


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: islam; jizyah; mohammedanism; mohammedanism122008; pirates; somalia

1 posted on 12/02/2008 9:01:27 AM PST by Osama Obama
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To: Osama Obama

No matter what you order, the bartender serves you grog.

When you ask what “grog” is, you get told “Har.”

You get ridiculed in aerobics class for not knowing how to dance the hornpipe.

When you complain about a spot on the tablecloth, the waiter puts a big “X” on it.


2 posted on 12/02/2008 9:09:39 AM PST by Bertram3
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To: Osama Obama
I was on a Coast Guard Cutter that pulled into Ocho Rios Jamaica for a mid patrol break. We berthed right behind a cruise liner. an old George Wilson looking guy and his wife walked back an he read out load “U.S Coast Guard” on our vessels side. Then he says. what's the Coast Guard doing in Jamaica?” I said, Pirate patrol sir.” He scoffs, “there aren't anymore pirates in the Caribbean.” So I smiled and said, “Works good don't it?” His wife nearly swallowed her tongue trying not to laugh.
3 posted on 12/02/2008 9:10:21 AM PST by dblshot
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To: Osama Obama

The ghost of Wille Stargell can be seen roaming the decks with a baseball bat in hand


4 posted on 12/02/2008 9:13:12 AM PST by B-Chan (Catholic. Monarchist. Texan. Any questions?)
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To: dblshot

My sister lived on Sint Maarten for 25 years. There’s an island called Isle Forche or Four Finger Island hald way to St. Bart’s. Worst kept secret in the Caribbean. They are most definately there.


5 posted on 12/02/2008 9:32:13 AM PST by massgopguy (I owe everything to George Bailey)
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To: massgopguy

What I don’t understand about this pirate take over of ships is why don’t they just have navy SEALs storm the pirate ships by boarding them from underwater. There would be no way the pirates could see them coming and they wouldn’t stand a chance against well trained naval commandos?


6 posted on 12/02/2008 6:45:57 PM PST by giantsfan123 ("we cannot invade the mainland United States there will be a rifle behind each blade of grass.")
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To: AdmSmith; Berosus; Convert from ECUSA; dervish; Ernest_at_the_Beach; Fred Nerks; george76; ...

The pirate eyepatch is the usual result of having a hook hand and an occasional itch...

http://witty-jay.blogspot.com/2008/12/top-10-clues-that-your-cruise-ship-has.html


7 posted on 12/05/2008 11:36:28 PM PST by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/_______Profile finally updated Saturday, December 6, 2008 !!!)
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To: SunkenCiv
har de har ... I like this one:

7. Optional on-shore excursions include rummaging, pillaging and setting fire to port buildings

8 posted on 12/06/2008 1:47:17 AM PST by Fred Nerks (FAIR DINKUM)
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To: Fred Nerks

:’) If the captain’s name is Shiv Vermetimbers, they’re Dutch pirates. Okay, so, I guess I’m not funny.


9 posted on 12/06/2008 6:25:15 AM PST by SunkenCiv (https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/_______Profile finally updated Saturday, December 6, 2008 !!!)
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