So let me ask you this: Whos your daddy, America? Its Barack Obama and his wife. Thats who.
1 posted on
11/09/2008 6:33:33 PM PST by
writer33
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To: writer33
...cause brain damage to the many guests that frequented the hallowed halls. No danger of that with Dems flooding the place now.
22 posted on
11/09/2008 6:45:41 PM PST by
TenthAmendmentChampion
(Don't blame me, I voted for John McCain and Sarah Palin. Well, for Sarah Palin, anyway.)
To: writer33
LOL you had me going for a while until I read the source. Great satire!
23 posted on
11/09/2008 6:47:24 PM PST by
TenthAmendmentChampion
(Don't blame me, I voted for John McCain and Sarah Palin. Well, for Sarah Palin, anyway.)
To: unspun
For all those freepers who consider a candidate's position on cigarettes to be more important than minor stuff like the inherent right to life, traditional families, second amendment rights, victory in Iraq, winning the WOT, tax reform, ANWR drilling, etc., well, it looks like Obama is a "true conservative!" After all, cigarette smoker Obama OPPOSES the "nanny state" (translation: nicotine restrictions), so who cares where he stands on all that other stuff? He lets us have our cigarettes in the White House, unlike those nasty health nut "socialists" Ronald Reagan, George W. Bush, and Mike Huckabee.
Sit back and relax freepers, America may become a socialist third world hellhole, BUT it's all OKAY because rest assured, you can now take your tobacco and enjoy a long relaxing puff in the White House.
"What this country really needs is a good five cent cigar"
-- Vice President Thomas Marshall (D)
24 posted on
11/09/2008 6:48:36 PM PST by
BillyBoy
(Operation Chaos - Phase 1: Hillary Phase 2: Palin)
To: writer33
doesn’t this go against everything the libs stand for as the tar and feather the cig. industry. This is very strange if you ask me.
To: writer33
To: writer33
The ban originally came in 1993 after Hillary Clinton removed all the ashtrays within the White House, concerned that second hand smoke would cause brain damage to the many guests that frequented the hallowed halls.Incorrect. Try
The staff surreptitiously started removing ashtrays because of Hillary's propensity to hurl them at her husband as his goings and, er, comings, were reported. They just got tired of cleaning up the damage. Lamps were also reported to be in short supply, replaced by track and recessed lighting that was out of reach of the angry First Lady.
you gotta fit the theme to the legend.
34 posted on
11/09/2008 7:18:23 PM PST by
NonValueAdded
(Jimmah Carter cubed. Obama, the only man in America who can make Hillary Clinton look good.)
To: writer33
Crack smoking is permited in the lower levels only
35 posted on
11/09/2008 7:20:58 PM PST by
woofie
To: writer33
PLEASE let this be satire.
Oh, yeah, Writer33, gotta be, right?
37 posted on
11/09/2008 8:33:09 PM PST by
HighlyOpinionated
(The Court is very jealous of its power - even over presidents, even over presidents-elect.”)
To: writer33
..i'm glad, "satire" is a keyword.
38 posted on
11/09/2008 8:34:30 PM PST by
skinkinthegrass
(just b/c you're paranoid, doesn't mean "they" aren't out to get you.. :^)
To: writer33
You voted him in America, you idiots — now live with the insanity you are not going to like.
39 posted on
11/09/2008 9:30:33 PM PST by
EagleUSA
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To: writer33
Just in time to end the Cuban embargo!
-PJ
53 posted on
11/09/2008 10:20:27 PM PST by
Political Junkie Too
(You can never overestimate the Democrats' ability to overplay their hand.)
To: writer33
the one thing I like about this guy.....and I don’t smoke
though I believe Slick and Jorge smoked stogies in there
next time a Nashville metero lib glares when my wife lights up I can throw this in their pasty face
57 posted on
11/09/2008 10:23:37 PM PST by
wardaddy
(angry white male looking for a modern Danelaw, clinging to guns and religion)
To: writer33
Another take:
http://www.indyeastend.com/Articles-i-2008-11-05-82328.113117_PRESIDENT_OBAMAS_DIRTY_LITTLE_SECRET.html
“I can’t wait until some enterprising photographer with a long-range lens treats the world to a picture of our new President on January 21st. He’s standing in a doorway outside the White House in his shirtsleeves, freezing his ass off because the law says he can’t smoke in the White House. So our new President Barack Obama, puffing away on a Marlboro, takes his last few puffs, throws the butt down, steps on it, and then goes back into the White House to run the country.”
(but a more sobering thought is, what’s to become of the anti-smoking lobbyists and big money tobacco now?) :)
69 posted on
11/09/2008 10:32:46 PM PST by
lainie
(The US congress is full to the brim of absolutely disgusting thieves who deserve humiliating ouster.)
To: writer33
Satire! Too bad, I would be all for repealing these stupid smoking bans.
74 posted on
11/09/2008 10:35:51 PM PST by
upsdriver
(IMPEACH OBAMA!!)
To: writer33
You have got to stop this! lol.. .after I regained my senses, that is. . .
82 posted on
11/10/2008 1:41:36 AM PST by
cricket
(America's Freedom Rings! T hank You ~ U..S.A. Military~)
To: writer33
...should be fun trying to see the MSM contort themselves into a politically correct pretzel to explain this one!!!!
87 posted on
11/10/2008 4:38:38 AM PST by
mo
To: writer33
Might as well put plastic on all of the furniture as well!
89 posted on
11/10/2008 5:24:20 AM PST by
unixfox
(The 13th Amendment Abolished Slavery, The 16th Amendment Reinstated It !)
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