[writer33]

So let me ask you this: Who’s your daddy, America? It’s Barack Obama and his wife. That’s who.”

[TenthAmendmentChampion]

...cause brain damage to the many guests that frequented the hallowed halls.

No danger of that with Dems flooding the place now.

[TenthAmendmentChampion]

LOL you had me going for a while until I read the source. Great satire!

[BillyBoy]

For all those freepers who consider a candidate's position on cigarettes to be more important than minor stuff like the inherent right to life, traditional families, second amendment rights, victory in Iraq, winning the WOT, tax reform, ANWR drilling, etc., well, it looks like Obama is a "true conservative!" After all, cigarette smoker Obama OPPOSES the "nanny state" (translation: nicotine restrictions), so who cares where he stands on all that other stuff? He lets us have our cigarettes in the White House, unlike those nasty health nut "socialists" Ronald Reagan, George W. Bush, and Mike Huckabee.

Sit back and relax freepers, America may become a socialist third world hellhole, BUT it's all OKAY because rest assured, you can now take your tobacco and enjoy a long relaxing puff in the White House.

"What this country really needs is a good five cent cigar"
-- Vice President Thomas Marshall (D)

[proudCArepublican]

doesn’t this go against everything the libs stand for as the tar and feather the cig. industry. This is very strange if you ask me.

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

[NonValueAdded]

The ban originally came in 1993 after Hillary Clinton removed all the ashtrays within the White House, concerned that second hand smoke would cause brain damage to the many guests that frequented the hallowed halls.

Incorrect. Try

The staff surreptitiously started removing ashtrays because of Hillary's propensity to hurl them at her husband as his goings and, er, comings, were reported. They just got tired of cleaning up the damage. Lamps were also reported to be in short supply, replaced by track and recessed lighting that was out of reach of the angry First Lady.

you gotta fit the theme to the legend.

[woofie]

Crack smoking is permited in the lower levels only

[HighlyOpinionated]

PLEASE let this be satire.

Oh, yeah, Writer33, gotta be, right?

[skinkinthegrass]

..i'm glad, "satire" is a keyword.

[EagleUSA]

You voted him in America, you idiots — now live with the insanity you are not going to like.

[Arizona Carolyn]

Is this a joke?

[Political Junkie Too]

Just in time to end the Cuban embargo!

-PJ

[wardaddy]

the one thing I like about this guy.....and I don’t smoke

though I believe Slick and Jorge smoked stogies in there

next time a Nashville metero lib glares when my wife lights up I can throw this in their pasty face

[lainie]

Another take:

http://www.indyeastend.com/Articles-i-2008-11-05-82328.113117_PRESIDENT_OBAMAS_DIRTY_LITTLE_SECRET.html

“I can’t wait until some enterprising photographer with a long-range lens treats the world to a picture of our new President on January 21st. He’s standing in a doorway outside the White House in his shirtsleeves, freezing his ass off because the law says he can’t smoke in the White House. So our new President Barack Obama, puffing away on a Marlboro, takes his last few puffs, throws the butt down, steps on it, and then goes back into the White House to run the country.”

(but a more sobering thought is, what’s to become of the anti-smoking lobbyists and big money tobacco now?) :)

[upsdriver]

Satire! Too bad, I would be all for repealing these stupid smoking bans.

[cricket]

You have got to stop this! lol.. .after I regained my senses, that is. . .

[mo]

...should be fun trying to see the MSM contort themselves into a politically correct pretzel to explain this one!!!!

[unixfox]

Might as well put plastic on all of the furniture as well!