White House Will Now Allow Smoking In All Areas

Elective Decisions ^ | 11/9/08 | Chris Davis

[writer33]

Washington—Now, in the middle of his transition to the White House, Senator Barack Obama, IL, has officially declared, during his administration, “smoking will now be allowed in all areas of the White House.”

The ban originally came in 1993 after Hillary Clinton removed all the ashtrays within the White House, concerned that second hand smoke would cause brain damage to the many guests that frequented the hallowed halls.

However, in direct defiance, Barack Obama has said that he will immediately repeal the ban upon his inauguration. The repeal includes all floors of the White House Complex—the two story basement, the Ground Floor, the State Floor, the Second Floor and the Third Floor.

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Great Newport graphic, EEE. Thanks for posting it and for reading. I do appreciate it.

[lainie]

Another take:

http://www.indyeastend.com/Articles-i-2008-11-05-82328.113117_PRESIDENT_OBAMAS_DIRTY_LITTLE_SECRET.html

“I can’t wait until some enterprising photographer with a long-range lens treats the world to a picture of our new President on January 21st. He’s standing in a doorway outside the White House in his shirtsleeves, freezing his ass off because the law says he can’t smoke in the White House. So our new President Barack Obama, puffing away on a Marlboro, takes his last few puffs, throws the butt down, steps on it, and then goes back into the White House to run the country.”

(but a more sobering thought is, what’s to become of the anti-smoking lobbyists and big money tobacco now?) :)

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you gotta fit the theme to the legend.

Point well taken, NonValue Added. Thanks for reading. I do appreciate it.

[writer33]

Crack smoking is permited in the lower levels only

Does that include Larry Sinclair?

:-)

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Thanks for reading, EagleUSA, and they did vote him in. Beause it sure wasn’t me.

[upsdriver]

Satire! Too bad, I would be all for repealing these stupid smoking bans.

[writer33]

Well Obama smokes, sporadically from what I understand. Gonna play hell when he’s Jonsing for a fix.

It sure will be hell. Thanks for reading, FTL. I do appreciate it.

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Is this a joke?

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[writer33]

Just in time to end the Cuban embargo!

PJ. Just in time indeed. Thanks for reading. I do appreciate it.

[writer33]

This is satire, but Obama does smoke. He has never really quit.

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:-)