White House Will Now Allow Smoking In All Areas

Elective Decisions ^ | 11/9/08 | Chris Davis

[writer33]

Washington—Now, in the middle of his transition to the White House, Senator Barack Obama, IL, has officially declared, during his administration, “smoking will now be allowed in all areas of the White House.”

The ban originally came in 1993 after Hillary Clinton removed all the ashtrays within the White House, concerned that second hand smoke would cause brain damage to the many guests that frequented the hallowed halls.

However, in direct defiance, Barack Obama has said that he will immediately repeal the ban upon his inauguration. The repeal includes all floors of the White House Complex—the two story basement, the Ground Floor, the State Floor, the Second Floor and the Third Floor.

[writer33]

Thanks for reading and for the link, lainie. I do appreciate it.

[cricket]

You have got to stop this! lol.. .after I regained my senses, that is. . .

[E.G.C.]

BTTT

[virgin]

If Obama could only trace his genes, he might know his cancer risk from smoking...and a hell of a lot of other things too.
Burn, baby, burn.

[mrmargaritaville]

saw that on a T shirt years ago-laughed my a$$ off.

[muawiyah]

Obama can do a detailed trace for half his genetic heritage all the way back into the 1600s in America (and to the far earlier periods in Europe).

He can examine statistical data for the Luo people in Kenya as well.

[mo]

...should be fun trying to see the MSM contort themselves into a politically correct pretzel to explain this one!!!!

[muawiyah]

BTW, if he takes a really good look at his mother's family tree he will find that his daughter's allergy to dogs also has something to do with dogs' allergy to her.

This is no joke to those with this adaptation to hunting in arctic and subarctic areas.

I predict that the super hypoallergenic dog he is buying for the White House is going to bite the daughter with the allergy and probably him as well.

[unixfox]

Might as well put plastic on all of the furniture as well!

[Netizen]

His mother died of breast cancer. To a substantial degree it’s closely related to the genes you have.

She did NOT have breast cancer.

She had ovarian cancer.

[AppyPappy]

There is a room off the Oval Office that is used for storage. I bet that toom becomes the smoking room.

[writer33]

Satire! Too bad, I would be all for repealing these stupid smoking bans.

I agree, but I thought I would have fun with it.

[writer33]

You have got to stop this! lol.. .after I regained my senses, that is. . .

Nope, it's too much fun. Thanks for reading, cricket. Glad you enjoyed it.

[writer33]

Thanks for the bump, E.G.C.

[writer33]

Thanks for reading, mo. I appreciate it.

[writer33]

Thanks for reading, unixfox. I appreciate it.

[muawiyah]

Ovarian and uterine ~ at that time identified as such by their "location". They are now more correctly identified by the genes involved ~ or even treatments that work.

The main hereditary breast cancer syndromes—caused by mutations in the BRCA1 or BRCA2 genes—are also associated with an increased risk for ovarian cancer.

In general the same treatment, Cisplatin - Paclitaxel, might be used in all of them ~ surgery followed by chemo therapy, followed by radiation and low-level continuing chemotherapy.

No doubt I erred in calling her cancer "breast", but you erred in failing to call it "uterine" ~

How about this ~ the woman died of cancer.

[Netizen]

Not everyone that gets breast cancer gets ovarian cancer.

HOW ABOUT THIS....

Obama has called her death of ovarian cancer at age 53 the worst experience of his life and said, "The biggest mistake I made was not being at my mother's bedside when she died.
STANLEY ANN DUNHAM

[muawiyah]

There’s a lot in his two autobiographies that’s not yet been fact checked.

[Netizen]

Whatever. You probably know better than him anyway.