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John McCain Declares Election Day Landslide
Elective Decisions ^ | 11/4/08 | Chris Davis

Posted on 11/03/2008 10:36:09 PM PST by writer33

Las Vegas—In what could only be interpreted as having cajones the size of basketballs, Senator John McCain has declared himself the winner in an Election Day landslide, practically giving Senator Barack Obama, D-IL, the finger. The announcement came in the evening, during his trip to Las Vegas, Nevada.

McCain, not backing down from the erratic polls, made the declaration after an audience member, yelled, “What do you think, Senator McCain? Do we win?”

McCain, feeling the vibe of the crowd, responded, “We’re not only gonna win. We’re gonna win in a landslide victory! I am gonna knock Senator Obama out. Just like Rocky Balboa did to Apollo Creed. This Mac is back, and it’s a Mac attack!”


TOPICS: Business/Economy; Government; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: barackobama; johnmccain; landslide; sarahpalin
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To: writer33

LOL!


41 posted on 11/04/2008 8:12:26 AM PST by trisham (Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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To: Lazamataz

Well, it don’t look good.


42 posted on 11/04/2008 7:33:09 PM PST by writer33 (Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
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