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Reid, Edwards, Pelosi & Obama Join Forces To Form R.E.P.O.
Elective Decisions ^
| 10/25/08
| Chris Davis
Posted on 10/25/2008 9:12:19 PM PDT by writer33
Washington—With a show of absolute power, Senator Harry Reid, D-NV, John Edwards, Rep. Nancy Pelosi, D-CA, and Senator Barack Obama, D-IL, have joined forces to form R.E.P.O., inc. (Reid, Edwards, Pelosi, Obama).
The show of solidarity was made to usher in the two significant events in American history - the election of Senator Barack Obama as President of the United States, and the repossession of Americans’ 401K plans, backing it with a guaranteed retirement account with government bonds.
R.E.P.O. is designed to protect America’s interest from the failures of the free market and capitalism, giving citizens hope for brighter days in their golden years. According to reports from Capitol Hill, the plan works this way as a repurchase agreement for a financial institution.
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To: SouthTexas
Soon to be seen in china............
41
posted on
10/25/2008 9:43:17 PM PDT
by
machogirl
(when the call comes at 3:00 am, what if the teleprompter is broken?)
To: Brian S. Fitzgerald
they are going to repo the entire country.
42
posted on
10/25/2008 9:44:53 PM PDT
by
television is just wrong
(the Democrats have lost cabin pressure and the oxygen masks have dropped.)
To: writer33
"Now this is satire,
but they were discussing this 401K pension plan stuff on the hill on Friday."I know. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
43
posted on
10/25/2008 9:46:45 PM PDT
by
blackbart.223
(I live in Northern Nevada. Reid doesn't represent me.)
To: blackbart.223
And this is why elections matter. But we’ll remain vigilant.
44
posted on
10/25/2008 9:49:45 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: writer33
"And this is why elections matter."It sure is. We can't let the bastards win. The problem in my view is there are too many sheep out there. I pray I'm wrong.
45
posted on
10/25/2008 9:59:50 PM PDT
by
blackbart.223
(I live in Northern Nevada. Reid doesn't represent me.)
To: blackbart.223
I pray I'm wrong.You and me both.
46
posted on
10/25/2008 10:01:50 PM PDT
by
writer33
(Rush Limbaugh Is "The Passion" of Conservatism And Pretty Good At That Radio Thingy)
To: machogirl
Rust won’t melt very well. ;)
47
posted on
10/25/2008 10:05:03 PM PDT
by
SouthTexas
(Invert the 5-4 and you have no rights.)
To: SouthTexas
48
posted on
10/25/2008 10:06:26 PM PDT
by
machogirl
(when the call comes at 3:00 am, what if the teleprompter is broken?)
To: writer33
They can have my 401k when they can have my guns, when they pry them-—FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS!
49
posted on
10/25/2008 10:19:11 PM PDT
by
Schwaeky
(The Republic--Shall be reorganized into the first American EMPIRE, for a safe and secure Society!)
To: writer33
"We’ve got what it takes to take what you’ve got!"
The new, media-savvy Marx.
To: machogirl
Still more metal than in the new ones. :)
51
posted on
10/25/2008 10:30:44 PM PDT
by
SouthTexas
(Invert the 5-4 and you have no rights.)
To: writer33
REPOSESSED
is more like it.
What rank evil lurks behind such deadly eyes and wills.
Quoth the globalist . . . “NEVERMORE!”
Quoth the globalist . . . “NEVERMORE shall freedom walk the land . . . we’ll continue to shred it; strangle it; murder it; drain it off; with a trillion slices and a few OBOMBa’s along the way . . . “
52
posted on
10/26/2008 2:53:50 AM PDT
by
Quix
(GLOBALIST PLANS FM 1900 ON #76 http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2031425/posts?page=77#77)
To: writer33
53
posted on
10/26/2008 2:57:18 AM PDT
by
E.G.C.
(To read a freeper's FR postings, click on his or her screen name and then "In Forum".)
To: writer33
R.E.P.O. sounds like a great plan! Denote SATIRE ping!
:::::::::::
Actually, we can just refer to them as the combined Politburo and KGB of the CHANGED America!!!
54
posted on
10/26/2008 9:35:37 AM PDT
by
EagleUSA
To: writer33
The life of a R.E.P.O. man is always intense.
55
posted on
10/26/2008 10:06:51 AM PDT
by
uglybiker
(1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d 2 g3t l41d)
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