[Charles Henrickson]

Thanks to FReeper 2ndDivisionVet for the heads-up on this very DUFUable thread!

[Charles Henrickson]

PING!

[Condor51]

top 5

[Travis T. OJustice]

DUFU WOOHOO!

[kenth]

[Rove, Rove, Rove your vote
When you’re on the screen
Narrowly, narrowly, narrowly, narrowly
Swipe it by machine!]

ROFL

[Dooderbutt]

Our cracks are beginning to show. . . .

[Joe the Plumber Disease.]

OMG - I’ll joke about you owing me a new keyboard, but I literally choked on my coffee with this one!

[wideawake]

I wouldn't want to be riding around with a McCain Palin sticker on my car after Nov 5th if this fraud occurs, I wouldn't be safe.

Fascinating insight into left psychology.

In the unfortunate event of an Obama victory, which would certainly be the result of widespread fraud by ACORN, conservatives will not assault Obama supporters.

[Argus]

If Obama loses this election, it will be because of massive fraud.

Wait, I thought it would be because Amerikkka is racist!?

I can't keep up with these people.

[Argus]

I'm leaning Italian in a hurry.

Watch out for that falling Tower of Pizza!

[CarolTX]

Extreme LOL !!

[Ditter]

This is a good one but I am very disturbed because dims are already talking about fraud if nObamam loses. How can they be so blind to not realize which party has used fraud all along. The dims in Texas used fraud to get LBJ into office. The Chicago dims are famous for their fraud over the years. It ain't us moonbats, it is YOU!

[PJ-Comix]

Another great DUFU and, who knows, we might even revive interest in Johnny Ray. I first became aware of him when I saw him in “There’s No Business Like Show Business” on the tube. He played one of the sons who became a priest and sang a terrific song about Noah’s Ark that was jazzy, not like a typical gospel song. You should check that out. Maybe you could pipe that Johnny Ray song into your church. Oh, and I also saw a TV documentary that showed a lot more of Johnny Ray than what you can see of him on the web (actually nothing) singing “Cry.” He actually shed tears when he sang that song. Not a drop or two but a FLOOD of tears. He was really into it. Okay, Johnny Ray was also into some other things too which basically destroyed his career from the moment it took off but best to dwell on the positive.

[PJ-Comix]

[. . . the bathroom. Sherman's March to the WC. Gird up your loins, Sherm!]

The bathroom. That's the place where Johnny Ray's career crashed upon takeoff.

[Vision]

I will be weeping on November 5. . . .

Nice to know they also believe deep down McCain is gonna win.

[alarm rider]

“A beeline to get online before feline or caffeine-mainline”.

Heh. Nice visual.

[wbill]

It must be difficult to survive when you perceive that national public and political figures have such a dramatic effect on your life.

Regardless of who is in power, I'll still have my wife, my kids, my friends, my family, and my health. And, it's pretty darn likely that I'll have my job, or at least a solid source of income, a good place to live, plenty to eat, and something respectable to wear.

They'll be tossing snowballs in hell before I need to take anti-depressants because of the political climate.

[Purrcival]

[...And so DUFU News is now projecting that Barack Obama will CARRY Great Britain!]

...and France!

[stefanbatory]

thanks for taking the time to compile this...and venturing over there bravely...how do you remove stench from your clothing when you return?

[Cyber Liberty]

I wouldn't want to be riding around with a McCain Palin sticker on my car after Nov 5th if this fraud occurs, I wouldn't be safe.

I forget, is that borderline Kewpie Doll or LFT?

[beaureguard]

Our mutual friend and fellow classmate Bob, a fine landscape and city scene painter, just died of melanoma in Maine. Among his last acts was sending in an absentee ballot for Obama. . . .

Ummm...seems like the DUmmies have just admitted to fraud here. Doesn't a person have to be alive on election day to have their absentee ballot count?

Never mind...these are DEM's after all.

[Jersey Republican Biker Chick]

They realy are losing it...ha ha ha