DUmmie FUnnies 09-25-08 (Bill Clinton Appreciation Edition)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 25, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Charles Henrickson]

Remember, remember
The Fifth of November:
Democrats, get out and vote!
I think it’s worth noting
The date of your voting,
Lest you should miss the boat!

[Purrcival]

I just love how Bill and Hillary are just screwing over Barack Obama.

They are running their own Operation Chaos! Thanx!

And in the meantime, Rush has started the next chapter of Operation Chaos: SOB..."Save Our Biden". Joe Biden: The gaffe(t) that keeps on giving.

[Charles Henrickson]

I can't stand his ass anymore. I can't wait to see his damn face. . . .

No, no, not gonna do it. . . .

[Charles Henrickson]

Bill Clinton holds a deep jealousy of Barack Obama.

Bill thinks HE was the first half-black President!

[chesley]

I didn't like Bill when he was a’gin us, and I don't like him now. Can anyone say, “Benedict Arnold”?

That said, I'll take his help. So did the Brits. We'll have to deal with Hillary when/if the time comes.

Somewhat on topic, but at a skew, here is a favorite link of mine for all you art lovers.

http://www.imaginistix.com/details.cfm?Id=295

[Charles Henrickson]

He is so jealous that he can't see straight.

The Bent One.

[Charles Henrickson]

Tom Brokaw said yesterday, in response to McCain's latest moves, that McCain loved 'ambushes'--and, so far, they had worked for him.

Stay outta the ambushes!

[eaglewingz08]

And after Yom Kippur, I’m sure Bill will have to skip campaigning for Succoth, another nine day break in October.
Geez, being a quai Jew (or maybe Kabbalist) is hard on Bill, as he’s dying to really campaign for Obama, but these holidays and his devotion to his Jewish forbears keep getting in the way!

[Charles Henrickson]

the reality is that his presidency was All About Bill, he screwed interns and progressive values with equal abandon, and he ushered in Republican control of all three brances of the government.

The Clinton Legacy.

[Charles Henrickson]

Maybe he is suffering from dementia. . . .

Maybe you are suffering from Dem agita.

[Charles Henrickson]

I definitely think he's subtly (?) dissing Obama in these appearances; certainly pumping up McCain if nothing else. To what end, I wonder?

A Bridge to the 2012 Primary.

[Charles Henrickson]

For the people who HATE him (hardcore right-wingers), maybe it will prevent them voting for McCain...they don't like the guy anyway. Anything/anyone Clinton DOES like repulses them. Maybe it will keep some of the right-wingers home. I don't necessarily think that's BC's intention, but it may be a result.

Sorry! Guess again!

Our fear and loathing of a possible Opossum administration far outweighs anything else.

[bcsco]

I had a fella I worked with who had a couple new Sony 8 track tape players for sale. Dummy me (just a young guy at the time), I bought one. It worked for years but eventually stopped playing tapes.

I called Sony to see about having it repaired. Of course, they asked me about the model/serial no. When I gave it to them, the guy replied that that model had never reached the consumer market...

I never heard anything further.

[Charles Henrickson]

It would be so beautiful if Bill Clinton could set his ambitions aside. . . .

Haven't you been paying attention the last 60 years or so?

[Charles Henrickson]

What heights we could reach if those two were buddies

Which reminds me . . . RIP, Buddy.

Barkancide.

[Charles Henrickson]

McCain in 208

McCain is old, but he's not THAT old.

[Charles Henrickson]

PUMA!

HUMA!

[bcsco]

Does this mean we have to change “Just $10 away from...” to “Just $100 away from...”?

[Charles Henrickson]

What "Jewish Holidays" was he talking about on Larry King,He said he would campaign for Obama after. The Jewish Holidays, WTF message is he trying to send.

"Barack Obama deny, Ah'll McCain you to let Hillary. . ."

[Charles Henrickson]

What "Jewish Holidays" was he talking about. . . .

Bill Clinton's favorite Jewish holiday, Succoth.