Posted on 09/23/2008 10:24:26 AM PDT by CommonsensicalCat
1. You believe a woman's choice of whether to have a baby comes before intercourse rather than before birth.
2. You believe a bird in the hand is worth 2 in the bush - you believe government is poor stewards of your money and can do less to promote social welfare with your money than you can.
3. You believe in spanking versus timeout. Republicans tend to believe in the use of force in foreign policy matters and favor a large powerful military.
4. You want to see more nativity sets in stores at Christmas and less Santa Claus. Republicans tend to favor prayer in school and the allowance of Christian themes at Christmas in public places.
5. You believe the "high priced doctors" are high priced for a reason. Republicans tend to believe in private medical care versus socialized because they believe it fosters competition and increases quality of service.
6. You believe that PETA stands for "People Eating Tastey Animals" and you would like to see PETA come together with the NRA for an annual party.
7. You believe that politically correct and racial profiling are trumped by national security.
Thanks and welcome to Free Republic.
PS - what a day to join......did you plan that?
The Government of America has failed the people of the USA. Jobs have been hemmoraging from America, year after year, under both Democratic and Republican Presidents. The dreams of an American has been fading. The gamblers of Wall Street have been preferred over the normal American. The fat cats are the ones who need the jolt, the people of the USA has had enough of this casino mentality.
I think the title should read: You might be a CONSERVATIVE if...
...that I can spend my money more effectively than Wall Stre^H^H^H^H^H^H^H government.
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