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DUmmie FUnnies 09-19-08 (Pitt Uses Positive Reinforcement To Miracle An Obama Win)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 19, 2008 | William Rivers Pitt, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 09/19/2008 5:33:59 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

You can call it wishful thinking or positive reinforcement but William Rivers Pitt is using it in an attempt to miracle the Democrats to victory this November. Yeah, it must be KILLING the Pied Piper. The most important election of our lifetimes and all he can do is sit on the sidelines and suggest something like, "Every day, in every little way, we are getting better and better." Barack Obama and Joe Biden are both terrible candidates. Beyond that Hillary is working quietly behind the scenes to ensure an Obama loss in November. However, there is the Pied Piper with nothing more than a positive reinforcement shtick as you can see in his THREAD titled, "...pssssssst..." And Pitt isn't alone in the idea that positive reinforcement will miracle Obama to victory in November. We also have a similar DUmmie THREAD titled, "Yes....we ARE going to win in November," with the same theme. Therefore both these similar threads will be double DUFUed. So let us now watch Pied Piper Pitt and the DUmmies wish really, really hard for an Obama victory in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, hearing Jimminy Cricket in the background singing "When You Wish Upon A Star," is in the [barackets]:

...pssssssst...

[Remove the "t" and that is what the Pied Piper is doing all the time in the Bukowksi's bathroom.]

...we're gonna win..

...pass it on...

[No problem, Pitt. I've passed it on to all our DUFU fans for their entertainment.]

Young people - get out the vote!!!!!

[Yes! Wake up early from your Rave Club night and vote in the vast numbers on election day, Nov. 5, as you did back in 2004.]

...pssssssst...we're gonna win......pass it on...

[Okay, I've psssssed it on.]

sshhhhhhhhhh....you'll jinx us....work like we're losing.....

[Pied Piper Pitt is an accurate prognosticator as evidenced by his incredible prediction about Karl Rove's indictment on May 12, 2006.]

We're gonna win; pass it on...

[We're going to continue munching on pizza; pass it on...]

It's in the bag baby we got the numbers :)

[It's in the bag baby we don't need to do anything :)]

We really are
We are going to win in November.
Win the big job
Win more seats in the Senate
Win more seats in the House.
Agree: pass it on!

[Freudenschade haiku.]

It's about f*cking time. I'm sensing landslide, baby!

[So am I. Hee! Hee!]

Will, Dear...we are not just gonna win...we are gonna give the Pubbies an ass-kicking they will NEVER forget!

[Prepare the roving Chekha squads for the post-election liquidations!]

Good to hear from you and to hear your postive thoughts.

[Every 24 business hours, in every little way, Karl Rove is closer to being indicted.]

I'm sensing a big, and hopefully final, swing to Obama. I know we have to keep fighting until we get there, but we can also start visualizing a new country arriving next January 20.

[I'm visualizing Al Gore turning the White House over to Obama next January 20.]

We're gonna crush 'em. We're talking a Democratic Majority for the next four decades.

[...pssssst... Better order your Guy Fawkes costume early.]

Yes Will, I feel it in my bones.

[Do you also feel the Guy Fawkes costume over your bones?]

we're going to pummel them.............shhhh......

[This DUmmies will be adding an "it" to the end in a few weeks.]

We HAVE to win.

[Or we break out the butterfly nets. And now to the other DUmmie positive reinforcement feel good thread...]

Yes....we ARE going to win in November ~~ kick & rec this thread if you agree!

[kick & rec on the DUmmie Funnies.]

OK....all at once shout it out and never believe differently:

WE ARE GONNA WIN IN NOVEMBER!!!!!!!!

Next thing to do:

[Nuthin' except munch pizza.]

Gimme an -0-
Gimme a -B-
Gimme an -A-
Gimme an -M-
Gimme anudder -A-

[Gimme a -B-
Gimme an -O-]

Who's gonna win???? NOW SHOUT IT OUT!!!!

[I expect a lot of Howard Beal shouting on election day, Nov. 5.]

WE ARE GONNA WIN!!!!!

[MIRACLE OBAMA TO VICTORY!!!]

WE ARE! The REAL Americans for a REAL America! Not some backwater cretins who use religion and nationalism to prop up failed policies and profits!

[You forgot to say, "Bitter backwater cretins."]

WE ARE GONNA WIN IN NOVEMBER!!!!!!!!
WE ARE GONNA WIN IN NOVEMBER!!!!!!!!
Volunteering tonight for phone banking!

[Before plunging into full scale pizza munching and heavy duty wishing.]

This election can still be stolen.

[All your Diebolds are already set to "R."]

WE ARE GONNA WIN IN NOVEMBER...DONATE LIKE A BEAST!!!

[Barack Obama is only $10 away from being wished into the White House!]

Kicking for BIG, BIG, BIG, BIG WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[K & R your way to victory! WHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!]

We will wipe the floor with them. Seriously. WIPE OUT!! Landlside of historic proportions. They will talk about the decimation of the Republican party and wonder if they can ever rebuild their coalition after this defeat. We will wipe them OUT!!

[At least it will happen in your "West Wing" rerun.]

Yup, do the work, hold the vision. We're gonna win this BIG.

[Yup, visualize the same victories that Algore and Kerry had.]

WE GOT THE SPIRIT...WE GOT THE WIN....A BIG, BIG, WIN!!!

We are the winners....and we need to NEVER forget that.

McHoover and Falin can lie, lie, lie...and the truth STILL gets them!

[DUmmies will quickly convert from fantasy winnners to real life whiners.]

Next week the media will be in McCains corner..but this is a ground game, and we look really good !!!

[I have a Joe Biden Hail Mary pass that you're not going to like.]

It's important to REGISTER VOTERS - the deadlines are coming up!

[Dig up the cemeteries!]

Visualize It! WE CAN WIN THIS! WE *WILL* WIN THIS! WE WILL TAKE BACK OUR COUNTRY! :patriot:

[I'll visualize your victory just after I come off my 8 year high of visualizing the Algore victory.]

Landslide. Been saying it ESPECIALLY when Palin was chose. LANDSLIDE. It energized the evangelicals to be sure. But what it really did was to energize the Dem base. Without Palin many (especially young voters) would have stayed home assuming Obama was going to win. Dems will no longer take that chance with Palin on the ticket. Palin was a gift to us.

[And Biden is our gift to you.]

The debates will be the frosting on the cake...

[And Obama/Biden definitely look to be frosted...]

Before I go, tell me what YOU'RE doing IN THE REAL WORLD tonight to help the democratic party win.

[Close our eyes, lean back, and click our heels together three times while wishing really, really hard.]

I need ONE person to keep me company tonight. What are YOU doing IN THE REAL WORLD tonight to help the democratic party win? Anyone?

[Writing "OBAMA" on empty pizza cartons in my basement.]

Nothing is certain until Nov. 5th

[Hmmm... Why do I suspect a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL here?]

With Our Thoughts We Create the World.

[Visualize Genesis!!!]

We must win

[Or there will be a run on butterfly nets.]


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To: PJ-Comix; Paul Heinzman; franksolich; KJC1
Gimme an -0-
Gimme a -B-
Gimme an -A-
Gimme an -M-
Gimme anudder -A-

Who's gonna win???? NOW SHOUT IT OUT!!!!

WE ARE GONNA WIN!!!!!

This cheerleading stuff sounds like something DUmmie flyarm would post.

41 posted on 09/19/2008 8:54:40 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pitt is going through a manic phase.)
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To: PJ-Comix
some backwater cretins who use religion and nationalism to prop up failed policies and profits

You forgot "bitter" and "clinging."

42 posted on 09/19/2008 8:56:26 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pitt is going through a manic phase.)
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To: PJ-Comix
This election can still be stolen.

Quiet! We're all in our happy place! Do not disturb!

43 posted on 09/19/2008 8:57:51 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pitt is going through a manic phase.)
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To: PJ-Comix
DONATE LIKE A BEAST!!!

By dropping manure?

44 posted on 09/19/2008 8:59:15 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pitt is going through a manic phase.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Kicking for BIG, BIG, BIG, BIG WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The more exclamation marks, the more it will HAPPEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

45 posted on 09/19/2008 9:01:51 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pitt is going through a manic phase.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Wow. I had no idea Pitt’s gotten this bad. Somewhere there’s a Johnny Walker distributorship that’s out of stock....


46 posted on 09/19/2008 9:04:20 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Pretending that the Admin Moderator doesn't exist will result in a suspension.)
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To: PJ-Comix
It's important to REGISTER VOTERS - the deadlines are coming up!

Get the dead in line to vote!

47 posted on 09/19/2008 9:04:35 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pitt is going through a manic phase.)
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To: PJ-Comix
What are YOU doing IN THE REAL WORLD tonight to help the democratic party win? Anyone?

THE REAL WORLD?? Uh, uh . . . but . . . but . . . we were having such a good time here, celebrating our victory! Why'd you have to go and RUIN it by mentioning THE REAL WORLD??!!

48 posted on 09/19/2008 9:08:59 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pitt is going through a manic phase.)
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To: PJ-Comix
With Our Thoughts We Create the World.

We Are the Ones We've Been Visualizing.

49 posted on 09/19/2008 9:10:15 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Pitt is going through a manic phase.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I was going to offer you a safe room in my mother’s cabin in the woods but now I’ll probably need it myself. Shoot, I shouldn’t have mentioned that.


50 posted on 09/19/2008 9:24:09 AM PDT by faq
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To: PJ-Comix

1.[Remove the “t” and that is what the Pied Piper is doing all the time in the Bukowksi’s bathroom.]

That the least of what goes on...

2. On a related note, in the movie “Primary Colors” Gov. Fred Picker(played by Larry Hagman) and Joe Biden be hiding the same sort of secret? (and I don’t mean the drug use)


51 posted on 09/19/2008 10:54:48 AM PDT by GQuagmire (Giggety,Giggety,Giggety)
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To: PJ-Comix
This election can still be stolen.

Killjoy.

52 posted on 09/19/2008 11:05:32 AM PDT by Purrcival (Palin runs Alaska. Obama runs his mouth.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Visualize Whirled Peas!


53 posted on 09/19/2008 11:07:42 AM PDT by Poser (Willing to fight for oil)
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To: PJ-Comix
The debates will be the frosting on the cake...

Mmmmmmm.....frosting....cake...That sounds pretty good right about now...HEY! WAIT A MINUTE! If I break my diet, DUmmie, it's all YOUR fault now.

54 posted on 09/19/2008 11:09:36 AM PDT by Purrcival (Palin runs Alaska. Obama runs his mouth.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Hey! What’s so special about Nashville? Why can’t FReepers in, say, the Atlanta area get this info after 10/15?


55 posted on 09/19/2008 11:12:39 AM PDT by Purrcival (Palin runs Alaska. Obama runs his mouth.)
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To: PJ-Comix
...pissssssst... - as a fart!
56 posted on 09/19/2008 11:31:37 AM PDT by Free_at_last_-2001 (A country can survive its fools, but it cannot survive treason from within.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

And guns. Don’t forget the guns.


57 posted on 09/19/2008 11:42:11 AM PDT by Purrcival (Palin runs Alaska. Obama runs his mouth.)
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To: PJ-Comix

58 posted on 09/19/2008 1:25:08 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: Arrowhead1952; All
It may be a lot longer than Nov. 5th, if several states are close.

I think you're right. I know many people who are voting absentee because they anticipate lines.

BTW, you all should be checking with your county election board to make sure you are still registered. One of my coworkers called the Summit, Ohio board to get an absentee ballots and his name was missing from the voter roles.

I'm glad he checked; he's on our side.

59 posted on 09/19/2008 3:02:29 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Sorry, Hillary, Sarah doesn't need all those cracks. She's just going to melt that glass ceiling.)
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To: PJ-Comix; Darksheare
The debates will be the frosting on the cake...

You can put frosting on a dog turd, but it doesn't make it a birthday cake.

HAPPY 33 1/3, DARKSHEARE!

Today is my real birthday. I'm the same age as Governor Palin.

60 posted on 09/19/2008 3:07:04 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Sorry, Hillary, Sarah doesn't need all those cracks. She's just going to melt that glass ceiling.)
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