DUmmie FUnnies 09-08-08 (DUmmies and KOmmies Hit Panic Button Over New Gallup Poll)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 8, 2008 | DUmmies, KOmmies, and PJ-Comix

[Charles Henrickson]

we need to arm ourselves with all the information we can get regardless of if it is nasty or not. . . . And personal lives are the true windows into what a person believes. . . . We cannot make anything out of bounds.

Is that you, Obama campaign adviser Kurt Grove?

[djrakowski]

I’m good. The entire household is in the grip of Sarah-mania. My dear wife went to the rally on Friday evening and loved every second of it.

No more CAF for me. It’s gotten boring. I’ve decided to focus on family, church (incl. apologetics class) and work.

And you really should work on that Diet Coke containment problem!

[MitchellC]

Please everybody! Pay no attention to the landslide that is about to envelop you!

Say, whatever happened to your friend with the terrible streak of predictions? Is he still insisting Obama will win big?

[Purrcival]

Axelrod should hang his head in Shame. Never have we had such an incompetent "strategist".

B-b-but I thought that the Obamessiah was running his campaign and handling all of that money. At least, that's what he said, wasn't it? Wasn't that supposed to be part of the Obamessiah's vast "experience" that qualified him to be the President? And now you're telling me that this Axelrod character is actually running it.

[TruthWillWin]

Where is our Media Buy against Palin?

What do you mean "Buy"? They do that (against Palin) for free!

[Purrcival]

I think I'm going to cry. I know that's not helpful in any way. I should probably just keep it to myself. But 10 POINTS!!!! Oh dear. I wish the debates were sooner. The first one is 20 days away.

Yeah, bring on the debates!! That should get McCain/Palin ANOTHER bump!

[Mr. Silverback]

And personal lives are the true windows into what a person believes.

Said a DUmmie from the party that said Bill Clinton's personal life meant nothing.

Seriously though, if we apply this DUmmie's standard to Bill Clinton, we know he believes the chief value of a woman is to serve as a toy for his crotch. ama, we know that he believes And if we apply it to Barack Obama, we know he believes that a screaming bigot should guide his daughters' spiritual development. How's that sit with you, DUmmies?

[djrakowski]

I’m looking forward to October 2. Biden had better be prepared to face Sarah Barracuda!

[perfect_rovian_storm]

It's the powerful boost that Palin gave the Republican narrative that is driving the poll numbers, and it could--who knows--get even worse.

No kewpie doll for this one?

[Charles Henrickson]

That is what makes me pissed off...people who say "we're too good for that". BAH!

I say BAH too! I agree with you, DUmmie. You guys are NOT too good for gutter-level smears.

[netmilsmom]

She did? Funny we didn’t see her there in the crowd of only 10,000!

I did see tons of people from church, actually. As we were attempting to drive in, a friend of ours pulled up behind us!

I always have a drinking problem when it comes to the DU threads, btw.

[Charles Henrickson]

Obama's team has done a bad job of messaging. He is getting lost in all this Palin coverage.

Obama fatigue has set in.

[bcsco]

Didn’t Obama himself pick up on this? I seem to recall something to that effect, but can’t place it. I had the idea it was during a news appearance.

[Charles Henrickson]

Mobilize our friends in the media.

Keith and Chrissy just got mobilized right out of their anchor chairs.

[HoosierHawk]

I think things are bleak for Obama. He's not a great debater and John Kerry actually was quite good.

HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!!!!!!

[Charles Henrickson]

Obama get back on message, please.

"Um, uh, uh. . . . Hope! Change!"

[Charles Henrickson]

Absolutely zero to worry about.

Zero pessimus.

[Charles Henrickson]

Calm the f*ck down.

Everyone remain clam. . . .

[Charles Henrickson]

I don't use profanity often. . . .

That's it, you must not be a true DUmmie! Prepare for tombstoning!

[Charles Henrickson]

will you all show some balls.

Is that you, Jesse Jackson?