Posted on 09/05/2008 7:11:13 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
Bush Derangement Syndrome (BDS) has just about run its course (exp. 1-20-09), so the DUmmies have to find a new monster to get their blood boiling. They've found just the right candidate, the girl of their nightmares, namely, Sarah Palin. The last few days the DUmmies have been cramping up with a bad case of PMS--Palin Madness Syndrome! Governor Palin's grand slam of a speech and her skyrocketing popularity have sent their PMS symptoms up to levels rarely seen even with BDS! The frothing at the mouth is fierce and FUnnie at the same time and in full display all across the DUmp, as seen in this THREAD, "Plenty of Non-Sexist Words for Palin's Shockingly Poor Performance," and this THREAD, "Palin Power: Fresh Face Now More Popular Than Obama, McCain."
So make sure your rabies shots are up-to-date as we take a field sample, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, enjoying the sight of a woman field-dressing a donkey, is in the [brackets]:
Plenty of Non-Sexist Words for Palin's Shockingly Poor Performance
[Try "sensational," "fantastic," "blow-the-roof-off-the-place great," "record ratings". . . .]
Forget shrill and all the words that will get PUMA's panties in a twist.
[Thank you, Harry Reid, for that sexist put-down! Even Campbell Brown was offended. FORGET "shrill"? There are plenty of women who won't!]
Try mean, as in it is mean spirited to say that a community organizer does not have actual responsibilities.
[Try "Zero," as in "Zero! Zero! Zero!"]
Try ignorant.
[As in, "DUmmies."]
Try hypocritical.
["Hypocritical," as in SUPPOSED "feminists," who attack Governor Palin for being a successful working mom. "Hypocritical," as in a bunch of debauched, depraved, degenerates who suddenly get all concerned about sexual morality. "Hypocritical," as in the Party of Love and the New Politics spewing more crude than an Alaskan oil well.]
Try pit bull. . . .
[With lipstick, you dipstick.]
Try idiot.
[As in, "the leftist lowlifers whose personal attacks on Governor Palin and her family drove the ratings for her speech to record levels and rallied the nation to her defense." THANX, idiots! And thanx to you, DUmmie McCamy Taylor, for your fine display of Palin Madness Syndrome. Now wipe the froth off your mouth while we collect PMS samples from your fellow DUmmies. . . .]
We MUST "OUT" +Force this little pip OUT NOW!
[This "little pip" just ripped your guy a new one!]
Well, if you put lipstick on a rabid dog in heat, it's still a b*tch.
[If you put Palin Madness Syndrome in a DUmmie, it turns into a hypocritical sexist.]
There's nothing "tough" or "strong" about a vile, mean-spirited mental lightweight spewing vitriol like a high-school "Heather." Pit bulls have far more redeeming qualities than Sarah Palin. She's more like a nasty toy poodle ... self-indulged and a spoiled brat. Shiny on the outside; maggots on the inside.
[Who let the dogs out? 'Cause the DUmmies are on the run!]
A$$hole suits her to a T.
[Palin Madness Syndrome suits you to a P, as in "PMS"!]
There are NO words to vile to describe this woman. She is a MONSTER.
[AAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!! RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY! IT'S THE ABOMINABLE SNOW MONSTER!!!!!!!]
And we're going to send her snowbilly butt screaming back to Alaska with her pointed tail between her hooved legs!
[Send the White Witch back on her snowmobile snowmachine!]
Her excuse was being a woman. But that was no woman.
[It was Karl Rove in drag.]
Licking down the baby's hair was scripted. . . .
[Piper is a Perfect Rovian Plant.]
This person is an a$$hole. It's on the record- Alaskans know it- and then some.
[That must explain her 86% approval ratings.]
I think they may use Palin to deliver some really nasty attacks that McCain couldn't pull off. Well actually, they just did.
[Hee! Hee! McBrilliant!]
She is so dumb it is painful to watch her.
[Well, there were 40 million masochists who tuned in to watch her, then.]
I especially liked the "fascist fear monger, idiot a$$hole" part.
[Words of love, so soft and tender. . . .]
We need to keep hitting on the issues like this!
[Especially the "idiot a$$hole" issue.]
Palin just sent me over the edge. Her smug factor is off the charts. It seems like she is being groomed to become a good looking female Karl Rove and that really scares me.
[Like I said, "Sarah Palin" IS Karl Rove in drag.]
I'm enjoying this site very much today, finding that so many people agreed with my gut reactions. . . .
[And gutter remarks.]
I just don't understand why even many of the PBS people were saying how great her speech was.
[However, we FULLY understand why you PMS people are so consumed with Palin Madness Syndrome!]
LACK OF A PENIS is not a JOB QUALIFIER.... nor is 5 years in captivity
[Lack of a brain is not a DISqualifier from posting in DUmmieland. In fact, it's a requirement!]
since she compared herself with a pit bull, I have to go along with that and agree with her that she is a B*TCH.
[The verdict is in: PMS is the new BDS! Now let's go to the other DUmmieland thread, where they report the latest Rasmussen poll, which shows that Palin is now more popular than Obama. . . .]
She's an inexperienced celebrity.
[Correction, Obama is a "he."]
I'm already depressed.
[Oh, this is just the start. Better stock up on the Zoloft.]
My retarded father talked about her like he had known her for years. . . . Way to go dad, you're a moron.
[That's "moran."]
Let her open her mouth with some unscripted dialogue . . .
[. . . and she'll still do better than Obama's "uhs" and Biden's gaffes.]
We still don't get it ... a vast majority of red state bible-thumping, trailer park hicks are indubitably stupid. They see in Palin one of them. . . . Unless these people are educated, they will continue to rule us.
[Stupid people rule!]
If McCain somehow pulls this off it will be entirely because of his pick of Palin. Also IMO Obama's pick of Biden went directly against his meme of "Change you can Believe in". What is Change about Biden?
[Every time he opens his mouth, he has to change feet.]
If you believe this propaganda, I have a bridge to nowhere you might like to see.
[Put it on eBay, sfexpat2000, you can start a fundraiser.]
The only people who are behind the Caribou Barbie are the fundies and the Republican PR people.
[The only ones behind Emperor Zero and Beltway Joe are the PMS people.]
I've said it before and I'm going to say it again. obama has one huge obstacle and that is the color of his skin.
[When all else fails, play the race card. I predict that will be your fall-back excuse come November.]
they are coaching her, where is rove anyway.
[Playing the part of "Sarah Palin." It's an incredible make-up job, don't you think?]
BREAKING: Google reports that "Naughty Librarian" now tops ALL searches. . . .
[More than "Empty Suit" and "Entrenched Blowhard"?]
The media is going to screw this up for Obama. . . .
[Their blatant, transparent bias is pure GOLD!]
palin is failin.
[Obama is bombin'. Biden is hidin'. DUmmies are crummy . . . with PMS!]
Watching rats panic is priceless.
BEARak Obama, OK. Crabby Joe Biden should be the crab.
That's a good example of what I find so appealing about DUmmie family life, a loving, respectful, close relationship between the different age groups.
An expression of mutual father-child affection like that makes me want to go over there and just hug somebody,,, and then escort him or her down to a mental hospital with a 3-foot length of chain padlocked securely around his or her ankles.
'Iron Lady' was originally intended as an insult by the editors of Pravda to describe Margaret Thatcher.
Pretty much all of’em one way or another, legal or illegal. Franksolich would be the one to ask.
Doug's wife has a hairway to heaven that no one wants to see.
ZERO POSSUMUS ARUGULA
I kinda like that one too! What the DUmmies are missing is that Barbie has traditionally been shown as a working gal. A veterinarian, a nurs, a lifeguard, and on....
It doesn’t quite send the message they think.
As near as I can tell in Chicago a community organizer works closely with a politician and various others to get government funds marked for improving communities. After they get the money they agree upon an equitible distribution amongst themselves and the project is abandoned.
Nice to know how they do in Atlanta. So, that makes two big cities, I wonder about the rest.
While he was there, it was a ghetto.
After he left, and to this very day....it's still a ghetto.
Where's the change?
We MUST "OUT" +Force this little pip OUT NOW!
Basically, politics as practiced by Tonya Harding. They can never resist showing their basic Fascist sympathies, can they?
There's nothing "tough" or "strong" about a vile, mean-spirited mental lightweight spewing vitriol like a high-school "Heather."
But the "Heathers" are the in-crowd girls, the mean girls who gang up on the newbies and cruelly taunt them. Clearly the Campbell Browns and Andrea Mitchells fit this description far better.
Licking down the baby's hair was scripted. . . .
That one made me laugh out loud.
ROTFL
Did you come up with that phrase? It fits perfectly!!! Definitely a keeper!
My guess would be all of them. But not with the kind of meds you pick up at the pharmacy, the kind you pay for through your half opened car window with your transmission in drive and your finger on the power window UP button.
Not that I have ever had that illicit experience of course, I have only seen similar exchanges take place on C.O.P.S. TV programs.
This isn’t going to get better after McCain/Palin win, but at least we will have won. We can laugh harder at the libs then, they will know for sure that their stupid hysterics don’t win elections.
Not real smart, considering that song is the 2nd most downloaded song on Amazon (or at least it was a couple of days ago). Do they really think it is because of a sudden resurgence in the popularity of their band? No. It is because of Sarah's popularity.
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