DUmmie FUnnies 09-05-08 ("Sarah Palin's Aryan Nation Family History?")

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 5, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[Kaslin]

Well Of course they are. Lunatics are idiots

[Mr. Silverback]

Track and Bristol are Norse? Or maybe they have a hidden child named Siegfried?

Yeah, and Piper and Willow? Really folks, there were Viking women named Piper and Willow?

[Army Air Corps]

Trig was a Norse name, but apparently the Norse version is spelled Trygg, so she lied about that.

I guess that I can never run for political office. Some of my ancestors had altered the spelling of their surname when they came to the, then, British colonies. They "lied" and I am their progeny, ergo, I am descended from rotten liars.

[tet68]

Coeur d’Alene is also known for its hostility towards minorities and local aryan nation types.

At least they are treated equally.

Dummies are a hoot, mon.

[AxelPaulsenJr]

It gets even more sinister. Piper and Willow were the names of two characters on “Charmed” a television show about good witches fighting bad witches.

[Cheburashka]

up in the northwest, its well known that Sandpoint, Idaho has a huge Aryan nation/white supremacist background.

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Chicago has a lot of gangbangers and murderers.

Barack Obama is from Chicago.

Therefore Barack Obama is a gangbanger and a murderer.

See how this works?

Typical DUmmieland mental defectives.

Oh yes, and top x posts, where x = the number of the post after this one.

[dighton]

Neville Heath

That settles it! She’s a sadistic murderer!

[CT-Freeper]

So are the Chicago suburbs

Illinois Nazis...I hate Illinois Nazis.

[CarolTX]

>said in no uncertain terms that Palin is sending out subtle code identifying her to the skinhead types<

Is the code something like “Love your country, love your family, work hard to made your community and State a better place?” That’s sure the message I’m getting from her.

Boy, that IS subtle! Whod’a thunk this is “skinhead-type” code?

The folks at DU obviously have too much time on their hands.

[Army Air Corps]

Ping, folks. This is really, really screw-ball stuff...even for DU.

[bcsco]

My last name is Nehrling. It is a German name. Some Germans where Nazis. That does not mean I have a Nazi past.

Same here. my last ancestors on both sides were German. But my family immigrated in 1854 (paternal side...the maternal side in 1868). Not much to do with Nazis. In fact, nothing at all. An uncle fought against the Germans in WWI. Others in WWII. But, by the DUer's level of evidence needed, I'm suspect fer sure. After all, I lived in Utah for 4 years. That's close to Idaho...

[bcsco]

Stay safe, PJ!

[Mr. Silverback]

Your assetion doesn’t match up with what we’ve seen in the past. When the DUmmies become aware that we’re mocking them, they do anything but smile, they gnash their teeth, post vile things about us and (often) the mods lock the thread.

[dfwgator]

“Love your country, love your family, work hard to made your community and State a better place?”

All I know is that those things ain't 'keepin' it real.'

[Mr. Silverback]

Your assertion doesn’t match up with what we’ve seen in the past. When the DUmmies become aware that we’re mocking them, they do anything but smile, they gnash their teeth, post vile things about us and (often) the mods lock the thread.

[CSM]

“she said she couldn’t stand Palin was her maiden name was HEATH...”

And here I thought that they’d be all for a National Heath Plan!

[GraceCoolidge]

Are these posters aware that Joe Biden's kids go by "Beau" and "Hunter." In case they need reminding, Beau was also the name of the son of Ashley and Melanie Wilkes in "Gone With the Wind." The Wilkes family not only fought for the South, but they were slave owners. So Joe Biden's son goes by a name that is a tribute to slavery. We'd better forward this information to some investigative journalists.

As for "Hunter".... well, I think they can connect those dots themselves!

Truly, I think if you told most Americans about this stuff, they would think you were making it up.

[Arrowhead1952]

if anyone knows anyone in the journalism field also, please at least forward them this link so they could do some fact checking. it may be chasing shadows but in something as serious as the vice presidency of the united states we cannot be too careful. the gloves are off on this one, I think everyone has seen that tonight.

[US magazine is right on top of it. Now to the other sanity challenged DUmmies...]

Paging dan ra^THer - dan ra^THer, pick up the white courtesy phone please.

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Kick for the looney tunes possibility. She wasn't vetted at all. I'd believe anything about her at this point.

[In that case, did you know that Sarah Palin is a space alien from the planet Metaluna?]

I believe that all the rumors I've heard about Mrs. Palin are also true, sayeth the DUmmie.

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Palin's family left Idaho when she was an infant, IIRC... I don't see how an assumption can be made considering the length of time that's passed.

[KILLJOY!!!]

Lucy pulls the football away from Charles again.

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Thanks for the correction. I was going on her own story about Trig's name - turns out she lied. Palin herself said that Trig was a Norse name, but apparently the Norse version is spelled Trygg, so she lied about that.

[She lied, Moose died.]

But, but, but, the BOWEL Movement didn't lie about his church of 20 years.

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Guys...She married a guy who is (part) native Eskimo.

[I went to school (in Puerto Rico of all places) with a full Eskimo.]

The children are part Native American, so they should be left alone. Oh wait, they are Republicans. DRIVE ON, FULL SPEED AHEAD!

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I know this is thin, but I have pretty good instincts about obscure stuff like this. AND GET THIS: my assistant, who has in the past flirted with skinhead culture and knows it VERY well (don't worry, she's a liberal Dem now that she's an adult) said in no uncertain terms that Palin is sending out subtle code identifying her to the skinhead types.

[Check your box of Wheaties. It has the Skinhead Secret Decoder Ring inside that you can use to decipher that subtle code.]

AND GET THIS - I heard someone talk about his friend who overheard his buddy telling his girlfriend that she was correct about the accusation that her coworker had heard that Bush actually hugged Palin when he went to Alaska.

[GraceCoolidge]

Wait, there’s more! I just read that Biden’s daughter is named Ashley... also from “Gone With the Wind.” Well, there you go. Joe Biden is obviously sending secret signals out that he supports slavery and the Confederacy.

[CarolTX]

>Piper and Willow were the names of two characters on “Charmed” a television show about good witches fighting bad witches.<

OMG!! Witchcraft-practicing, wolf-wearing, moose-hunting White and Eskimo supremacists!!! What a cabal!

LOL