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DUmmie FUnnies 09-05-08 ("Sarah Palin's Aryan Nation Family History?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 5, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 09/05/2008 7:11:39 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

The DUmmies attempt to remove Sarah Palin as a candidate has moved from the merely ridiculous to the beyond absurd as exemplified by this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Sarah Palin's Aryan Nation Family History?" See, the DUmmies are absolutely convinced that Palin was involved in Idaho's Aryan Nation group. And their proof? She was born in Idaho, which she left before she could remember, and by the fact she went to college in that state. As if to seal their conviction on this, the DUmmies point out the "questionable" names she gave to her children. I kid you not. And based on all this, the DUmmies want to conduct a thorough investigation of Palin in their very desperate, but laughable, attempt to remove her from the ticket. So let us now join the DUmmies wallowing in their absurdities in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that some really FUn stuff about Joe Biden will soon be coming out, is in the [brackets]:

Sarah Palin's Aryan Nation Family History?

[Meanwhile I'm collecting similar material on the Swiss Family Robinson.]

now, bear with me here, but this was something. was having a discussion with my mom and one reason she said she couldn't stand Palin was her maiden name was HEATH and was born in Sandpoint, Idaho. Palin was born Sarah Louise Heath in Sandpoint, Idaho, the third of four children of Sarah Heath (née Sheeran), a school secretary, and Charles R. Heath, a science teacher and track coach.

[Yes, the very name HEATH is sure to set off rational people. Oh and the proof she was born in Sandpoint, Idaho is solid proof that she is GUILTY! Of what, I'm not sure.]

up in the northwest, its well known that Sandpoint, Idaho has a huge Aryan nation/white supremacist background. My dad had lived there at one point, and we're not white. One of the more prominent family names there in the aryan nation is HEATH.

[So is SMITH.]

this could be something that needs to be checked a bit more if theres anyone at DU with the background to do it.

[Sounds like a perfect DUmmie project. DUAC! DUAC!]

I will be writing an email to K.O., Rachel Maddow, and Amy Goodman also because this deserves some serious investigative journalism.

[And don't forget to forward that e-mail to your mental health caretaker.]

She transferred in 1983 to North Idaho College. In 1987, Palin received a Bachelor of Science degree in communications-journalism from the University of Idaho, where she also minored in political science. north idaho is in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. not too far from Sandpoint. Coeur d'Alene is also known for its hostility towards minorities and local aryan nation types.

[Good thing she never went to school in Lynchburg, VA. Lynch. Get it?]

if anyone knows anyone in the journalism field also, please at least forward them this link so they could do some fact checking. it may be chasing shadows but in something as serious as the vice presidency of the united states we cannot be too careful. the gloves are off on this one, I think everyone has seen that tonight.

[US magazine is right on top of it. Now to the other sanity challenged DUmmies...]

you don't know much about ayran nation or sandpoint. I do. this is deadly serious. if shes connected to aryan nation thats a big thing. all gloves are off in this one.

[It's so deadly serious that I'm in the middle of a bellylaugh.]

Kick for the looney tunes possibility. She wasn't vetted at all. I'd believe anything about her at this point.

[In that case, did you know that Sarah Palin is a space alien from the planet Metaluna?]

MAN, I'd LOVE to see her nailed with something like this.

[Why don't you present that "evidence" to the International Court at The Hague?]

getting this across to independants and others is important. this woman is dangerous with a questionable background.

[Yes, let them also question your mental health.]

Palin's family left Idaho when she was an infant, IIRC... I don't see how an assumption can be made considering the length of time that's passed.

[KILLJOY!!!]

The picture of the Palins and their friends dressed in wolf skins looks white supremacist to me. I thought of that the minute I saw that photo of them all dressed up in wolf skins. And her children's names are Norse. It's worth looking into.

[Track and Bristol are Norse? Or maybe they have a hidden child named Siegfried?]

The Nordic name is "Trygg." They think maybe "Trig" is short for trigger.

[Maybe Trig is short for Trigonometry.]

Its beginning to make sense now, giving them nordic names, in Europe, these folks are well known racist the nordics, you find them in Denmark, Sweden and Norway (Scandinavians).

[Case closed! GUILTY!!!]

the kids' names are NOT Norse. Not sure what Track and Trig are - but they're not Norse, and Bristol and Piper are English. Don't recall the other girl's name.

[Brunhilda? GUILTY!!!]

Thanks for the correction. I was going on her own story about Trig's name - turns out she lied. Palin herself said that Trig was a Norse name, but apparently the Norse version is spelled Trygg, so she lied about that.

[She lied, Moose died.]

Bristol, Willow and Piper are absolutely English, NOT Norse. Track, I have no idea. No idea how that could be considered Norse - and if it's another bizarre Anglicization, I can't identify the source.

[We need to turn over all this "evidence" to a special prosecutor.]

I think it will be difficult to tie Sarah Palin herself to a white supremacist group. But she sure seems to have those connections.

[Those Norse names that aren't are rock solid proof.]

The Heath family left the Gooding area in April of 1926 so their cattle would have grass for grazing along the way. They received a special police escort while traveling with the herd through Boise. In central Idaho, Orville heard a radio for the first time, and family members recalled passing through a white-pine forest so thick in the Boville-Clarkia area that they never saw the sun all day.

[Find out if Orville was listening to Rush Limbaugh.]

On the 1930 Census the listed names of the children of Orville and Bessie match up to the Rootsweb site above. The census images, rootsweb site and online internment records all match one another. Charles R Heath would not have been alive in 1930 so he wouldn't show up on the last census published. If he is a younger son of Orville and Bessie, that sister would likely be Dixie A Heath, as she is the youngest in the household in 1930.

[Dixie? GUILTY!!! Plus Orville and Bessie are well known Norse names.]

Guys...She married a guy who is (part) native Eskimo.

[I went to school (in Puerto Rico of all places) with a full Eskimo.]

I agree that every corner of her life needs to be investigated, because if we should find her in the position she seeks, this country as we know it, as flawed as it currently is, could be in much deeper trouble. She reeks of all those parts of humanity that are hurtful and hateful, wasteful and selfish. I thought I disliked the lying weasel, darth, and Rove, but this one really creeps me out.

[That part about Orville listening to the radio for the first time in central Idaho in 1926 is pretty damning right there.]

I know this is thin, but I have pretty good instincts about obscure stuff like this. AND GET THIS: my assistant, who has in the past flirted with skinhead culture and knows it VERY well (don't worry, she's a liberal Dem now that she's an adult) said in no uncertain terms that Palin is sending out subtle code identifying her to the skinhead types.

[Check your box of Wheaties. It has the Skinhead Secret Decoder Ring inside that you can use to decipher that subtle code.]


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To: PJ-Comix
She wasn't vetted at all.

I think you need to be vetted . . . for rabies.

101 posted on 09/05/2008 8:47:00 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Sarah Palin is our Diana Prince/Wonder Woman!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Oh Noz! Sarah is a goosestepper?


102 posted on 09/05/2008 8:47:36 AM PDT by mylife (The Roar Of the Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: PJ-Comix

Those racist nordics! Damn them!


103 posted on 09/05/2008 8:47:57 AM PDT by Trailerpark Badass (Happiness is a choice!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Sarah Palin's Aryan Nation Family History?

LOL. Jeez, don't these DUmmie Posters have anything better to do then to SMEAR Sarah?? Sarah's family in the Aryan Nation. This is getting GOOD!! I'm making some popcorn to see the DUmmies IMPLODE!!

now, bear with me here, but this was something. was having a discussion with my mom and one reason she said she couldn't stand Palin was her maiden name was HEATH and was born in Sandpoint, Idaho. Palin was born Sarah Louise Heath in Sandpoint, Idaho, the third of four children of Sarah Heath (née Sheeran), a school secretary, and Charles R. Heath, a science teacher and track coach.

Sarah is QUILTY of being named Sarah Heath and being BORN in Sandpoint. To DUmmies, (and Marxists, Liberals and other WEIRD PEOPLE) that is grounds for EXECUTION!! :-)

up in the northwest, its well known that Sandpoint, Idaho has a huge Aryan nation/white supremacist background. My dad had lived there at one point, and we're not white. One of the more prominent family names there in the aryan nation is HEATH.

And how do you know all HEATH are in the Ayran Nation? Is that Quilt by association? I guess is your family name is Jones, and Mr. X Jones shoot 7 people, all Jones should be considered to be MURDERS?

I will be writing an email to K.O., Rachel Maddow, and Amy Goodman also because this deserves some serious investigative journalism.

[And don't forget to forward that e-mail to your mental health caretaker.]

Maybe they should e-mail it to Chrissy, he might get a tingly feeling running down his legs again!

She transferred in 1983 to North Idaho College. In 1987, Palin received a Bachelor of Science degree in communications-journalism from the University of Idaho, where she also minored in political science. north idaho is in Coeur d'Alene, Idaho. not too far from Sandpoint. Coeur d'Alene is also known for its hostility towards minorities and local aryan nation types.

Why do I see when I checked the NIC athletic pages I see blacks on the Basketball team? I mean, if Coeur d'Alene is not welcoming to blacks, would they go there?? I guess if NIC is winning, the town will accept blacks - but ONCE THEY LOSE, they'll be HOSTILE!! LOL

if anyone knows anyone in the journalism field also, please at least forward them this link so they could do some fact checking. it may be chasing shadows but in something as serious as the vice presidency of the united states we cannot be too careful. the gloves are off on this one, I think everyone has seen that tonight.

If I give this to a person I know (the editor of the local paper), he would have fun saying that the left is officially CRAZY! My dad's friend started a small community bi-weekly paper. He is a retired publisher.

[In that case, did you know that Sarah Palin is a space alien from the planet Metaluna?]

LOL!! That is Funny, PJ!!!

MAN, I'd LOVE to see her nailed with something like this.

[Why don't you present that "evidence" to the International Court at The Hague?]

LOL!! I think these DUmmy POSTERS are showing that they are getting UNHINGED!! I just hope Sarah didn't go through the 14 items or less lane with 15 items once! :-)

getting this across to independants and others is important. this woman is dangerous with a questionable background.

[Yes, let them also question your mental health.]

Hey DUmmy POSTER, if Sarah is DANGEROUS as VP, what is OBAMA? He is EXTREMELY DANGEROUS, because he is a MARXIST!!

The picture of the Palins and their friends dressed in wolf skins looks white supremacist to me. I thought of that the minute I saw that photo of them all dressed up in wolf skins. And her children's names are Norse. It's worth looking into.

And what are your kids name? LaShaun, Apple or some other STUPID name? I saw on a basketball game (on ESPN) 3 on 3 high school name all 6 of these players had names that was crazy. One was 'Kwantin'. How to make your kids a failure, give them a name YOU made up.

[Maybe Trig is short for Trigonometry.]

LOL, funny!!

104 posted on 09/05/2008 8:49:01 AM PDT by RightWingTeen (Support FREE education - Homeschool and FREE your kids from SOCIALISM!)
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To: SandyInSeattle
I visited Coeur d’Alene when I was a child.
I guess I can’t ever run for Vice President.

I live in Coeur d'Alene and went to the University of Idaho about the same time as Sarah - I also spend a lot of time skiing in Sandpoint.

I guess I can't even run for dog-catcher.

105 posted on 09/05/2008 8:49:45 AM PDT by PrivateIdaho ("... like a wild potato.")
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To: PJ-Comix
I just spent a few minutes checking and it turns out that Obama's father was a communist! AND, he spent time in prison. Also, Obama wrote a book called "Dreams from My Father." OMG, someone alert the media!
106 posted on 09/05/2008 8:51:53 AM PDT by faq
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To: PJ-Comix
Holy crapola...what a nut job....Man, the lunatic fringe is well represented at DU.
107 posted on 09/05/2008 8:55:06 AM PDT by never4get (We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid)
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To: PJ-Comix
I'd believe anything about her at this point.

You couldn't have said it any better! You would believe ANYTHING!

108 posted on 09/05/2008 8:58:54 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Sarah Palin is our Diana Prince/Wonder Woman!)
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To: mrsmel
I pray that they try to make an issue of this, because turnabout is fair play-just think of all the fun we can have with Barack Hussein Obama! I also pray that they try to make an issue of any family squabbling-I can't wait for us to pound the fact that Obama's brother in Kenya lives in poverty in a hut!

THEY CAN'T EVEN PRODUCE A LEGITIMATE BIRTH CERTIFICATE FOR THEIR PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE! ROFL!!!
109 posted on 09/05/2008 8:59:03 AM PDT by Eagle of Liberty (MCCAIN/PALIN '08!!!!!)
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To: aft_lizard

http://www.houseofnames.com/xq/asp.fc/qx/palin-family-crest.htm

Looks like he’s an Aryan Eskimo, lol.


110 posted on 09/05/2008 9:01:20 AM PDT by chickpundit (Palin '12)
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To: Purrcival
I guess that's true for me, too. My maiden name, Miller, is a derivative of Mueller...oh, wait...MUELLER???? Why, that's GERMAN!!!!! Do I have relatives somewhere who were NAZIS???? Well, I guess that does it for me.

Well, my mother's maiden name is Giordano and I have an Uncle named Bruno. Giordano is Italian in origin. So, by DUmmie Logic, I am either related to the famous Italian philosopher, Bruno Giordano, or, since I come from someone with an Italian bloodline, I must belong to the Mafia.
111 posted on 09/05/2008 9:04:05 AM PDT by Eagle of Liberty (MCCAIN/PALIN '08!!!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
this woman is dangerous with a questionable background.

And Barack Hussein Obama--he of the missing birth certificate, he of the upbringing in Islamic Indonesia, he of the racist church membership, he of the Weather Underground bomber friendship--Obama ISN'T??

112 posted on 09/05/2008 9:04:45 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Sarah Palin is our Diana Prince/Wonder Woman!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Palin's family left Idaho when she was an infant . . .

. . . but Sarah was left behind to be raised in an Aryan coven.

113 posted on 09/05/2008 9:08:35 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Sarah Palin is our Diana Prince/Wonder Woman!)
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To: Purrcival
Wow, this is a new twist! Less than a week ago, there was a DUmmie thread speculating that because of Sarah Palin’s native name, Heath, she did not have the modest beginning that she claimed. She was actually...get this...a candy heiress to the Hershey fortune! So now, she’s really a skinhead.

OMG! And Sue Ellen Mischke on Seinfeld was the heiress to the Oh Henry! candy bar fortune. Henry....Henry Ford! He was a racist and anti-semite!!!! ANOTHER CONNECTION!!!

114 posted on 09/05/2008 9:08:49 AM PDT by lesser_satan (Satire today, headlines tomorrow...)
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To: RightWingTeen
And what are your kids name? LaShaun, Apple or some other STUPID name? I saw on a basketball game (on ESPN) 3 on 3 high school name all 6 of these players had names that was crazy. One was 'Kwantin'. How to make your kids a failure, give them a name YOU made up.

I have a family member that works in the neo-natal area in a hospital. A few years ago, a lady had twins and they asked her what she wanted their names to be. She said O-Ron-Ja-Lo and La-Mon-Ja-Lo. Turns out the names were spelled orangejello and lemonjello. YEP, after her two favorite jello flavors, orange and lemon!
115 posted on 09/05/2008 9:12:11 AM PDT by Eagle of Liberty (MCCAIN/PALIN '08!!!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix; FernFussy

Hey FF, I’m pinging you here because these are some of the funniest threads here on FR.

DU is the Democratic Underground. The posters there are vile, crass, stupid and they don’t bathe. Most are political otakus (you know, those guys into anime who never leave mom’s basement - we both know one of those!). PJ-Comix goes over there and trolls to find the wackiest threads. (so we don’t have to) Enjoy!!!!

[and PJ, I’ll be praying for you]


116 posted on 09/05/2008 9:16:09 AM PDT by netmilsmom (If John's McCain's spirit was not broken by the Hanoi Hilton, it won't be by the angry left)
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To: PJ-Comix
There's a genealogy of Sarah Palin (taking her back to colonial New England--she had a couple of ancestors who arrived on the Mayflower) at http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.ancestry.com/~battle/palin.htm (found this linked to her bio on Wikipedia). It doesn't include her father's side--clearly something to hide!

There was a Prime Minister of Great Britain in the 1970s named Sir Edward Heath. He's buried in Salisbury cathedral, a few miles from Stonehenge. What if he was related to Sarah Palin's father? There's bound to be something sinister to be found there. Maybe the Heaths are secret practitioners of wiccan rites.

117 posted on 09/05/2008 9:18:12 AM PDT by Verginius Rufus
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To: PJ-Comix
There's a genealogy of Sarah Palin (taking her back to colonial New England--she had a couple of ancestors who arrived on the Mayflower) at http://freepages.genealogy.rootsweb.ancestry.com/~battle/palin.htm (found this linked to her bio on Wikipedia). It doesn't include her father's side--clearly something to hide!

There was a Prime Minister of Great Britain in the 1970s named Sir Edward Heath. He's buried in Salisbury cathedral, a few miles from Stonehenge. What if he was related to Sarah Palin's father? There's bound to be something sinister to be found there. Maybe the Heaths are secret practitioners of wiccan rites.

118 posted on 09/05/2008 9:18:38 AM PDT by Verginius Rufus
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To: Kerretarded
I have a family member that works in the neo-natal area in a hospital. A few years ago, a lady had twins and they asked her what she wanted their names to be. She said O-Ron-Ja-Lo and La-Mon-Ja-Lo. Turns out the names were spelled orangejello and lemonjello. YEP, after her two favorite jello flavors, orange and lemon!

If you watch a college football game tomorrow, listen for the names - the more 'unusual' names will be 'Black' (LaTony Washington as a football player I saw on TV in a college FB game last week.) while the normal names are white.

Were the twins white?

119 posted on 09/05/2008 9:20:53 AM PDT by RightWingTeen (Support FREE education - Homeschool and FREE your kids from SOCIALISM!)
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To: PJ-Comix
These DUmmies are seriously mentally ill.

I read the entire thread at DU and every one of them should be in a Psych Ward — NOW. The postings are those of people with a delusional mind. It's the psychotic rantings of lunatics. They're sick, very sick, and need help asap. They are a danger to themselves and the public at large.

It's not even funny any more.

And I'm 'series'.

120 posted on 09/05/2008 9:24:51 AM PDT by Condor51 (I have guns in my nightstand because a Cop won't fit)
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