Posted on 08/26/2008 6:21:33 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
It wasn't supposed to be this way. Right now, William Rivers Pitt should be the life of the party at the Democrat convention in Denver. At least in his own mind. Yes, the William Rivers Pitt of his fervid imagination should now be holding court in Denver. Awestruck Democrats approaching his table at an expensive restaurant and shyly asking for his autograph. Prominent politicians walking up to the seated Pitt and whispering insider jokes into his ear as Pitt nods approvingly. Newscasters surrounding him asking for his views on the various speeches. Probably even sitting in on a panel of MSNBCers giving his play by play of the events unfolding on the convention floor. But it was not to be. Instead his May 12, 2006 Karl Rove indictment scoop backfired on him bigtime relegating him to the permanent status of an insignificant pariah whose time is spent shuttling drunkenly between his Boston tenement to Bukowski's. Even his own posts in DUmmieland reflects his downfall. In contrast to the faux insider info (which was invariably wrong) that he used to post regularly in DUmmieland, he now rarely posts. And when he does it is usually just copies of articles he's read. So now that the Democrat convention has started, Pitt's aspirations for what could have been have been stirred and he is now posting with greater frequency. Of course, his posts are still pretty much meaningless but their frequency on the subject of the convention gives a clue to his yearnings. In 2004 he actually was at the Democrat convention. This year, Mr. Nobody is posting from the frontlines of his gloomy Boston tenement. One of his posts takes the "brave" stand of (gasp!) praising Michelle Obama's speech last night as you can see in his THREAD titled, "Michelle. Obama. Is. MAGNIFICENT." Yeah. And. Pied. Piper. Pitt. Is. Insignificant. So let us now watch the Pied Piper Pitt shout out his agony about his obscurity in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, giving a shoutout to the Lib half of infamous team of Leopold & Lib, is in the [brackets]:
Michelle. Obama. Is. MAGNIFICENT.
[Pied. Piper. Pitt. Is. Insignificant.]
Blowing the doors right off the joint.
[Posted Pitt blowing his lunch on the doors of Bukowski's.]
This is a shining moment, and I can hardly believe I am actually seeing it with my own two eyes.
[Seeing it on the tube in a dingy Boston tenement, NOT live like you would be in the Alternate Universe where Karl Rove was indicted and Pitt would be a famous party player. Now on to the other DUmmies...]
She could be pres too
[And em-press too]
Indeed.
[Replied Pied Piper Pitt.]
what a concept...human beings back in the white house
[What a concept...Pied Piper Pitt posting while sober.]
We're not dreaming. This is real. This IS the mountain top. Let us be represented by those like us. She is real. Damn. Please let this be.
[Meanwhile Pitt is praying, "Damn. Please let my wasted life just be a bad dream."]
I am SO pleased she is acknowledging those who came before us... those who helped paved the way. Tied in with the message of hope for the future. Intelligent, passionate, genuine... damn.
[For the first time in my life, I'm proud to be a drunken Bostonian.]
She's a better speaker than he is. Wow! Sorry Barack. But the lady's good.
[Maybe she is the one who should have been at the Saddleback forum.]
She's hit a grand Slam! Amazing Speech. Pelosi - TAKE NOTES!
[Yeah, Pelosi sounded like she was just listing talking points read off the teleprompter.]
KO says case closed
[That's when KO declared himself to sound "borderline sycophantic."]
Are you there?
[Asked a DUmmie of the Pittster.]
Nope Sitting this one out. Thank God.
[Pitt answered like he had a choice.]
To experience this moment- to live in this time, seems almost like a gift not a curse. What an opportunity America is being given.
[Give me your address so I'll know where to send your Guy Fawkes costume in a couple of months.]
In hindsight, not at all surprised. But I'd never had the pleasure of hearing her speak under any circumstances, never mind a high-wire act like the one she pulled off tonight. She shoots. She scores.
[Pitt shoots. In foot.]
I think she connected with America tonight. When she finished I had to find a quiet place to let it sink in. She moved me to tears and Tom Brokaw had the gall to call it "well crafted". It was absolutely beautiful and we've had damn little beautiful for the last seven plus years.
[Damn that Tom Brokaw for not dropping to his knees and crying in ecstasy at the sound of Michelle's voice.]
I told my wife that I am now unexpectedly excited to see even just the style-change that the Obama's will bring to the White House. I am so used to flat, life-less First Ladies. And gray, featureless presidents (who, none the less, do great harm).
[Elect the Obamas because they have better fashion sense. Well, folks, it's going to be interesting to see if there will be more Pitt posts secretly yearning for a future that never was.]
RACIST!
wow. what an endorsement.
Throw the bra strap under the bust!
And the Messiah is your Sisyphus.
The hope of their FUTURE is a NIGHTMARE in my FUTURE!! I don't NEED the government to better my life!
what a concept...human beings back in the white house
For the last 8 years, we had a HUMAN in the WHITE HOUSE, who didn't have any mysterious killings (Vince Foster or Ron Brown) or DIDN'T rape interns. I guess your version of 'HUMAN' is different then mine - and MOST AMERICANS!!
We're not dreaming. This is real. This IS the mountain top. Let us be represented by those like us. She is real. Damn. Please let this be.
You are having a wet dream, DUmmy Poster. If Michelle is the mountaintop - the Mountain must be a molehill! michelle is not real, she is B. Hussien Obama's blow up doll!! After Hussien Obama loses in November, you can have the blow up doll. ;-)
I told my wife that I am now unexpectedly excited to see even just the style-change that the Obama's will bring to the White House. I am so used to flat, life-less First Ladies. And gray, featureless presidents (who, none the less, do great harm).
Hey, DUmmy Poster, I'm surprised you have a wife! Jeez, is 'HE' as big of a LOSER as you?
The style change will bring the following to the White House: islamic architecture and interiors.
Flat as in Hillary? And a President who harms INTERNS? Nice... but not my PRESIDENT or my AMERICA!!
Oh. No. Not. This. Tired. Old. Literary. Device. Again.
Hard for me to believe too. Usually you have to close one eye to stop the double vision.
It's the DT's!
No, she was not impressive. I tried to watch. Planned my evening so I could watch. Friends dropped in and we all tried to watch but just couldn’t make it through. Within a minute and a half the comment was made, “It’s over. Looks like McCain in a landslide.”
It was pathetic last night, when the Bostonian Drunkard started a whole new bonfire on Skins’s island at 9:23 p.m. Boston time (8:23 p.m. central time, 7:23 p.m. mountain time), in perhaps the shortest post the Bostonian Drunkard’s ever made.
He wanted to know what time what’s-her-name was speaking.
To make it worse, it looked as if he was honestly bewildered or ignorant, and not playing a game with the primitives, as he sometimes does.
The query had all the appearances of someone just waking up, or coming out of a daze, or emerging from a hangover.
It was just really pathetic.
Is that you, Bill Clinton?
Michelle, tell us why you let your little girls hear all that racial hate from the Rev Wright.
Michelle, tell us about when Barack was an “organizer” for a radical Black hate group called ACORN.
Michelle, tell us about the sweetheart deals you got on your house.
Michelle, you went to college and law school and now live in the lap of luxury, thanks to scholarships provided by White America. Why is your husband's self-serving candidacy the only thing you are proud of in America? Michelle, tell us about Baracks love affair with the man and woman who's only regret that they didn't kill more Americans in their radical bombs.
Michelle, you are a lawyer, but try hard anyway. Tell us the WHOLE truth,
She brought them with her. Case closed.
"Reminds me of that Steven Wright joke: "I came home one day and found that all my stuff had been stolen ----- and replaced with exact duplicates!'"
Now that's funny!
Last I saw them, most primitives think she's nuts, but that was last night, and the numbers might have changed since then.
Actually, a primitive should start a poll asking if the Kansas school teacher is nuts--if anyone needs copious doses of Lydia Pinkham's Special Vegetable Compound for Female Complaints, it's the Kansas school teacher.
No more so than they. Or if so, then by minor degrees only. I suspect had one of them encountered the say situation, they'd have acted the same hysterical way. But this just gives them a chance to vocal obscenities against one who jumped the shark awhile back.
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