Posted on 08/22/2008 5:22:34 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
Don't worry, Barack. Hillary has absolutely no intention of pulling Lucy's football away from you during the Democrat convention next week. So it is absolutely safe for you to go ahead and kick that football in the form of allowing Hillary's name to be placed into nomination during the roll call vote. Most DUmmies, although irked that Hillary is still striving for attention, seem to have no fear about Hillary at the convention as you can see in this THREAD titled, "Clinton's creating a 40-member team." Yes, they believe that it is safe for Hillary to bring a political football in the form of a 40-member team to "protect" Barack Obama. Hee! Hee! So let us now watch the DUmmies as Hillary/Lucy holds the football for Obama/Charlie Brown in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, hoping its not racist to compare Obama with Charlie Brown, is in the [barackets]:
Clinton's creating a 40-member team
[The 40-member football team that will "help" Obama at kickoff.]
Hillary Clinton is creating a whip team to make sure convention supporters don't assail Barack Obama during her nomination floor vote, officials say.
[Coach Hillary is just too good to Obama.]
The 40-member team will be charged with blocking any demonstration that might take away from Democratic unity during the Denver convention,...
[Please keep that in mind, Charlie Brown, when you attempt to kick that football. That was from a UPI story but here is what that same story also said that wasn't posted in DUmmieland...]
"Clinton spokeswoman Kathleen Strand emphasized the team would not seek to convince delegates to vote for the former first lady and New York senator. Clinton signs will be handed out on request.:"
[See. You have assurances that Team Clinton will not see to convince delegates to vote for Hillary so it is perfectly safe to kick that football by allowing them into the convention.]
"We have been and are working closely with the Obama campaign to make sure we have an exciting and unified convention," Strand said.
[See. Lucy has told you there is absolutely nothing to worry about. Go ahead and kick that football. Kick it!]
When will she finally do something that demonstrates she supports Obama??
[She already promised not to pull the football away.]
snake in the grass
[Lucy on the grass.]
She is just simply evil, even worse than Bush, Hitler, the Borg, and Satan all rolled into one. Of all the politicians who have ever run for office in the history of the U.S. there was and is nobody half as bad, as calculating, as unlikeable, as conniving, as cold, as heartless, as treasonous, as shrill, as vain, as selfish, as whiny, as non-fashion conscious, as two-faced, as self-promoting, as power hungry, as backstabbing, as untrustworthy, as racist, as right-wing, as untruthful, as vile, as murderous, as insane, and as dangerous as Hillary Rodham Clinton.
[So what is it that you don't like about Hillary? Don't hold back.]
We all know that she has two plans: either sabotage Obama's chances this year opening the door for her in 2012 or get elected VP and then do to Obama what she did to Vince Foster. It must be true; I heard it on the Randi Rhodes Show.
[I absolutely assure you that Lucy/Hillary won't pull the football away.]
this simply is not good enough. It's a ruse. She's gonna steal the nom!
[How many times does Lucy/Hillary have to assure you that she WON'T pull that football away?]
Charged With Blocking Any Demonstration That Might Take Away From Democratic Unity...... sounds ominous to me. Blocking?
[That's all the Clinton team will be doing at the convention. Just helping Obama. GASP! You...you don't mean blocking the Obama nomination? How can you be so cynical? Hee! Hee!]
So now someone will see this as a plot to steal the convention.
[Absolutely not. We already have assurances the football won't be pulled away.]
Good for her! Hopefully, that should shut up some of the anti-Hillary zealots.
[I BEEEEELEEEEEVE!!! I BEEEEEELEEEEEVE that Hillary won't pull Lucy's football away!]
Yay for Hillary! This is why I feel so badly for Hillary because she's doing her best but it's so hard to rehabilitate her image now and it's not really her fault anymore. Yes, the primaries were really awful and at one point, I felt like I couldn't forgive her but now, it's kinda obvious that it wasn't her but the MSM. It just kinda sucks that she had to take this precaution in the first place.
[Yay for Hillary for being so kind as to hold Lucy's football as Obama attempts to kick it.]
True, she did pull a lot of BS but she's finally gotten back to reality. It just sucks that she can't pull a lot of her supporters back down to earth.
[And she promised not to pull Lucy's football away from the earth.]
You have to give her full respect as great team player and supporter of a 08 victory.
[That's why we are allowing Team Clinton to hold Lucy's football.]
This will be a great and historic Convention!
[The attempted kicking of Lucy's football will be quite historic!]
No misspellings, no profanity, and the use of the word “treasonous” - - no doubt, folks, this is a Lousy Freeper Troll!
Please God! Make Obama choose Biden as his Veep choice! If he does then that means YOURS TRULY will be bringing down not only the Obama campaign but possibly the ENTIRE DEMOCRAT PARTY!!!
Charles knows how it will happen but he has taken the oath of Omerta.
Hey, ol' Plugs is a one-time DUFU endorsee! That's what tips the balance.
The Man Who Stopped Democrat Party,
He Stopped Democrat Party,
He was FUnniest of them all.
BIDEN: HIS TIME!
WEAR THE HAIR!
Bidentine DUFUs:
DUmmie FUnnies 09-26-06 (DUmmies Underwhelmed By Joe Biden's Presidential Candidacy Announcement)
DUmmie FUnnies 02-01-07 (Presidential Campaign of Plugs Biden Dies At Birth)
DUmmie FUnnies 02-24-07 (Tom Vilsack Pays The Price For Refusing To Wear The Bear)
[in which Plugs Biden receives the coveted DUFU endorsement--and the slogan, WEAR THE HAIR!]
DUmmie FUnnies 11-25-07 (DUmmies Start To Plug Plugs Biden)
DUmmie FUnnies 12-17-07 (Joe Biden Puts Foot In Mouth Over Surge)
BIDEN: HIS TIME!
Freeper Joe six pack has already coined the perfect name for the ticket: “Obama bin Biden”.
A sourse tells the The Weekly Standard it’s Biden.
http://www.weeklystandard.com/weblogs/TWSFP/2008/08/its_biden.asp
sourse=source
"If you say, 'Clean and articulate," during this campaign, I swear, you're goin' under the bus!"
This whole thing could be a red herring and Opossum might pick someone from out in left field...
"Yes, there's a little mouse in there! Say 'Hi,' Seymour!"
Biden and Obama can plagiarize each other’s speeches.
There's no worse racist than a New England racist.
LOL!
cute!
It would be a sight to see hill and michelle get down and scrap it out on the floor.
"Whaddya mean I gotta resign as President of 'Hair Plugs for Men'?!"
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