[PJ-Comix]

Did I tell you that I picked up 4 large pizzas yesterday for just 5 bucks at my secret market? Okay, sorry for rubbing it in.

[Paul Heinzman]

One always wants to have lower expectations.

You'll go far in life with that sort of "can do maybe" attitude.

[listenhillary]

Since the pundits think that McCain "won", the expectations for Obama for the actual debates will be VERY LOW which is good. The pundits will expect McCain to do better during the debates which is good for Obama. One always wants to have lower expectations.

[So Obama won by losing?]

The old rope-A-dope trick?

[hsalaw]

That “zero” hand salute at the top of the thread is creepy. It seems vaguely obscene and menacing at the same time.

[DJ MacWoW]

Darn! Are the Dems ever screwed. The guy is a lousy speaker. VERY irritating.

[N. Theknow]

DUmmie FUnnies 08-17-08 (DUmmies And KOmmies Disappointed In Obama Saddleback Performance)

Life can be very difficult when you expect your messiah to turn water into wine and all you get is Kool-Aid.

[Charles Henrickson]

BARACK OBAMA

THE
PERFECT
DRIVEL
Lite

[Charles Henrickson]

[varyouga]

Dear Rats,

P.S.- Check how your guy speaks without a teleprompter next time.

[rdl6989]

So what’s the lefty excuse going to be after the first real debate when Osama gets humiliated again? Uh, umm, well, uh.

[mware]

Actually I think Obama gave away who his VP pick is going to be, lastnight.

When asked who he would take advice from if he was president, after his family he named Sam Nunn.

I am betting a case of tasktycakes that he will pick Nunn.

[KoRn]

"the majority of people were most likely watching the Olympics"

I believe that's some wishful thinking. I haven't watched the Olympics for the past 33 years. I'm 33 years old BTW. :p

[Right_Wing_Madman]

I won't win cool points for this, but McCain is doing excellent so far, better than Obama.

[Kewpie Doll! Kewpie Doll! There is a great big Kewpie Doll heading towards your doorstep for have a brief moment of mental clarity.]

Send this DUmmie the whole Wizard of Oz collection...

[Right_Wing_Madman]

I do, however, think he was fed these questions in advance.

It was a fairly simple operation...

[Right_Wing_Madman]

McCain beat our ass tonight

And this DUmmie wins the "Ben Burch Limited Edition" Kewpie Doll...

[Charles Henrickson]

who in the hell authorised this in the Obama camp?

The new guy, kinda chubby, glasses, balding. . . . Think he said his name was Kurt Grove. . . .

[Charles Henrickson]

I think it was a mistake for Senator Obama to do this forum.

Barry may have to throw HIMSELF under the bus. "That's not the Barack Obama I used to know."

[epow]

He did this forum for a reason and he wouldn't have done it if he didn't think he was going to come out of it without a net gain in votes.

That reminds me of an old saying, but I don't remember all the words. It went something like, "The best laid plans of mice and men -------", and that's all I can remember. Maybe a KOmmie or a DUmmie can fill in the rest if any of them happen to read this thread.

[Tennessee Nana]

Those are greeat

LOL

[Charles Henrickson]

McCain beat our ass tonight. . . .

Like a rented mule.

[Charles Henrickson]

Try not to forget he's only half-white.

Try not to forget he's only half-American.