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DUmmie FUnnies 08-12-08 ("Wise Up and Rise Up – or Kiss It All Goodbye")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | August 12, 2008 | KOmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 08/12/2008 4:41:19 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

"It's bad enough that we face the end of America, sadly, we also face the end of humanity." So warns KOmmie One Pissed Off Liberal in this ominous THREAD, "Wise Up and Rise Up – or Kiss It All Goodbye". To say this diary struck a chord among the KOmmies would be an understatement--over 600 KOmments in less than 24 hours! So let's see why THE SKY IS FALLING AND WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, wondering what the winning bid on BEARak Obama will be when the eBay auction ends in just a short time (at 18:00:00 PDT), is in the [brackets]:

Wise Up and Rise Up – or Kiss It All Goodbye

[I guess we better WISE UP AND RISE UP--NOW!!]

It's bad enough that we face the end of America, sadly, we also face the end of humanity.

[THE END OF HUMANITY--UNLESS WE RISE UP NOW!!!]

Only over the past 8 years has it become so shockingly obvious just how blatant is the case against the existence of American democracy. It came to a head, in my view, with "Impeachment is off the table."

[One Pissed Off Liberal is off his meds.]

That betrayal was the ultimate selling out of the American people – and this at the hands of the democratic leadership. . . . The American people have been sold down the river by these crooks. . . . Pelosi has made it clear, the American people and the values they hold (such as justice and government of, by and for the people) no longer matter.

[D*MN you, Pelosi!!]

We once had dreams.

[Now we have nightmares.]

Will a President Obama and a solid democratic majority make a difference? Yes – but don’t be surprised if it is far less difference that you may be expecting.

[President Obama will let us down, just like Pelosi, the Clintons, and Edwards.]

My guess is that they will treat us pretty much just as Pelosi has (and just as Obama has with FISA) – with a velvet ‘f*ck you’ delivered with a huge disingenuous smile. . . .

[Acquiesce Velvet®.]

It’s enough to make you wonder if another world is even possible.

[It's not. Give up.]

"What is wrong with us? Where is our passionate intensity?" ~ Naomi Klein

["You're KOmmies. It's in your irrational density." ~ Charles Henrickson]

"We are missing movement power." ~ Naomi Klein

["You are missing marbles." ~ Charles Henrickson]

How is it that we have failed to coalesce our collective outrage into an effective movement?

[You need more roughage.]

We need everyone to be prepared to hit the streets. . . .

[TO THE STREETS! PERSON THE BARRICADES! THE REVOLUTION BEGINS TODAY!!!]

this is about the fate of humankind.

[The fate of personkind DEPENDS ON US!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

America has been stolen from us – and this is NOT a figure of speech.

[The oceans are meeting in the vacated spot!]

We will all lose. Everything.

[Don't get too specific now, One Pissed Off Liberal. Don't say how or why. Don't supply any evidence. Just leave it at, "We will all lose. Everything."

We must get our priorities straight and we must do so in a mighty hurry.

[Hurry! Don't stop to think!]

We must stand up every time we have the chance, for everything that is right and against oppression and injustice. Speak out, rise up - do not sit silently as injustices bloom all around you.

[Speak truth to power!]

But confrontation can be so rude. Yes – but some things (like liberty and the fate of our species) are more important than good manners. . . . There is finally a place for rudeness.

[One could say it is your guys's métier.]

I’ve heard many a good progressive put down Code Pink because they offend their sense of decorum. But people, this is serious. This is no time to be quiet and respectful. . . . Code Pink are noisy, rude and clownish . . .

[Don't forget "ineffective."]

. . . but they get peoples’ attention.

[So does that Naked Cowboy guy. Big deal.]

Kossacks on the march, standing up for America - we need more of this, not less.

[We need . . . A MILLION MOONBAT MARCH!!!]

It’s time we all stand up for what we believe and take every opportunity to speak truth to power. . . .

[Hey, you actually said it! Thanx for validating the stereotype!]

The disgraceful Pelosi ass-kissing festival I witnessed at Netroots Nation alarmed me. . . .

[Mistress Nancy used her Whip and made you obey.]

If kissing the ass of power is what the netroots have come to – it has come to naught.

["Kissing the Ass of Power": KOmmieland's new motto.]

It is time to stand up for America – not sit down or rollover.

[Beg! Play dead!]

Peace out! OPOL

[Wacked-out! OPOL! Now let's sample a FEW of the OVER 600 KOmmie KOmments . . .]

The ass kissing at netroots nation was a symptom of a larger problem. People here look up to authority and are looking for a hero.

[Hero Kissimus.]

Your brothers and sisters are scraping out a living, so worn down, so tired, so jaded and fearful of one paycheck from the street, that they don't have one damn minute to spare for 'taking it to the streets' and fighting the good fight, like we did in 1970's. And that, my friends is exactly the way THE MAN planned it to be. . . . Right on OPOL, you got it all in there.

[Right on, right on! We must take it to the streets FOR our brothers and sisters! Don't let THE MAN hold us down!]

Nancy Pelosi should be impeached along with Bush and Cheney.

["Impeached"?? Hah! Try "executed"! To The Hague with the lot of 'em!]

THE MAN has his plan, and his plan is working just fine, thank you very much.

[THE MAN, A PLAN, A CABAL--PARANOIA!]

The PNAC global domination group has been building control for some time.

[THE MAN, A PLAN, A CABAL--PNAC!]

I keep swinging back and forth between hope and despair.

[Stay with despair.]

Our present candidates are merely promising a nuanced variation on the same failed theme. The Democrats were given a mandate in 2006 to bring about some real changes but many, including the leadership (e.g. Pelosi, Hoyer and Reid) have proven themselves to be not much better better than the neocons.

[Nuancy Pelosi.]

It was just as upsetting to see Larry King throw softball questions at her. He even asked her a few questions about John Edwards. . . .

[Don't tell me Edwards had an affair with PELOSI?!]

Hopefully we will have more room to organize after Obama wins. The way I see it is: let's elect him, and then let's push and protest him.

[IMPEACH OBAMA NOW!]

F*ck being nice and respectful. . . . No more Mr. Nice Guy.

[Let's alienate EVERYBODY!]

The problem with your message is that almost nobody wants to hear it. It's uncomfortable, unpleasant, scary even. The reality is that as long as people can retreat to their homes, pop open a cold one, grab the remote for some propaganda, we won't have the massive numbers needed to effect change. People by and large have grown lazy, disengaged and self-f*cking-absorbed, and couldn't f*cking care less as long as their little corner of the world isn't flooded, burning, under attack etc.

[So if we're not under attack . . . and we have a home we can retreat to . . . and we have the time and the money and the freedom to pop open a cold one . . . tell me again, WHY should we be rushing to the street to start a revolution??]

Maybe i'm in the wrong mood, but i just don't get this. Rise up? Like, with shotguns and stuff? The coming police state?

[LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!]

I can't get past the disconnect of metaphorically kicking ass through civil disobedience.

[It's just a metaphorical kicking ass. No real asses will be hurt during the filming of this kicking.]

I am secure in my job (for now), have health insurance (for now), my house is worth far more than I paid for it 15 years ago (for now). I just got wireless internet and expanded cable (to get more of the propaganda).

[THE MAN is keeping you down!]

They know what drives the primitive portions of our brains.. seek salt.. seek sugar.. seek fat...

[Seek professional help.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: 110th; angryleft; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; kommies; pelosi; sillydems
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To: Charles Henrickson
Wise Up and Rise Up – or Kiss It All Goodbye

Careful, that could get you kicked out of your parents' house.

21 posted on 08/12/2008 5:12:06 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Let's break out the booze and have a ball if that's all...there is.)
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To: eastforker

48 minutes. I predict this bear will go over $2500, probably closer to 3500.


22 posted on 08/12/2008 5:12:52 PM PDT by eastforker (Get-R-Done and then Bring-Em- Home)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Thank you for taking the time to research(like diving in an outhouse)and post these gems...I used to play with the DUmmies, but, the wear and tear on the brain trying to figure out their brand of reality just got to be so draining that I decided to let others play their for awhile...I still indulge in baiting the moonbats face to face weekly and have found that that seems to be enough for me.


23 posted on 08/12/2008 5:13:14 PM PDT by crazyhorse691 (With McCain around we can proudly proclaim, WE ARE SO SCREWED)
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To: Jemian

Click the red ebay auction in the body of the article.


24 posted on 08/12/2008 5:13:51 PM PDT by eastforker (Get-R-Done and then Bring-Em- Home)
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To: LUV W
Hi Luv W
Bearak is up to $1226 on ebay. LOL The liberals are using their stimulus checks now. ;)
25 posted on 08/12/2008 5:17:34 PM PDT by GodBlessUSA (US Troops, Past, Present and Future, God Bless You and Thank You! Prayers said for our Heroes!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Naomi Klein is a nut. Jonathan Chait rips her stupid book here.
26 posted on 08/12/2008 5:17:57 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: eastforker

What do ya think Y’all, should somebody from FR buy this thing for investment purposes??


27 posted on 08/12/2008 5:18:06 PM PDT by eastforker (Get-R-Done and then Bring-Em- Home)
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To: Charles Henrickson
"What is wrong with us? Where is our passionate intensity?" ~ Naomi Klein

Here I always thought Naomi was a hack, like Will Pitt. I want to read more.

28 posted on 08/12/2008 5:18:08 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Let's break out the booze and have a ball if that's all...there is.)
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To: GodBlessUSA

$1276


29 posted on 08/12/2008 5:18:57 PM PDT by eastforker (Get-R-Done and then Bring-Em- Home)
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To: Charles Henrickson
"We are missing movement power." ~ Naomi Klein

Thanks. That confirms it; Naomi is a hack like Will Pitt.

30 posted on 08/12/2008 5:19:35 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Let's break out the booze and have a ball if that's all...there is.)
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To: eastforker

Thanks. I got to the good stuff of the article and completely skipped the preamble. Silly me.


31 posted on 08/12/2008 5:20:29 PM PDT by Jemian (Politics is just choking good sense.)
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To: eastforker

I paid $2.00 for these and they sold on ebay for $736.00http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t125/eastforker/CUFFLI1_edited.jpg


32 posted on 08/12/2008 5:25:56 PM PDT by eastforker (Get-R-Done and then Bring-Em- Home)
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To: eastforker

Well, I don’t have the cash to spare, but it’s a shame I didn’t get my goat-herder playset (complete with Obama grandpa and his three wives) ready for sale in Denver. I bet I could have made a fortune.


33 posted on 08/12/2008 5:28:54 PM PDT by Miss Marple
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To: eastforker
Up to $1276

WARE THE BEAR!

32 minutes. . . .

34 posted on 08/12/2008 5:28:58 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (WARE THE BEAR!)
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To: The KG9 Kid

The best part is the giant ears!


35 posted on 08/12/2008 5:30:35 PM PDT by Phantom Lord (Fall on to your knees for the Phantom Lord)
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To: Dutch Boy
It certainly sounds more like some sort of fumes. :)

Actually, it sounds like irrational 5 year olds.

Have you ever seen this? The guy nails it.

Heritage Foundation-Evan Sayet-You Tube

36 posted on 08/12/2008 5:30:37 PM PDT by DJ MacWoW ("Make yourself sheep, and the wolves will eat you" Benjamin Franklin)
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To: Miss Marple

So far there are 8 bids and 4 bidders, somebody is gonna sharp shoot this one in the last few seconds, HMMM, should I or shouldn’t I???


37 posted on 08/12/2008 5:31:12 PM PDT by eastforker (Get-R-Done and then Bring-Em- Home)
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To: Jemian
Is there a link for the bidding on that bear?

Click where I've got "eBay auction" in my opening paragraph at the top of this page.

38 posted on 08/12/2008 5:31:19 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (WARE THE BEAR!)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Entertaining commentary, thanks.


39 posted on 08/12/2008 5:32:14 PM PDT by snippy_about_it (The FReeper Foxhole. America's history, America's soul.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
"We are missing movement power." ~ Naomi Klein

There are OTC cures for that...


40 posted on 08/12/2008 5:32:40 PM PDT by COBOL2Java ("It's not my fault if McCain loses - it's his own damn fault!" - Mark Levin)
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