Posted on 08/04/2008 6:15:27 PM PDT by Fox_Mulder77
DNC protesters are planning on signing a "Doo Doo Accord" today in advance of the city council meeting tonight where the plan on demonstrating. Rocky Mountain News reported:
Representatives of three groups planning protests during the Democratic National Convention will be signing what they're calling a "Doo Doo Accord" in advance of a City Council meeting where an ordinance that would ban protesters from carrying certain items, such as buckets of feces, is up for final consideration.
The groups — Unconventional Denver, Re-create 68 Alliance and the Alliance for Real Democracy — are calling the accord a "Non-Pooliferation Treaty."
"We're hoping this puts everything poo-related behind us so that we can focus on the real issue, which is the fact that the Democrats are part of a crappy system oppresses and coerces communities into a capitalist economy and undemocratic government," Ben Yager, a member of Unconventional Denver, a group of self-described anarchists, said in a statement.
After they sign the accord, the groups said they will attend tonight's council meeting and "offer the city the opportunity to sign on so that all sides are in agreement and can move beyond the constipating public discourse on feces and urine."
(Excerpt) Read more at gatewaypundit.blogspot.com ...
At first read I saw Poofliferation. Transgender et al.
that takes care of outside the convention, now can we get an agreement for INSIDE the convention
If they aren’t going to take the typical sh1t from democrats, they will not be able to have enough people to have a convention.
When did we lose all common sense in this country?
is this a joke?
How fitting, indeed.
Are there any GROWN-UPS in the democratic party?
You couldn’t make up that headline! ROFLOL! Oh yes I believe because this one person signed that all will obey!*wink*wink*
My first response is, “Who do I root for?”
Upon reflection, I wonder if our society has debased itself to the point where the courts will debate the constitutional right to carry a pail of poop.
Too bad the 2d Amendment will never receive the recognition of the first. I’d much rather pack a Taurus than a turd! A Colt rather than crap! A Detonics and not doo-doo! You get the idea.
Two and a half more weeks until the convention in Denver. I fear it will be a letdown after all this noise from the Proletariat...
I think they’ll prove to be a nutless shadow of their communist forefathers.
I remember when the Ohio National Guard defeated the demonstrators 3 - 0.
Considering there have been reports that feces and urine have already been stockpiled for this event, someone is going to have the uncomfortable and costly task of “disposal”.
Of course, when you have conflicting anarchist groups, can you really hold them all accountable to a pledge signed by some of them?
Especially if you get an excremental mix of that wet cocktail right between the eyes.
It’ll probably be as effective as the $10,000 the financers of the original Woodstock concert paid in extortion to Abby Hoffman and the Black Panthers to “not” distrupt their festival.
Abby Hoffman rushed the stage during the Who performance, attempted to steal the filmmakers’ rented camera gear, and someone was behind the burning of the capitalist pig’s hamburger stand.
If they have any brains and decide to go through with this, one has to question how many water guns were already purchased for this if any.
Trying to figure that one out,if you get it before I do,put me on your Ping List.And I’m serious.
;-)
How does one reach an agreement with anarchists? Doesn’t their philosophy require them to reject agreements?
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