Posted on 07/25/2008 10:04:24 AM PDT by WrightOnTarget
Ever since the National Enquirer reported on John Edwards' allegedly visiting a hotel to see his mistress and "love child," it's been inevitable: The John Edwards/Rielle Hunter jokes are starting to flow, and Jim Treacher has just a few.
As it's difficult for me to avoid jumping on a trend bandwagon, I took the liberty of writing a couple of my own:
--“Why did doctors at the hospital where the baby was delivered first suspect that John Edwards was the child's father? Whenever an ambulance pulled up to the emergency room, the baby got an erection."
--“What was the biggest challenge in planning the baby shower? Trying to figure out how to keep the National Enquirer away from Pink Sapphire."
--“What's the definition of 'futile'? Elizabeth Edwards trying to balance the checkbook."
By the way, somebody get the Enquirer editors on the phone, because I've managed to obtain an exclusive photo of the Edwards/Hunter baby. I think this picture could be worth something:
Well, at least he’s not gay.
I feel sorry for his wife and kids....I have a feeling she has put with this for many years but it is harder when it becomes public...... I would say she needs to dump his a$$ but divorcing a lawyer especially one like him requires a lot strength and energy and she may not have that
I’ve met plenty of gay guys w/ biological kids!
Way to go Hitlery, that should knock Edwards out of the viable running mate spot...anyone else in your way?
Maybe being the wife of a former VP candidate is more appealing than being the ex-wife. People are falling all over Barack Obama...proof positive that many people are very, very stupid.
I doubt any of this is news to Elizabeth, but he wasn’t supposed to get caught. I imagine he may be unwelcome at their 28,000 sq. ft. home now.
I don't feel one bit sorry for Elizabeth. She's a bi+ch!
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