DUmmie FUnnies 07-25-08 (KOmmies Get An Obasmic Thrill Up Their Legs)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | July 25, 2008 | KOmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

The latest edition of NewsBusted is now up. Watch and you will find out about Chris Matthews offering to do a lap dance for Barack Obama.

Oh, and I love how it turned out that the Berlin crowd never did chant "USA! USA! USA!" That was just a KOmmie fantasy.

[PJ-Comix]

PING!

[freeplancer]

The gang on MSNBC is now saying that the Pentagon PREVENTED HIM FROM VISITING THE TROOPS. BS

[PJ-Comix]

But there is that “inconvenient” quote from the base that they don’t know why Obama changed his plans.

[DogBarkTree]

the world craves a glorioius emperor. If we give it to them, they will bow to us. Here comes the Sun King.

WTF? They really have no idea what they are up against. This quote is enough to make me puke then lock & load.

[Pinkbell]

Top 10! I just knew the DUmmies would swoon like they did right after the Obamessiah’s race speech.

[Joiseydude]

The gang on MSNBC is now saying that the Pentagon PREVENTED HIM FROM VISITING THE TROOPS. BS

Just like when Obambi claimed that the CIC ordered that military bases in Iraq and Afghanistan only have Fox News on their TVs.

[dirtbiker]

If we don't get this man into the White House...I don't even want to think about the alternative.

[We have a Rubber Room reservation for you.]

In the basement of the nearest Haliburton Walmart/Target detention center.

For the DUmmie/KOmmies, it should feel just like home....

[Amityschild]

I noticed that the American Flags were sparse and sprinkled among those at the very front of the crowd. I wonder if they were props from the campaign like the Obama posters at the Wailing Wall.

[dirtbiker]

The gang on MSNBC is now saying that the Pentagon PREVENTED HIM FROM VISITING THE TROOPS. BS

Agreed!

The Pentagon let this poser visit bases in Iraq and Afghanistan, he would have no problem visiting wounded vets in a hospital....

Barry's poll ratings will fall faster than Wile E. Coyote off of a cliff....

[dirtbiker]

Probably. I didn't see or hear any of this circus sideshow.

Barry is beginning to grate on me like Klintoon did back in the 90's....and still does!

[dirtbiker]

Gotta go. Time to go deliver the mail. I'm filling in for the next 2 weeks for a carrier that was rear-ended on the highway when she stopped at a couple of mailboxes on July 12th.

Pray for her and the rest of us USPS workers.

[Tennessee_Bob]

Obama für Weltführer!

[NeoCaveman]

top 15

[imskylark]

Did we hear the same speech? It was boring and filled with cliches. Even the Germans that were interviewed were not impressed.

[Arrowhead1952]

can somebody please pass me a tissue?

[Is that you, Chris Matthews?]

Just grab a roll of toilet paper and head for the cra***r.

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And Barak's shining like a beacon. That really chokes me up.

[Don't choke too much on your Freudenschade victory champagne.]

You are choking on the stench from your drawers Kommie.

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It sure looked like he was looking left and right and back again, suggesting teleprompter.

[The Obamassiah is wedded to his teleprompter. It delivers unto him the Blessed Message word for word.]

Hey Kommie, listen to the BOWEL Movement without his teleprompter HERE!

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I'll also bet BHO pulls a surprising number of votes from Military and Military Families, McCain's vet status notwithstanding, particularly when they find out about his votes--and non-votes--on GI Bill, Vet Benefits, etc.

[What about when they find out that he shunned the American military hospital in Germany?]

The BOWEL Movement also did this Kommie. GI in Afghanistan says Obama walked by and ignored them

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NOW we're ready for debates and town halls! Obama has developed a new gravitas. He's earned respect. As well as the admiration he's had for four years.

[LOL! Yeah, reading recylced Bono material from a teleprompter in Berlin is really going to prepare Obama for the debates which he has been avoiding.]

Hey Kommie, just go back and listen to how the BOWEL Movement speaks without his teleprompter.

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Photos are great, but this diary is misleading. Chants of USA USA did not happen... maybe once. this makes it seem like a flag waving pep rally. That was not the reality of the speech itself, at least from my experience being in the crowd.

[GASP! More cold water being tossed by someone who was actally there.]

Quit raining on our parade. Quit raining on our parade.

[imskylark]

“Pentagon PREVENTED HIM FROM VISITING THE TROOPS. BS”

I heard that the Pentagon told him that he could not take his campaign staff. One of the staff threw a fit and Obama decided if he couldn’t go with his campaign staff, he wouldn’t go.

[nina0113]

Looks like a Lousy Freeper Troll to me. Anybody who was really this crazy wouldn’t have internet access, they’d be at the Happy Home.

[Paul Heinzman]

I wish they would chant "Planet Earth! Planet Earth!" instead. Partly to acknowledge that as Americans, we are but a part of global humanity.

Planetist! As Earthlings, we are but part of an intergalactic humanity. Your comment hurts Uranus.

[Paul Heinzman]

I'm bawling here. OK, so THIS is what it means to be an American.

Crying like a baby is what it means to be an American? Sorry, you lose.