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New York Governor Averts Panic
Give 'n Go ^ | 07/20/2008 | J. Martini

Posted on 07/19/2008 6:30:02 AM PDT by joeystoy

The horrifying images are in. The killer shark that has been terrorizing aquatic adventurers on Long Island has been vanquished. A team of marine rescue specialists, dispatched by Governor David Patterson who declared a state of emergency from Montauk to Lake Champlain, descended upon Zach's Bay and captured the man eater before disaster ensued.

EMS technicians arrived at the scene to treat panic-stricken bathers. Women screamed, children fainted, grown men cried in anguish at the sight of the monster.

Maria, a 37 year old mother from Flushing, was treated for "The Vapors" and expressed the horror experienced by everyone who witnessed the near carnage.

"For the rest of my life, everytime I take a drink of water or step into the shower I'll be haunted by the grisly images of what might have been."

(Excerpt) Read more at give-n-go.blogspot.com ...


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To: joeystoy
Everybody out of the water!!

Cheers!

21 posted on 07/19/2008 8:03:58 AM PDT by grey_whiskers (The opinions are solely those of the author and are subject to change without notice.)
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