Posted on 06/06/2008 9:45:37 PM PDT by writer33
New York—In what could be unprecedented in history, Geraldine Ferraro will be the first woman to lead a march—a march designed to wrestle the Democratic Presidential nomination away from Barack Obama.
The march is being called The Million Madam March, and it’s made up of one million bitter feminists. These angry women are upset that Hillary Clinton may actual concede the race to Barack Obama. They are willing to take whatever measures necessary to insure that Hillary is the Democratic nominee for President of the United States.
According to Ms. Ferraro, a protest will be staged at the National Building Museum in Washington, D.C, on Saturday, June 7, 2008, the kick off their very own feminist version of D-Day. The idea is to move by bus from Washington, D.C. to Denver, CO, where they begin the liberation of the Democratic Party and women everywhere.
“We’re doing this for women all across America,” stated Ferraro. “We’ve long since past suffrage, and women are still treated like second class citizens. The man that hates “whitey” is not going to take it from us. We’ve suffered under the thumb of the white, sexist pig for far longer. We’ve always been separate and unequal. And when we need it most, the Democratic Party has lynched us. So, we’re marching on Denver and the Democratic National Convention.”
“Whoever wins this election in November is going to win because they appeal to women,” said Kim Gandy of the National Organization for Women. “Our voice will be heard in Denver. The Democratic Party will give us our day, or there will be hell to pay at the Pepsi Center.”
“We’re here to fight, we’re feminists and we’re in their face,” fired Bonnie Brown,” a fifty-two year old lawyer from Palm Beach, Florida. “I don’t think the party understands what it’s like when a woman is scorned. We will make them wish they hadn’t been born!”
The Million Madam March begins the first leg of their tour in Washington, D.C. with stops in New York, Chicago, Detroit, Albuquerque, Austin, and Denver.
“Don’t forget to check our schedule for a stop in your location,” noted Ferraro. “We’re pushing this thing to Denver, and the more feminists the merrier. Hillary Clinton will be the nominee when we’re through. Oh, yes. She will be the nominee!”
“I’m bringing my steel-toed boots,” quipped Jenny Shoemakker, a 47-year old bulldozer operator. “I intend to kick some serious butt in Denver.”
Mayor John Hickenlooper smelled revolution in the air, and said that his “police force will be prepared for any eventual actions needed.”
“If Hickenlooper thinks he’s going to stop us, he better wake up and smell what he’s shoveling,” laughed Kim Gandy. “I’ve got more cajones than he does.”
No matter what happens, it appears that Denver is now under siege once again. Whether it be Re-create 68, or a million angry, menopausal feminists, it appears that the Democratic Party is headed for rough seas. Geraldine Ferraro isn’t about to quit and is ready to squeeze Barack Obama’s cajones until he concedes.
Satire ping!
Last chance to get off the list, or perish with the schlock.
Maybe Guliani will join them in drag.
Good idea!
:-)
This must be the Bizarro world ... I’m rooting fir Geraldine
It’s definitely a bizarro world.
I think you’ll enjoy this.
Hehehe...thought you might like it.
When will they march to Hawaii?
Democrat marching to wrestle nomination from Obama EQUALS civil rights expression
Anybody else marching to wrestle nomination away from Obama equals R.A.C.I.S.M.
Excellent. That's why I love this forum. It's made up of the finest minds I'll ever know.
Good one, irishtenor. We’d all love to see that.
:-)
Damn, I wish this was real!
Our 18 yr. old will be joining the Air Force this summer.
Hopefully they will train him to respect shampoo and toothpaste. For some reason we could not convey the importance of those items to him.
We respect you for your service, Sir.
I wish it were real too.
First off, thank your son for his service. Thank you for your wonderful comments, and serving was my pleasure. May gave far more than I did. But thank you so much for the kind sentiments. It is appreciated greatly.
Our son is a highly intelligent slacker. I believe the Air Force will get the 'intelligence' part out of him, and get the pride part of him too. Parents are SQUARE. Air Force is COOL. 'Nuf said.
Thank you again for your service, your patriotism, your 'man'ness (which seems to be in short supply these days).
Am I the only one who first read this as Million Madman March?
Yep. But it could be that as well. :-)
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