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DUmmie FUnnies 05-31-08 (Discussion: What Will DUmmies Do IF Obama Loses?)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 31, 2008 | PJ-Comix

Posted on 05/31/2008 7:12:54 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

I started thinking about this a few days ago but have waited until the weekend to post this somewhat offbeat DUFU edition. What I would like to throw out for discussion is the question of exactly WHAT will the DUmmies do if Obama loses in November? Of course, this assumes he is nominated which is still not a completely sure thing. But assuming he is nominated what do you think the reaction from the DUmmies and other leftwingers be if their beloved Obamassiah loses in November? The simple answer is they will implode. However, I am looking for more specific answers. Exactly HOW will they implode? What forms will this take?

After Kerry lost in 2004, the implosion took some interesting forms. One example was when the DUmmies "stood up" in DUmmieland and gave their real names in Drama Queen fashion. This year, I think such a loss will hit them much, much harder. Could an Obama loss spell DOOM for the Democrats as the DUmmies blame Hillary for their loss?

I am interested in hearing your input as to what the reaction will be from the DUmmies and other Leftwing Loons if Obama loses. Your humble correspondent believes that an Obama loss will infect the Left with a POLITICAL RAGE VIRUS.

And to all you pundits, bloggers, and reporters out there...You are free to use the term "Political Rage Virus" as long as you give credit to your humble correspondent here for coining the term. (I googled that term and I am the FIRST to use it.)


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KEYWORDS: barackobama; dummies; ragevirus
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To: rockrr

A lot of them are constructed from other “parts,” I reckon.


61 posted on 05/31/2008 1:30:23 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Out of chaos comes comedy.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I predict that the head DUmmie will close the site so that they may beat chest, tear hair and mourn in private for a few days.


62 posted on 05/31/2008 3:30:36 PM PDT by alarm rider (Peace! through superior fire power....)
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To: PJ-Comix

When Barry loses the DUmmies will blame Diebold, the Rove Weather Machine, The New World Order, Bilderbergers etc. I wish I could find the photo from 2004 in Ohio of the woman crying like a baby and the guy in the prison jumpsuit in the background trying to hide behind a sign.


63 posted on 05/31/2008 6:00:34 PM PDT by rdl6989
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64 posted on 05/31/2008 6:06:18 PM PDT by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives)
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To: franksolich

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,8105.0.html


65 posted on 05/31/2008 6:06:55 PM PDT by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives)
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To: franksolich

BTTT


66 posted on 05/31/2008 9:21:35 PM PDT by Deetes
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To: PJ-Comix

They will rage impotently like they always do. Threaten to riot and bring lawsuits. They will shut down DU till they regain at least a little composure. Not very original but neither are they.


67 posted on 05/31/2008 11:48:43 PM PDT by beckysueb (Jimmy Carter is the skidmark in the panties of American history.))
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To: chesley

I think we all should right now, sign up on DU, make a small contribution, and rack up some posts in the DU lounge so we won’t get shut out when they shut down. Then we can witness the implosion from inside the enemys camp.


68 posted on 05/31/2008 11:55:04 PM PDT by beckysueb (Jimmy Carter is the skidmark in the panties of American history.))
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To: MindBender26

I hope you are right!


69 posted on 05/31/2008 11:58:35 PM PDT by beckysueb (Jimmy Carter is the skidmark in the panties of American history.))
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To: Paul Heinzman

Thanks a lot! Now I have to go scrub my brain with a Brillo pad to wipe away the awful images that conjures up! LOL


70 posted on 06/01/2008 12:06:46 AM PDT by beckysueb (Jimmy Carter is the skidmark in the panties of American history.))
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To: Condor51

I figure radical islam will be pretty bummed out too if Cbamanation loses. They’ll probably protest by lopping off some heads.


71 posted on 06/01/2008 12:10:41 AM PDT by beckysueb (Jimmy Carter is the skidmark in the panties of American history.))
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To: Phantom Lord

Probably but lets do it anyway. :.)


72 posted on 06/01/2008 12:14:23 AM PDT by beckysueb (Jimmy Carter is the skidmark in the panties of American history.))
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To: beckysueb
I've done that, except for the contribution. I had a lot of fun. Check out my profile. But it got to be too much trouble, at least for now.

I now post on prosemiteundercover. A liberal site, but they accept conservatives, as long as “they can behave”. I can, and have been allowed to express my conservative views with no problems, except for one guy who kept threatening to ban me (he's a co-owner), but hasn't pulled it off, so far.

Finally, he gave up on posting to me, as I told him that I would answer his questions only when he stopped the personal attacks and answered mine. But I suspect that he is still stalking me on the Web, trying to find some remark that he can get me banned for.

73 posted on 06/01/2008 1:22:06 PM PDT by chesley
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To: PJ-Comix
We have already seen isolated outbreaks of Political Rage Virus © but it will infect the entire Leftwing population if Obama loses.




Yes gentlemen, it's just as we feared. The very recently discovered PJ-PoRage Virus ©.
Be prepared to notify the CDC as an epidemic is highly probable...

74 posted on 06/03/2008 5:58:31 PM PDT by michigander (When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.)
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