[kingattax]

[dirtboy]

machete video camera

I want one of those. Adds a whole new meaning to the term 'Cut!'

[RightWhale]

This could be dangerous. Many Pacific islands discovered in the past three centuries have disappeared without a trace.

[Rebelbase]

Very cool. Let’s hope WWIV doesn’t erupt to the point everyone forgets he’s there.

[snarks_when_bored]

Man Will Spend 300 Days Alone On Pacific Island

Sponsored by FedEx?

[Saundra Duffy]

Why?

[SF Republican]

King Louis’ last words before getting his head removed was “Has anyone heard from Perouse”. Perouse was a French sailor, there is a bay in Maui which carries his name.

[swatbuznik]

without human interference and without polluting emissions.

But he's human, with his presence there, he already has polluted it./sarc

[TexanToTheCore]

Put me down on that island and come back in a year with some PR guys, bulldozers nad concrete so we can put the finishing touches on my new Casino name VOLCANO!

[Moose4]

This guy makes “Survivorman” look pretty weak.

“Seven days in Labrador with a dogsled team? Pfft. Watch me do 10 months on a Pacific island with nothing but a volleyball, a machete, and a video camera! Oh, and a laptop with satellite connection to surf for pr0n...but we’ll keep that out of the video...”

}:-)4

[ClearCase_guy]

the life of a man returning to the sources

They already made that movie! Three times!

[Nervous Tick]

>> survive alone on an island ... without polluting emissions

No sh!t!

[RegulatorCountry]

Xavier’s only luggage will be a Swiss army knife, machete video camera and a solar panel for charging the camera.

Better include some means of communication, shortwave radio or satellite phone, unless he doesn't really care if he gets injured or sick and dies. That looks like an active volcano, too, so that's another reason to be concerned.

[Anitius Severinus Boethius]

Xavier will survive alone on an island without human interference and without polluting emissions.

So no fire?

That seems odd.

I think he will come to realize that "survival living" isn't as easy as one might think.

[Joe 6-pack]

I think he'd have a better chance in the Arizona biosphere...

[Hegemony Cricket]

Ping - keep an eye out for this guy, eh?

[americanophile]

"He will find timber to build a shelter, feed on the rudimentary fishing, plants and the harvesting of rainwater to survive."

Such rapaciousness! Deforestation, rape of the fisheries, interference with the hydrosphere...

[BibChr]

Does Not Play Well With Others.

[mikrofon]

Why not just air-drop him among these people?

[ZGuy]

The end of the film is set for him to look into the camera and say “You can learn more about scurvy and rickets at your local library.”

[WayneS]

“...without polluting emissions”

So then, he won’t be defectating at all for 10 months?

He’ll be pretty backed up by the time he leaves the island, won’t he?

I know I wouldn’t want to sit next to him on the flight home.