DUmmie FUnnies 05-27-08 (DUmmie Spins "Recount" Fiction)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 27, 2008 | DUmmie Lorien, DUmmies, and PJ-Comix

[Right_Wing_Madman]

VIDEO -- next time, we need cameras at every polling place Whenever something like this happens, it needs to be taped.

Already one step ahead of you...

[PJ-Comix]

Any recommendations as to local Orlando radio talk show hosts to send this info to?

[techcor]

then I should have added at the end... and tell the ones video taping that there will be right-wing operatives pretending to be good liberals out to stop them from video taping. And then have the whole rioting mess arrested for rioting and voter intimidation. Fun will be had by all. Except them of course.

[RogerWilko]

I think someone's trying to stir the pot right here:

Name names! What are the badge numbers? We should spread the word all over the internet and beyond!! This won't die if we don't let it!

Watch... They'll probably get ignored now that they've asked for some concrete evidence!

[PJ-Comix]

Welcome aboard, PINGEE #1015.

[PJ-Comix]

I love this DUmmie post on the thread made about a half hour ago:

If the nazi is still on the force he needs to be removed NOW

That's right my little DUmmies. Go ahead and investigate this supposed incident. Why, DUmmie Lorien wouldn't lie to you, would he?

[Deetes]

Take ‘em down PJ !!!

[par4]

The next think you know, DUmmie Lorien will come down with a disease only treatable at Johns Hopkins and need cash to survive so that he can get this story out.

It could happen.....

[PJ-Comix]

I need suggestions on who else to contact in the Orlando area media. Any local radio talk show hosts there worth sending this info to?

[HangThemHigh]

"The next think you know, DUmmie Lorien will come down with a disease only treatable at Johns Hopkins and need cash to survive so that he can get this story out.

It could happen...."

In June, no doubt.

[unixfox]

These people just wear me out.

[X-FID]

Of course, this is assuming the cop even exists which is a mighty big assumption.]

I was hoping for a happy ending you know :(

[franksolich]

Remember that one woman professor from Arizona, or Oregon, a few years ago, who was batmanure crazy and posted all sorts of extravagant claims and accusations?

You did a DUmmie FUnnies about her one time.

I think this is another one of them.

[franksolich]

DUmmie ALERT!

DUmmie ALERT!

DUmmie ALERT!



LORIEN PRIMITIVE BEING CHECKED OUT!

ALLEGATIONS OF COP INSULTING VOTERS!

IN FLORIDA IN 2000!

APPEARS TO BE ANOTHER MAD PROFESSOR!

MAKES UP STORIES!

HAS TOLD A LOT OF STORIES!

Google SEARCH REVEALS MUCH PROMISING LITERARY FICTION!

ALSO!



TomInTib PRIMITIVE STILL LYING!

THE SECOND MOST DECORATED MAN IN NAVAL HISTORY!

THE NAVY SEAL WHO TRAINED THE GREEN BERETS!

JOINED NAVY AT THE AGE OF 14 YEARS!

SPENT TIME IN SOLITARY CONFINEMENT!

IN A MARINE BRIG!

DROVE JAILERS NUTS!

link to mad professor story on next comment; link to the latest from the TomInTib primitive on comment after that, beginning page 10.

[franksolich]

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,7876.0.html

[franksolich]

http://www.conservativecave.com/index.php/topic,7191.135.html

[Paul Heinzman]

Okay, everybody, I don't know about you but I am really getting sick and tired of all the wild charges over the years of voter supression supposedly performed by the EVIL Republicans.

Yes, I am too. What makes this stand out in particular, in my mind, is that DUmmie Lorien, a member of Skin's Island since 2002, seems to be telling this story for the first time.

This is based solely on the content of his or her OP; my DU sockpuppet has no star next to it, so I have none of the advanced search features of donating members. (The only way I'd ever have a star is if a DUmmie bought me one; I'd pay money to see the Sex and the City movie before I'd send it to Skinner.)

So, if this is the first time DUmmie Lorien has told this tall tale 'round the lagoon of Skin's Island by firelight in GD-P, why would s/he have waited 6 years (since becoming a member) to tell it?

[Paul Heinzman]

RECOUNT: My own Florida election day 2000 nightmare

PJ, there's DUmmie Lorien's defense when exposed as a fraud; "It was just a dream--I said that from the beginning."

[Paul Heinzman]

"We won't be focusing on the Presidency here because we can't win it. We'll work for our local candidates instead".

The worm has turned. This sounds like a good strategy for conservatives this year.

[Paul Heinzman]

Once voters started arriving the cop started intimidating them-especially the elderly and women. "What ya gonna do when your boy loses, huh? Ya gonna CRY when your boy loses"? he sneered in their faces.

Like so much of the DUmmie "reality" which comes from fictional movies like V for Vendetta, Recount, Fahrenheit 911 and An Inconvenient Truth, I suspect that the DUmmies are picturing the gigantic cop who killed Radio Raheem in Do the Right Thing in this scene from their alternate reality.

These people get their news from "The Daily Show" after all.