Posted on 05/26/2008 12:23:28 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson
It is now official: The DUmmies hate Hillary more than anyone else on earth--more than Bush, more than Cheney or Rove, more than Bill Belicheat and the New England Patriots. In fact, they may hate Hillary more than anyone in the history of all known universes. The DUmmies are in high DUdgeon--indeed, DUmmieland has broken out into full-blown HDS (Hillary Derangement Syndrome)--over her recent rationale for staying in the race: "Bobby Kennedy was assassinated in June." WELL, you would think Hillary herself was about to hire Bosnian snipers to take out Barry on the tarmac! Witness this monster THREAD,"HILLARY RAISES ASSASSINATION ISSUE." So now let us FEEL THE LOVE for Mrs. Clinton--a leading fellow DEMOCRAT, mind you! The DUmmies' verbal hearts and flowers are in Bolshevik/Valentine Red, while the humble commentary of your guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson--wondering whatever happened to PJ pal Ken Norton's prediction that Hillary would drop out on May 7--is in the [brackets]:
HILLARY RAISES ASSASSINATION ISSUE . . . Hillary Clinton today brought up the assassination of Sen. Robert Kennedy while defending her decision to stay in the race against Barack Obama. "My husband did not wrap up the nomination in 1992 until he won the California primary somewhere in the middle of June, right? We all remember Bobby Kennedy was assassinated in June. . . ."
[Accidents happen. Hey Barry, you know, Hillary and Huckabee both know a lot of people in Arkansas. Better skip that one on your tour of the 57 or 58 states.]
"People have been trying to push me out of this ever since Iowa."
[This is when push comes to shove.]
Pathetic. . . .
[Oh, come on, you can do better than that! How about "Psychopathic" or "Sociopathic"? Throw in an "F" word or two.]
What the f*ck are you talking about? She is making the point that many candidates continued to campaign into June.
[Here's an "F" word, but it's from someone rushing to Hillary's defense! Good luck with that! Get ready for the firestorm about to sweep over you, DUmmie ann_american2004. But first we'll let you recite your little poem. . . .]
Let the man stand on his own
not under the rubble of the vicious purpose of his flock!
Don't soil his good name
by calling out false blame
on a hero from our past
who did much for the party and passion
Of a needy generation!
We let Chappaquiddick go
Yet call Hill a ho
Which is your party?
I dunno.
But Obama does!
He knows right from wrong
It is his creed, his passion his song.
Emulate the Man!
Man!
I know you can!
Man!
["We let Chappaquiddick go": Yeah, that'll get the DUmmies to settle down! Ha!]
I honestly don't think she meant anything untoward but it does highlight the fact that she has a serious case of FOOT-IN-MOUTH DISEASE.
[In this case it's more like FOOT-IN-ESOPHAGUS DISEASE. Which produces the following reaction of HILLARY DERANGEMENT SYNDROME. . . .]
She is such a swine. Teddy is facing his mortality and she is using his dead brother for political advantage. GO AWAY!!!!!!!
[Hillary as PIAPS, Pig In A Pantsuit.]
Hillary is now a train wreck.
[She has a loco motive.]
Everyone could die and I still wouldn't vote for HRC --- !!!
[ABHRC!!!]
You are way the hell out of line with that half-assed excuse for a rap.
[DUmmie Ken Burch blasts DUmmie ann_american2004 for her "We let Chappaquiddick go Yet call Hill a ho" poem.]
Ken Burch Hah! You're funny. You make me laugh. I'm positively gurgling! . . . hahahahahahahahahahahahaha I think I peed myself. You owe me new underpants. . . .
[Democratic Underpants.]
You owe me new underpants. The granny kind.
[Ken will get them from his brother, benburch.]
Totally pathetic, Hillary. . . . This TOTALLY DOES IT for this former supporter. You are toast.
[Totally.]
She is not safe to be let loose. . . .
[Hillary's got a stalker profile. Barry will have to get a restraining order.]
Well then join the rest of the lynch mob here. . . .
[Grab the torches and pitchforks!]
I havent had anything to do with these Hillary witch burnings or Obama orgies on DU until today. I just can't stand to be silent anymore. It seems DU has become short for "duh".
[It's short for "DUmmies in high DUdgeon."]
I just cannot understand how anyone could still support that nut. She is beyond scary!
["Oooooh! VERY scary!" < /countfloyd>]
I will not support HRC under any circumstances. If she figures out a way to slime her way into the nomination, I'll write in Gore.
[SAVE us, Algore, SAVE us!!!]
She is sick in the head.
[Hillary has a malignant brain.]
It's still so beyond the pale that don't chalk it up to verbal stumbling, plus it's been repeated. I agree with those who've posted Freudian slip, as you said, very revealing.
[Hillary's Freudian slip is showing.]
She's horrid. I am ashamed that she is the first real contender who is female!
[But she's NOT female! She's not even HUMAN!! She's one of those crystal skull creatures from outer space!]
Hillary is a very desperate woman.
[Desperate White Housewife.]
She is demented. . . . How stupid does she think we all are?
[You're Democrats, aren't you?]
I hate to say it But this kind of creative interpretation and the ensuing tempest in a tea cup make me think our party is very dysfunctional.
[You get a Kewpie Doll in a tea cup for that sudden realization!]
Get out the straight-jacket for her - this is outrageous!
[Off to Bellevue with her! She and Dan Rather can share a padded cell.]
I don't know how it can get worse. . . . I guess she could say, "Well, we really don't know what could come out next week on Senator Obama. For all we know he is a serial killer who sodomized young children when he isn't murdering hookers on the boardwalk."
[Be patient. There are still a couple of primaries to go.]
She is OFFICIALLY a f*cked up human piece of trash.
[FEEL the love. . . .]
I just called Gov. Rendell's office about this - she has to be stopped.
[By any means possible?!]
Oh! My! GOD! This woman is wacko!!!!
[Does she need "whacking"?]
What if everyone were killed but her? We'd be sorry we pushed her out early then, wouldn't we?
[Mike Gravel, we hardly knew ye!]
I want the :omfgthisisf*****ckedup: emoticon. It would be an animation of a smiley being sucked down a vortex into hell.
[Democratic Underworld.]
I would prop up a stinking corpse before I turn to her.
[Wellstone '08!]
And to think all those years I had a close friend who kept telling me about the Clinton's and I refused to believe it. . . .
[But now . . . I BELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE!!!!!!!]
Now the only vote I would give Hillary is for her expulsion from the party.
[I'm envisioning the opening of "Branded," where they rip the chevrons off Chuck Connors' uniform and send him out of the fort.]
Why the hell don't we just crown her and get it over with?
["If you want to crown her, then crown her ass! But she is who we thought she was!" < /dennisgreen>]
Is it OK if I call her a b*tch now?
[Nothing's stopped you before.]
If she has to wear pants why can't she wear outfits that are more hip.
[That's the problem--more hip.]
WTF is the problem here with her wearing pantsuits?
[It's wearing the same one five days in a row that's the problem.]
I think the obsession in freeper land is that it makes her look manly, and furthering their twisted logic that shes a butch lesbian. . . . I havent seen a single post calling her gay. . . .
[Not that there's anything wrong with that. . . .]
Too far over the line this time, lady. Better practice baking cookies.
[Don't let Obama eat any of them, though.]
She should be arrested for her statement. . . .
[TO THE HAGUE!]
Somebody please tell Hillary that "June is the new April". . . .
[Hillary is the new Bush.]
another layer of her onion skin got peeled away with her latest stupid remarks. . . .
[It was her State of the Onion address.]
God. You actually went and did it. I now actually hate you for defending her.
[Hate those who don't hate Hillary. . . . It's spreading!]
She is a delusional, pathological liar!
[IOW, a Clinton.]
Hillary/Huckabee '08
[The Hitmen from Hope.]
I bet Michelle is hopping mad.
[Barry's Bitter Half.]
She is truly despicable. I don't excuse her words and actions by saying she is mentally unstable. Rather, she is just plain EVIL!
[Her Heinous.]
How much is the b*tch offering for the job? This is f*cking outrageous. Hillary should be taken into custody.
[OFF WITH HER HEAD!!]
I wish this lying, vicious, despicable, fat assed b*tch would just shut up and go away.
[Feel the love. . . .]
mendacious, lying, corrupt, vile, shameless, inept, egotistical, rude, cunning, arrogant, worthless, POS. . . .
[Love, love, love. . . .]
Stupid, Dumb, Calculating, Idiotic, Tact-less, Pathetic, Shameless, Desperate, beyond-the-pale, egotistical, DESPICABLE. . . .
[The thesauruses are getting a workout. . . .]
If she is the candidate, I guess I'll leave the country. . . .
[Promise?]
There's only one thing to do: Pick Carrot Top as VP
[Chelsea is not old enough yet.]
UNCONSCIONABLE, DESPICABLE, UNFORGIVABLE. . . .
[Back to the thesaurus. . . .]
Blind Ambition Meets Karma; that's gotta be the final nail in her campaign coffin.
[You'll need a spike in the heart for this one.]
SHE IS THE WORST PERSON OF THE CENTURY!!!
[Of ALL centuries!!!]
Well, Hillary Should Stay in the Race. After all, suppose 70 or 80 of the Obama delegates are suddenly hit by a bus, or their cars explode or something accidental like that.
[It could happen.]
She's played the race card, the gender card and now she's playing the assassination card.
[She's not playing with a full deck.]
Well, she just continues to say STUPID. F*CKING. SH*T. ALL. THE. TIME. AND. JUST. CAN'T. SEEM. TO. STOP.
[LEAVE. HILLARY. ALONE.]
Fight, Hillary. Don't let them bully you. We've got your back.
[THE CHAOS CONTINUES!]
I predict she is gone by tomorrow.
[Is that you, Ken Norton?]
You gotta go b*tch ... A little veiled threat there. Yes, you have to stay in the race just in case someone kills Barack Obama. . . . If it does happen, you're next in line b*tch.
[Congratulations! On a whole thread of worthy candidates, you win the Peace, Love & Tolerance Award™ for today!]
Worst. Primary. Season. Ever.
[And it just . . . keeps . . . going! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]
ooops.
It's easy. Let's say you want the word "WORD" to be your hypertext link. Just do it as the following except eliminate the space between < and "a" and "/a> in the following: < a href="http://www.webpage.com">WORD< /a> . Just eliminate those spaces following <
HTML Sandbox covers this.
HTML Sandbox covers this.
Right; I used the Sandbox here a great deal, during Doug's ex-wife's stupid prank three years ago; I learned a whole lot of stuff, and have since used it.
But you might recall that during coverage of that Doug's ex-wife's really stupid prank, I was always having trouble getting the links to come out the way they should. They always came out as text, no link.
This drove me nuts, as it seemed I was always following the instructions of the Sandbox to a tee.
Everything else in the Sandbox worked, and I've obviously continued using that.
Ultimately, near the end of Doug's ex-wife's really stupid prank, I just gave up, and sent links on free-standing comments.
I'll try it again on a new DUmmie ALERT!, to see what happens. This computer's a different one from what I had three years ago; maybe it will work.
But man, it was frustrating, and so one did the best he could do.
I have to split out for a couple of hours but will be posting today's DUFU editon later this morning. I urge EVERYONE here to read this morning's DUFU since there is a chance it will end up in the news. This is HUGE (HUGH)!!!
[It's short for "DUmmies in high DUdgeon."]
I knew there would be a good menu of DUmmie hate about hill's remarks. This stuff just keeps on with Operation Chaos.
[But now . . . I BELIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE!!!!!!!]
All those years of people committing Arkancide by shooting themselves multiple times didn't convince you before?
[Not that there's anything wrong with that. . . .]
This DUmmie may have been ZOTTED a time or two on the Huma/hillary threads. HA!! HA!!
bttt
Wow. Hillary has finally stepped so far beyond the bounds of decency that even the DUmmies can see it.
Yet if it comes down to it, they would vote for her in a heartbeat.
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