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We don't have a kitteh yet, but maybe soon.

1 posted on 05/26/2008 7:25:26 AM PDT by martin_fierro
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2 posted on 05/26/2008 7:26:47 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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A cat’s vet bill will start high and rise at a constant
level to higher!


3 posted on 05/26/2008 7:30:10 AM PDT by Dr. Ursus (( commander of the simian host))
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marking for later review of cute graphics ...


4 posted on 05/26/2008 7:34:57 AM PDT by JustaDumbBlonde ("When the government fears the people there is liberty ... " Thomas Jefferson)
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If you butter a cat's back and drop it, which side will it land on? Or is this perhaps the answer to perpetual motion?
6 posted on 05/26/2008 7:45:28 AM PDT by SampleMan (We are a free and industrious people, socialist nannies do not become us.)
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bump!


7 posted on 05/26/2008 7:46:05 AM PDT by proudmilitarymrs (It's not immigration, it's an invasion!)
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To: martin_fierro; Slings and Arrows; Glenn; republicangel; Bahbah; Beaker; BADROTOFINGER; etabeta; ...
Schroedinger [was|was not] here.


8 posted on 05/26/2008 8:08:30 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows ("Code Pink should guard against creating stereotypes in the Mincing Community." --Titan Magroyne)
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[ Protagoras' Rule of Cat Obedience As a rule, cats aren't obedient. ]

Protagoras' 2nd Rule of Cat Obedience - Cats seek to appear obedient, sometimes..

9 posted on 05/26/2008 8:11:52 AM PDT by hosepipe (CAUTION: This propaganda is laced with hyperbole....)
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The #1 cat rule above & beyond all others:

“Dogs have masters; cats have staff...”


11 posted on 05/26/2008 8:17:40 AM PDT by do not press 2 for spanish
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Petronski’s Cat Affection Conundrum:

If a cat becomes angry with you, he will express this distaste by scratching or biting you....

...yet...

...when a cat loves you, he will show playful affection by scratching or biting you.


12 posted on 05/26/2008 8:26:01 AM PDT by Petronski (Scripture & Tradition must be accepted & honored w/equal sentiments of devotion & reverence. CCC 82)
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Unless they are chasing prey, cats don’t run. They just walkveryveryquickly.


13 posted on 05/26/2008 8:31:48 AM PDT by Grammy (Maxine Waters wants to....sociali.... er ....nationali....er... take over the oil industry.)
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Ping


17 posted on 05/26/2008 8:55:01 AM PDT by TRY ONE (NUKE the unborn gay whales!)
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lolz


18 posted on 05/26/2008 9:14:09 AM PDT by happinesswithoutpeace (You are receiving this broadcast as a dream)
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"Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods.

They never forgot that."

19 posted on 05/26/2008 9:18:44 AM PDT by OB1kNOb ("We like Mr. Obama and we hope he will win the election." - Ahmed Yousef, Hamas PM advisor)
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20 posted on 05/26/2008 9:18:55 AM PDT by martin_fierro (< |:)~)
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Collings' Law of Feline Vomiting
Cheung's Modification to Collings' Law of Feline Vomiting

Uglybiker's Law of Feline Vomiting:
The frequency that a cat vomits on a given surface is directly proportional to the possibility of stepping on it in the middle of the night while trying to find the bathroom.

21 posted on 05/26/2008 9:20:37 AM PDT by uglybiker (I do not suffer from mental illness. I quite enjoy it, actually.)
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Photobucket
23 posted on 05/26/2008 9:23:06 AM PDT by JRios1968 ("If you go over a cliff with all flags flying, you are still going over a cliff"--Ronald Reagan)
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marking for later read


24 posted on 05/26/2008 9:26:15 AM PDT by Abundy
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ROFLMAO That was GREAT! LOL I have a Photo even! antigravity
26 posted on 05/26/2008 9:33:42 AM PDT by Danae (Remember: Obama = Pull out from Iraq. PLAN on voting, or accept responsibility for the consequences.)
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27 posted on 05/26/2008 9:50:40 AM PDT by 21stCenturion ("It's the Judges, Stupid !")
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When a cat is present, no rug may remain in its naturally flat state for long.

In our house, we refer to this as "rug orgami,"n art form at which our two are particurly talented.

28 posted on 05/26/2008 9:55:10 AM PDT by TBP
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