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DUmmie FUnnies 05-19-08 (DUmmies Setting Themselves Up For PAINFUL Obama Loss)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | May 19, 2008 | DUmmie FUnnies

Posted on 05/19/2008 7:11:41 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

It's going to be painful. Very PAINFUL when the beloved Obamassiah LOSES this November. Look at the picture above of Barack Obama in Oregon. The DUmmies are having a major Obamasm over that photo as you can see in this THREAD joyously titled, "75,000 attend Obama rally in Portland!" So many people in the liberal Northwest show up to see Obama so there is NO WAY Obama can lose. Right? (Wright?) Wrong! Obama will LOSE in November despite the fact the Democrats in general will probably gain House and Senate seats. That latter fact will in no way alleviate the PAIN to be felt by the DUmmies. In fact, this Obama loss could lead to the disintegration of the Democrat party as the Obamites blame the loss of the Obamassiah on Hillary Clinton. And most likely they would not be wrong. Hillary will do EVERYTHING behind the scenes to ensure the defeat of Obama so she can be coronated in 2012. The bitter recriminations will be enormous. Bye-Bye Democrat party. But for now the DUmmies are HAPPY! They look at that photo of the Oregon rally and there is now no doubt in their minds that their beloved Obama will be victorious in November. Freudenschade, baby! So let us now watch the DUmmies again celebrate their pre-victory party in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, whose mind is still fixated on a freebie KINDLE, is in the [brackets]:

75,000 attend Obama rally in Portland!

[Freudenscahde, baby! It's all over! Let us now celebrate the accension of the Obamassiah!!!]

75,000! that tells you something!

[It tells me you will have a very PAINFUL experience in November. Thank you, Hillary!]

They had to take the picture from a distance, didn't want to distress the nation by showing so many "bitter" faces all in one place. . .

[I'm going to enjoy closeup shots of bitter DUmmie faces in November.]

Can you imagine what it must have been like for Obama looking out on that sea of mostly white faces cheering him on to finally get rid of the Bush cabal? Oh, the times they are a'changing. Get hip to it, folks.

[I'm imagining what it will be like looking out on a sea of mostly deranged DUmmie faces melting down in November. Thank you, Hillary!]

I believe thats the same spot where kerry did an appearance last go-round, and people were packed in for blocks around.

[Oh really? And how did Kerry do in November, 2004?]

My husband is at our house in Portland, and he got to watch full coverage on kgw tv. Here in Central Oregon, I got to see it for a few minutes on CNN with the crowd sounds muted by CNN. DH said he really enjoyed hearing Obama speak.

[And was he healed by the Obamassiah?]

well, John Kerry's 2004 rally was estimated at 40-50,000... ...and then the fire marshal started turning people away.

[So the Obamassiah should be as lucky as Kerry was in 2004.]

You know who else used to get those numbers at his rallies? JOHN KERRY IN 2004!!!!!!

[And they will both end up with the same results.]

This is enormous... bigger than any rally for a single individual I have ever heard of. How does this compare to other "huge" rallies in the past? Do any of you know of rallies with more people than this?

[Most any NASCAR race.]

What do you think the Republican leadership does when they hear numbers like that?

[Relax and let Hillary do their work for them.]

Obama will go down in the history books for a whole host of reasons! GOBAMA!!!!!!

[Biggest letdown in history?]

Texas and Indiana were definitely swung by Limbaugh votes. Ohio was a wider margin of win for Hillary, but it appears that at least 5-7 of her points were Limbaugh crossovers. If the Limbaugh crossovers were taken out, Hillary would have won several fewer states, including the pop vote in Texas and Indiana.

[Thank you for acknowledging the SUCCESS of Operation Chaos.]

I am going to have "election" finger food for the two of us here, with our dogs, complete with lattes from our home machine to watch the returns.

[And the November election results will be giving you The Finger.]

They better just close up DC on Inauguration Day !

[Due to disappointed DUmmies running amok.]

It's an Obamopolis! Where Obama goes, cities spring up!

[After November, you will be cooking beans over the fires in your Obamaville hovels.]

We're here, we're clear, we're all out for Obama, get used to it!

[Will it be possible to get used to your temper tantrums in November?]

The Obama campaign has been brilliant in Oregon. And they are going to win big. Big I tell you. Big.

[We have a Rubber Room reserved for you in November.]

Hopefully, the biggest landslide in Presidential election history.

[The landslide loss will be big. Hee! Hee!]

Obama is now the "Presumptive Next President of the United States"

[Along with Presumptive Next President Tom Dewey.]

Not even the pope got that kind of crowd...

[The Pope is running against the Obamassiah?]

This is not a campaign. It's a movement!

[The Annunciation before the Renunciation!]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: barackobama; dummies; hillaryclinton; or2008
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To: wbill
Wonder if there's some photoshopping going on, or if Obama Believers are just that far to the left?

DING DING DING - we have a winner, no more calls, please...

81 posted on 05/19/2008 1:52:20 PM PDT by Old Sarge (CTHULHU '08 - I won't settle for a lesser evil any longer!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
LoL, I was going to post the exact same thing to that comment.
82 posted on 05/19/2008 2:11:55 PM PDT by txroadkill (Liberals believe that the only oppressed people in Cuba are the terrorist in GitMo)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Fauxbama backers aren’t dealing with reality... Here’s the facts...

KERRY was too radical for America to win an election and Fauxbama is so radical he makes Kerry look like Ward Clever. Fauxbama has ZERO chance of winning a general election, the the more he opens his mouth, the dumber the man looks. He’s on the way to making McGovern’s numbers look good.


83 posted on 05/19/2008 2:20:52 PM PDT by HamiltonJay
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To: jellybean

I can’t say he sounds like Kermit, but he certainly looks like Alfred E Newman.


84 posted on 05/19/2008 2:25:18 PM PDT by HamiltonJay
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To: All

Sheesh! I just saw an ad for “Recount” on HBO. About the 2000 election recounts. Guess who are going to come off looking like the bad guys despite the fact that later recounts by all newspapers showed that Bush won?


85 posted on 05/19/2008 2:29:21 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List ---The BIGGEST on the FR!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Did you hear the crap this guy was spouting at the Portland rally?

Some of the things he promised:

$1000 tax break to everyone to offset the increased costs of gas and food.
If you have health care, $2500 dollar to help with costs, if you DON’T have health care, Universal Health Care for all by the end of his first term.
Increases in the minimum wage to keep up with inflation.
Increase in teacher salaries across the board, as well as major funding for education.
$4000 college tuition credit to make college accessible for all.

And get this...after saying all of that, he said this:

“We don’t need gimmicks to get elected”.

What the heck do think all that crap you said was, Barry?

And of course...the crowd ate it up!

This guy gets in...we are screwed with a capital ‘S’.


86 posted on 05/19/2008 2:32:43 PM PDT by hoagy62 (Happily watching the Left go full-goose bozo.)
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To: PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson; KJC1; commonguymd; gardencatz; Mr. Silverback

I dunno.

If I were a professional campaign strategist, and if I worked for Barry “Goldwater” Obama, there’s one thing I’d worry about in particular.

Both Washington (state) and Nebraska had instances where caucuses selected delegates to the Democrat national convention, and then later the people voted in a primary.

The vote of the people didn’t count for delegates; only the votes of the political activists, pushers, and shovers counted.

I don’t remember what the difference was in Washington state, but in Nebraska, Barry “Goldwater” Obama carried the caucuses 68-32%.....and then in the Democrat primary some months later, where the people voted, it was Barry “Goldwater” Obama 48%, Hillary Clinton 47%.

That is a significant difference, between the party shouters and the people.

One assumes many supporters of Hillary Clinton in Nebraska voted for Barry “Goldwater” Obama seeing him as inevitable; and so if the Nebraska primary had been earlier, it’s probable his proportion would have been less than 48% in the popular vote.

It could very well be that the political professionals and the people have very different ideas about who they wish to be the Democrat nominee, and the activists, the pushers, the shovers, chose wrong, as they did in 1972.

And we all know what happened in 1972.


87 posted on 05/19/2008 4:40:01 PM PDT by franksolich (Scourge of the Primitives)
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To: 50sDad

Strange that all the signs seem to be up front. No signs after 4 or 5 rows. Hmmmmm.


88 posted on 05/19/2008 5:38:39 PM PDT by beckysueb (Jimmy Carter is the skidmark in the panties of American history.))
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To: weegee

Susan was obviously at a loss for words. She didn’t know how to answer my analogy, so she just pulled that lame argument out of her hat. She was laughing when she said it. I wonder if I made her think at all.


89 posted on 05/19/2008 6:38:49 PM PDT by Purrcival (I had to put down my Bible and my gun to post this.)
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To: hoagy62
$1000 tax break to everyone to offset the increased costs of gas and food.

Most Obama supporters don't pay any taxes, so what kind of break is that. The Democrats who actually pay taxes are usually for Clinton.

If you have health care, $2500 dollar to help with costs, if you DON’T have health care

$2500 is a pathetic amount for helping to pay a family's yearly health insurance cost.

Increases in the minimum wage to keep up with inflation.

Uh, won't that force employers to raise prices to reflect increased costs, thus negating any keeping up with inflation?

Increase in teacher salaries across the board, as well as major funding for education.

Uh, won't that raise everyone school taxes, increasing inflation? $4000 college tuition credit to make college accessible for all.

$4000 per year? A credit? to people who don't pay any taxes? Certainly not $4000 in federal taxes per year. Plus, won't that indirectly cause college tuition inflation as well? Idiot Democrats just don't think things through and buy the scam put forth by the con man.

90 posted on 05/19/2008 6:57:43 PM PDT by Ronaldus Magnus Reagan (Fight Socialism! Vote McCain '08!)
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To: PJ-Comix
75,000 attend Obama rally in Portland!

"Best damn barkeep from Portland, Maine to Portland Oregon."

91 posted on 05/19/2008 6:59:28 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Out of chaos comes comedy.)
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To: PJ-Comix
75,000! that tells you something!

That there are approximately 75,000 idiots in the state of Oregon. We got a lot more than that in Ohio.

92 posted on 05/19/2008 7:02:43 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Out of chaos comes comedy.)
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To: PJ-Comix
They had to take the picture from a distance, didn't want to distress the nation by showing so many "bitter" faces all in one place. . .

Know what else is bitter? Arugula.

93 posted on 05/19/2008 7:04:42 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Out of chaos comes comedy.)
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To: PJ-Comix
They had to take the picture from a distance, didn't want to distress the nation by showing so many "bitter" faces all in one place. . .

They had to take the picture from a distance to make Obama's ears look normal.

94 posted on 05/19/2008 7:07:00 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Out of chaos comes comedy.)
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To: PJ-Comix
DH said he really enjoyed hearing Obama speak.

The DH I know would never say that.

95 posted on 05/19/2008 7:09:45 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (That would be Duncan Hunter.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Can you imagine what it must have been like for Obama looking out on that sea of mostly white faces

The Obamassiah will walk on top of a sea of white faces.

96 posted on 05/19/2008 7:11:39 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (That would be Duncan Hunter.)
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To: PJ-Comix
well, John Kerry's 2004 rally was estimated at 40-50,000... ...and then the fire marshal started turning people away.

Fascist f---ing vote suppressing...Fire...Marshall. Always enforcing your...public safety rules.

97 posted on 05/19/2008 7:14:41 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Out of chaos comes comedy.)
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To: PJ-Comix
You know who else used to get those numbers at his rallies? JOHN KERRY IN 2004!!!!!!

John Kerry was swifthosed by fire marshals.

98 posted on 05/19/2008 7:16:19 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Out of chaos comes comedy.)
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To: PJ-Comix
What do you think the Republican leadership does when they hear numbers like that?

What do you think the Republican leadership does when they hear numbers like that?

Not much.

99 posted on 05/19/2008 7:18:50 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Out of chaos comes comedy.)
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To: PJ-Comix
This is enormous... bigger than any rally for a single individual I have ever heard of. How does this compare to other "huge" rallies in the past? Do any of you know of rallies with more people than this?

Jerry Garcia, on a regular basis. Jerry had more substance, too. In fact, Gallagher had more substance than Obama, but he never performed to 75,000.

100 posted on 05/19/2008 7:30:58 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Out of chaos comes comedy.)
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